FabSwingers.com forum: Last SMS

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok. I’m bored.

Share the contents of your last SMS/WhatsApp/iMessage

What wierd and wonderful things are we talking about?

I’ll go first...

‘The fish is just coming out....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a toy lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I hear you had invaders on the drive way. Not sure how 'park on the road' can be confusing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm so disappointed, so much. What a year"

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

"One day hopefully"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

See you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My office mate. Box on floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's is just a load of dancing girl and booze emojis

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You want to see what she’s said now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got it, thanks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ok. Just issues here

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My office mate. Box on floor"

The penultimate ones better...

I’ve got 3 shelf pegs a biscuit and an assortment of packets in my pocket if that’s any good to you

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Where did you get that cinnamon zero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that’s much better. Thanks x

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Have you seen this with a crying with laughter emoji and 2 kisses

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

It will be darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The delivery has arrived

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Mate just sent me a vid clip thats gone viral of a boy about 4 or 5 in the back of a cab with his mum singing "Millwall f**k em all" then out the blue he starts singing "black c***s". Don't you just love good parents.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Apparently thats total allowed. They had to pre register

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Me either xx

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

No I have half a dozen already thanks Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my sister:

I've left some cheesecake at Mums for you x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I say it every year less drama next year, I'll manage it one year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you take my socks

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

But he’s not a law maker

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

50% off pizza when you spend £30 at Dom inos.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Soon

Crotchfruit asking when dinner would be ready

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent - 'ok'

Received - ' just popped my head out the front and SHES STILL THERE!!'

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Did you take my socks

Oh yeah that as well, all of them and yes I did

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"The delivery has arrived

Anything interesting?

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