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If you are out shopping and your cornhole itches what do you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As in exactly so tell in detail.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

depends how tight me kecks are.

usually sit down and let me arse hair do the job for me by manipulating it using my bum muscles.

yes ladies, i said bum muscles.... lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"depends how tight me kecks are.

usually sit down and let me arse hair do the job for me by manipulating it using my bum muscles.

yes ladies, i said bum muscles.... lol"

im saying one thing...miners lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"depends how tight me kecks are.

usually sit down and let me arse hair do the job for me by manipulating it using my bum muscles.

yes ladies, i said bum muscles.... lol"

So if you were in tesco's you wouldn't use a stick of celery then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub past an old lady! Bum first....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No way she might cop a feel

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"depends how tight me kecks are.

usually sit down and let me arse hair do the job for me by manipulating it using my bum muscles.

yes ladies, i said bum muscles.... lolim saying one thing...miners lamp "

forgot.

i would use the axe blade to scratch that itch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way she might cop a feel "
I'd fart her frozen as I itch.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No way she might cop a feel "

Too fecking right I would, youngster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way she might cop a feel I'd fart her frozen as I itch. "

I think farting makes it itch in the first place! Too much moisture in the guff does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way she might cop a feel I'd fart her frozen as I itch.

I think farting makes it itch in the first place! Too much moisture in the guff does it. "

Worst coming to worst I'd just do the one finger shuffle.

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