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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

^^ he said that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nowhere man goes up to a woman and says...... can I see your boobs. She squeals NO !

So he asks well can I bite them for £1000.

Okay she says.

Nowhere man sticks his face between her boobs and moans with pleasure. The woman waits.

5 mins later she says.... Are you going to bite them ?

He says..... Nah it's too expensive.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cheers babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers babe

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nowhere man goes up to a woman and says...... can I see your boobs. She squeals NO !

So he asks well can I bite them for £1000.

Okay she says.

Nowhere man sticks his face between her boobs and moans with pleasure. The woman waits.

5 mins later she says.... Are you going to bite them ?

He says..... Nah it's too expensive. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

An overbearing egotistical one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An overbearing egotistical one! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

Obviously using a Henry on his wotsits

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

NASA's he was too busy trying to explain to the women how the TV remote works.... again (runs and hide's in fear)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Naaaa not NASA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

Obviously using a Henry on his wotsits "

Nothing sucks better than Henry

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

Obviously using a Henry on his wotsits

Nothing sucks better than Henry "

You haven't met my Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

NASA's he was too busy trying to explain to the women how the TV remote works.... again (runs and hide's in fear)"

NASA sounds better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

Obviously using a Henry on his wotsits

Nothing sucks better than Henry

You haven't met my Mrs

I have

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

A woman that can't make a decent sammich

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What's worse? A man with 3 cans of pop on his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Oh my goodness you did not really post this...

Is this for real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's worse? A man with 3 cans of pop on his penis

Errr Dr Shasta isn’t pop, it’s a way of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Oh my goodness you did not really post this...

Is this for real

Nowhereman made me do it. He’s trouble that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that can't make a decent sammich

Omg .... and I was on my way to snuggle with you and watch a movie ... and I made sandwiches....

#wellhell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

NOOOOOOO not you Cutie

OK Since it's you ... I'm gonna blame the Mystique Guy for Being a bad influence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Oh my goodness you did not really post this...

Is this for real

Nowhereman made me do it. He’s trouble that one

YOU CORRUPTED my Cherry Bomb Friend... and I actually thought you were a sweet one !!

#womencanactuallybewrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's worse? A man with 3 cans of pop on his penis

Errr Dr Shasta isn’t pop, it’s a way of life

#TRUTH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Oh my goodness you did not really post this...

Is this for real

Nowhereman made me do it. He’s trouble that one

YOU CORRUPTED my Cherry Bomb Friend... and I actually thought you were a sweet one !!

#womencanactuallybewrong

#itsthatnowheremanhestroublethatone

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"A woman that can't make a decent sammich

Omg .... and I was on my way to snuggle with you and watch a movie ... and I made sandwiches....

#wellhell"
wow ,,,back track i didn't post that ive been hacked lol

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

NASA's he was too busy trying to explain to the women how the TV remote works.... again (runs and hide's in fear)"

I don't know why women would need the remote anyway, shouldn't they be making tea about now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Oh my goodness you did not really post this...

Is this for real

Nowhereman made me do it. He’s trouble that one

YOU CORRUPTED my Cherry Bomb Friend... and I actually thought you were a sweet one !!

#womencanactuallybewrong

#itsthatnowheremanhestroublethatone"

#juryisstilloutonthatone

#itmaybeyou

#youseemkindofnaughty

#andallguilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

I just did but he mustn’t of heard my call whilst he was hoovering

NASA's he was too busy trying to explain to the women how the TV remote works.... again (runs and hide's in fear)

I don't know why women would need the remote anyway, shouldn't they be making tea about now?

Awe such a sweetheart

I'd love tea with you!! Yes you can add too cubes of sugar when you make it for me !!

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that can't make a decent sammich

Omg .... and I was on my way to snuggle with you and watch a movie ... and I made sandwiches....

#wellhell wow ,,,back track i didn't post that ive been hacked lol

I dislike hackers always hacking ... don't get mixed up with these guys there are

T*R*O*U*B*L*E ... YOU ARE MUCH SAFER ON A COUCH DRINKING WITH ME !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Nowhere man goes up to a woman and says...... can I see your boobs. She squeals NO !

So he asks well can I bite them for £1000.

Okay she says.

Nowhere man sticks his face between her boobs and moans with pleasure. The woman waits.

5 mins later she says.... Are you going to bite them ?

He says..... Nah it's too expensive. "

Honestly, I laughed but I also believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

GOSH THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE... ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS ....

#howsureareyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

GOSH THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE... ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS ....

#howsureareyou"

I am I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

I have size 12 feet

..so you wash up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A d*unk MCP ..... but then again easier to trip up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

GOSH THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE... ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS ....

#howsureareyou

I am I am

I don't know I think you could be turned to the darkside....

#justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

GOSH THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE... ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS ....

#howsureareyou

I am I am

I don't know I think you could be turned to the darkside....

#justsaying

Only by him/her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

Yea and they have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

Did you really tell him to do it...you seem so sweet !!

I dont believe it ...

Well he is my fab wife

What are my chances of taking his place ...

NEVER. HE’S MINE

She’s spoken

GOSH THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE... ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS ....

#howsureareyou

I am I am

I don't know I think you could be turned to the darkside....

#justsaying

Only by him/her

Ok then .... just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should call a women’s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge mate

NOOOOOOO not you Cutie

OK Since it's you ... I'm gonna blame the Mystique Guy for Being a bad influence!!

Yes .. all his fault

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

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You sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

You sure"

Yea are you sure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

You sure

Yea are you sure

I'm wounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

You sure

Yea are you sure

I'm wounded

Why ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

You sure

Yea are you sure

I'm wounded

Why ?

Why why why bring me my grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman that won't do what she's told

Nowhereman told me to post this

Love and Peace

You sure

Yea are you sure

I'm wounded

Why ?

Why why why bring me my grapes.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a male chauvinist Lion

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"a male chauvinist Lion"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the real woman at

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where the real woman at "

Sleeping

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

A man that thinks gods rays shine out of his arse

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nowhereman has left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowhereman has left the building"

He is the Best...

him !!

Then he better come back because I've still got to steal him from Mr. Mystique

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