FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies . Help us out...

By *mileTogether69 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Hey,

OK... ladies you have your say.

Could any of you guys actually give step by step guidance on what you expect from a guy.

From first message to end of eventual rendezvous . Talk us through you perfect or even fantasy meet.

Pllllllleeeasssssseeee......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Be yourself

2. Don't bust your ass trying to be everything a woman wants you to be, your a person too

3. Have a sense of humour

4. Rampant hot sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Because I want you to be what I want not what I tell you I want you to be

That makes sense to me anyway!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hey,

OK... ladies you have your say.

Could any of you guys actually give step by step guidance on what you expect from a guy.

From first message to end of eventual rendezvous . Talk us through you perfect or even fantasy meet.

Pllllllleeeasssssseeee......

Every guy is different so there is no perfect solution - bit buying a house you like some things in one but different in others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Because I want you to be what I want not what I tell you I want you to be

That makes sense to me anyway!

Spot on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Legs

Eyes

Nose...... most body parts to be honest.

Able to grunt ..... gimme sex ya big sexy.

Able to not shout in public

Warm hands

Fat cock

Clean undies and armpits

At least 3 brain cells

An on off n stop button

Short memory span.

No rejection hang ups

That's about it really.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Read our profiles

Respect our wishes

Communicate clearly

If in doubt, ask

Remember we're all different and there's no one true way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Because I want you to be what I want not what I tell you I want you to be

That makes sense to me anyway!

^5. If you dont know how to act why should us fems tell you? So you can deceive a poor unsuspecting in to having sex with the "not" real you????

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If there was a step by step method to getting a meet on fab I'd have published it and made a killing.

There isn't so I will give you my two step program to an easier life.

1. Accept that all women are different.

2. Talk to women bearing 1 in mind and when you ask questions listen to the answer.

That will be £375.50 inc VAT

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"No. Because I want you to be what I want not what I tell you I want you to be

That makes sense to me anyway!

^5. If you dont know how to act why should us fems tell you? So you can deceive a poor unsuspecting in to having sex with the "not" real you???? "

Exactly this - like some gross “pick-up artist” or something.

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By *mileTogether69 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Legs

Eyes

Nose...... most body parts to be honest.

Able to grunt ..... gimme sex ya big sexy.

Able to not shout in public

Warm hands

Fat cock

Clean undies and armpits

At least 3 brain cells

An on off n stop button

Short memory span.

No rejection hang ups

That's about it really. "
on / off stop button ....ha ha

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By *mileTogether69 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"If there was a step by step method to getting a meet on fab I'd have published it and made a killing.

There isn't so I will give you my two step program to an easier life.

1. Accept that all women are different.

2. Talk to women bearing 1 in mind and when you ask questions listen to the answer.

That will be £375.50 inc VAT

"
sounds reasonable if I purchase now can I get a discount on the sequel?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If there was a step by step method to getting a meet on fab I'd have published it and made a killing.

There isn't so I will give you my two step program to an easier life.

1. Accept that all women are different.

2. Talk to women bearing 1 in mind and when you ask questions listen to the answer.

That will be £375.50 inc VAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just offer cake and lots of cream.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

don't lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

1.get of here.

2.meet girls the usual way.work,pub,the park,clubs(not swingers)

3.youre welcome.

If it's just for sex then;

See steps 1 to 3 above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

1.get of here.

2.meet girls the usual way.work,pub,the park,clubs(not swingers)

3.youre welcome.

If it's just for sex then;

See steps 1 to 3 above."

I do better in the real world for dating and sex. I just find the women on here are more open minded on here.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here."

Why’s that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Be yourself

2. Don't bust your ass trying to be everything a woman wants you to be, your a person too

3. Have a sense of humour

4. Rampant hot sex

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?"

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a knobhead.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

1.get of here.

2.meet girls the usual way.work,pub,the park,clubs(not swingers)

3.youre welcome.

If it's just for sex then;

See steps 1 to 3 above."

So basically you are saying do not look to date a girl off here as they are all only whores fit only to be used as a cum dump is it? Wow i bet you are popular on here with that little onesided brain of yours! Jenny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship."

Loads of people have met their partner on here and got married or been together for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey,

OK... ladies you have your say.

Could any of you guys actually give step by step guidance on what you expect from a guy.

From first message to end of eventual rendezvous . Talk us through you perfect or even fantasy meet.

Pllllllleeeasssssseeee......

I want him to be himself. Not some made up crap that other women said that they want.

If he wants to appeal to all women then I'm not his type.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship."

Yes, I do need to ask. Because it sounds to me like you think women (not girls) on here aren’t fit to have a relationship with, only to stick your dick in. Does that just about sum it up?

Also, for some people, a swinger’s site is the best place to find a relationship, because they’re more likely to find someone who will want to continue swinging with them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If there was a step by step method to getting a meet on fab I'd have published it and made a killing.

There isn't so I will give you my two step program to an easier life.

1. Accept that all women are different.

2. Talk to women bearing 1 in mind and when you ask questions listen to the answer.

That will be £375.50 inc VAT

sounds reasonable if I purchase now can I get a discount on the sequel?"

Yes if you sign up now and commit to a monthly direct debit for 50 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

Yes, I do need to ask. Because it sounds to me like you think women (not girls) on here aren’t fit to have a relationship with, only to stick your dick in. Does that just about sum it up?

Also, for some people, a swinger’s site is the best place to find a relationship, because they’re more likely to find someone who will want to continue swinging with them. "

That sums it up.

And I wouldnt 'stick my dick in anyone of here'

I dont know where the girls have been.

The only relationships on here are short lived.theyre doomed from the start.

Swinging is exactly that.bever settled.

Basically!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

Loads of people have met their partner on here and got married or been together for years. "

Loads?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"1. Be yourself

2. Don't bust your ass trying to be everything a woman wants you to be, your a person too

3. Have a sense of humour

4. Rampant hot sex

This in a nutshell! I’m also uncomfortable when guys go ott on compliments - it just feels false! X

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

Yes, I do need to ask. Because it sounds to me like you think women (not girls) on here aren’t fit to have a relationship with, only to stick your dick in. Does that just about sum it up?

Also, for some people, a swinger’s site is the best place to find a relationship, because they’re more likely to find someone who will want to continue swinging with them.

That sums it up.

And I wouldnt 'stick my dick in anyone of here'

I dont know where the girls have been.

The only relationships on here are short lived.theyre doomed from the start.

Swinging is exactly that.bever settled.

Basically!

Gosh - you’re quite a charmer aren’t you dear? So overjoyed to have you living in my neck of the woods!

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

Yes, I do need to ask. Because it sounds to me like you think women (not girls) on here aren’t fit to have a relationship with, only to stick your dick in. Does that just about sum it up?

Also, for some people, a swinger’s site is the best place to find a relationship, because they’re more likely to find someone who will want to continue swinging with them.

That sums it up.

And I wouldnt 'stick my dick in anyone of here'

I dont know where the girls have been.

The only relationships on here are short lived.theyre doomed from the start.

Swinging is exactly that.bever settled.

Basically!

Women, not girls.

So basically, you despise women, and you despise swingers. Why are you here again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it were that simple as a step by step guide. Half of the fun is not knowing surely and being open to whatever connection fires you up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just try to be awesome... like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number one rule is don’t be a twat. Don’t assume they're there to please you. Your penis might be mightily impressive, but there’s a lot of them out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you want.

If it's a relationship then you dont want one with a girl from here.

Why’s that then?

Seriously.you need to ask.

Noone in their right mind would come on here for a relationship.

Loads of people have met their partner on here and got married or been together for years.

Loads?"

Yes. Loads. Lots. Many.

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