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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose "Might be worth a good try though ?  | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose "
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank" There s always one | |||
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"A friend is someone who will always be there for you. Will tell you you're an idiot and then won't mind when you ignore the and offer you a shoulder to cry on when it all goes tits up. Will share good and bad times and help with both." Good definition of friendship | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank There s always one"It's usually me! | |||
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"I have different friends for different things. Work friends/ friends on here/ friends on the internet etc. All very different, and if they were ever all in a room together I think they would be shocked! "I agree - I, too have a handful of very close friends for "any probs" and a larger number of friends for specific activities. | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank There s always one
It's usually me! "Haha, you dont say | |||
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"A trusted friend is the one you'd call to get you out of jail. A best friend is in the cell with you... "i love that lol | |||
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"A trusted friend is the one you'd call to get you out of jail. A best friend is in the cell with you... " | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose "oi oi you, thats the type of comment I'm supposed to make!!!! I don't like 'friends' that nick my lines  | |||
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"A trusted friend is the one you'd call to get you out of jail. A best friend is in the cell with you... "Great minds think alike (I'm not going to finish that quote, I'm sure someone will do it for me ) | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
"I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
oi oi you, thats the type of comment I'm supposed to make!!!! I don't like 'friends' that nick my lines "Awwww you luvs me really | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
oi oi you, thats the type of comment I'm supposed to make!!!! I don't like 'friends' that nick my lines
Awwww you luvs me really "where's yer really? | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail "We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again | |||
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"not just on here... but in life? What makes a friend? What causes changes in friendships?" Biggest tits. No seriously, I don't have any friends  | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again "Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway | |||
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"not just on here... but in life? What makes a friend? What causes changes in friendships? Biggest tits. No seriously, I don't have any friends "I refuse to believe that - xxx | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway "Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then | |||
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"Carefully and I avoid the ones who have false smiles. " And just how do you spot those? | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway
Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then "Is that a euphemism for cock? | |||
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
oi oi you, thats the type of comment I'm supposed to make!!!! I don't like 'friends' that nick my lines
Awwww you luvs me really
where's yer really? "Anywhere you want it to be  | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya "and one who shares a stannah....;-) | |||
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"not just on here... but in life? What makes a friend? What causes changes in friendships? Biggest tits. No seriously, I don't have any friends I refuse to believe that - xxx "Yeah of course I have friends, I wont deny them, I'm very lucky to have a good few very decent friends. I have no idea how I choose them, they come from different backgrounds with different tastes. Most of my friends are female, so maybe I choose them because I'm more comfortable around females than males, it makes sense as I was the first male in my family born for over 30 year so most of my elder role models are female. | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)"Do I dare mention Mayo and c............. | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway
Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then Is that a euphemism for cock?"Absolutely anything can be a euphemism for cock in my book | |||
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"not just on here... but in life? What makes a friend? What causes changes in friendships? Biggest tits. No seriously, I don't have any friends I refuse to believe that - xxx
Yeah of course I have friends, I wont deny them, I'm very lucky to have a good few very decent friends.
I have no idea how I choose them, they come from different backgrounds with different tastes.
Most of my friends are female, so maybe I choose them because I'm more comfortable around females than males, it makes sense as I was the first male in my family born for over 30 year so most of my elder role models are female."Maybe you are naturally more drawn to the more ampathic way in which women think and see the world? Nothing wrong with that! | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c............."That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-) | |||
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"Saw a quote ages ago that I liked..... 'a friend is someone who walks in, as the rest of the world walks out' "Love it | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway
Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then Is that a euphemism for cock?
Absolutely anything can be a euphemism for cock in my book "I love your down to earth, no nonsense approach to life... and cock | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)"Hmmm but I know the truth | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truth"Thing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum | |||
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"not just on here... but in life? What makes a friend? What causes changes in friendships? Biggest tits. No seriously, I don't have any friends I refuse to believe that - xxx
Yeah of course I have friends, I wont deny them, I'm very lucky to have a good few very decent friends.
I have no idea how I choose them, they come from different backgrounds with different tastes.
Most of my friends are female, so maybe I choose them because I'm more comfortable around females than males, it makes sense as I was the first male in my family born for over 30 year so most of my elder role models are female.Maybe you are naturally more drawn to the more ampathic way in which women think and see the world? Nothing wrong with that! "Yes, and I'm very naturally nurturing, I'm godparent to every friends little girl (always wanted a daughter and only had sons, so I instantly become uncle Wayne as soon as a girl is born, lol) | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway
Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then Is that a euphemism for cock?
Absolutely anything can be a euphemism for cock in my book I love your down to earth, no nonsense approach to life... and cock "To paraphrase Descartes....Donec gallus, ergo sum.....or I like cock, therefore I am | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum "I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome | |||
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"A friend will post bail for you when you're languishing in the cells.....a best friend will be sat next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
I think you sound like fun is to be had - see you in jail
We'll struggle doing a runner if you've got your heel stuck in your knicker leg again Been told the guards are hot - we might not want to do a runner.. well not for a while anyway
Hmmmm, maybe we'll get their jackboots stuck in our knicker legs then Is that a euphemism for cock?
Absolutely anything can be a euphemism for cock in my book I love your down to earth, no nonsense approach to life... and cock
To paraphrase Descartes....Donec gallus, ergo sum.....or I like cock, therefore I am "No answer to THat one - | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome"Is there something you have done to yourself that you have not told me about? | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome"There's a pack of three in my freezer, you and Coco can come share if you like?! | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcomeIs there something you have done to yourself that you have not told me about? "Doesn't involve surgery, just planning | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome
There's a pack of three in my freezer, you and Coco can come share if you like?!"Wromng sort of Magnums I guess, so what will make up for that | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome
There's a pack of three in my freezer, you and Coco can come share if you like?!
Wromng sort of Magnums I guess, so what will make up for that "I shan't give all my secrets away in a public forum, come find out for yourself... | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome
There's a pack of three in my freezer, you and Coco can come share if you like?!
Wromng sort of Magnums I guess, so what will make up for that
I shan't give all my secrets away in a public forum, come find out for yourself..."Sounds good to me hun | |||
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"A true friend is one who will share a bottle of their favourite Champagne with ya and one who shares a stannah....;-)
Do I dare mention Mayo and c.............That will be a ... truth or dare me thinks;-)
Hmmm but I know the truthThing is... you need to be silenced. Lets find a massive cock and a Magnum
I've got the cock, the magnum will be very welcome
There's a pack of three in my freezer, you and Coco can come share if you like?!
Wromng sort of Magnums I guess, so what will make up for that
I shan't give all my secrets away in a public forum, come find out for yourself...
Sounds good to me hun"My number's on my profile | |||
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