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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone got any life tips they want to share lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Move forward and never look back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tie your shoe laces in a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pot as many balls as you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to see the future, learn about the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store tins of baked beans upside down. They empty easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust you’re gut instinct.

A wank a day keeps the doctor away.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Life is short, enjoy it

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"If you want to see the future, learn about the past "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to see the future, learn about the past "

Factual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be kind when talking about your enemies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put your hand anywhere you wouldn't put your willy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What I'm still a Rock star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be proud of who you are and fuck the haters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never put your hand anywhere you wouldn't put your willy."

Do you remember that scene from Flash Gordon with Timothy Dalton in the tree stump thingy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never love anyone more than you love yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no substitute for hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness is a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never put your hand anywhere you wouldn't put your willy.

Do you remember that scene from Flash Gordon with Timothy Dalton in the tree stump thingy....

Yes! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never love anyone more than you love yourself "

Never truer words said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go running in leather underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you it's them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Treat others as your wanted to be treated yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear suncream

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Use sunscreen!......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress for the second mile

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Use mascara

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Look after your knees, you'll miss them when they are gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughter is the best medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laughter is the best medicine

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By *oolkoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Whatever you do, enjoy it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Always be your self and follow your gut instinct

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Life is short, enjoy it"

It's still the longest thing you'll ever do though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to see the future, learn about the past "

Or learn from your past even.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don’t fart in a crowded lift!

...or an aeroplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t fart in a crowded lift!

...or an aeroplane "

Or a space suit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Don’t fart in a crowded lift!

...or an aeroplane "

Or do just make it stink

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Don’t fart in a crowded lift!

...or an aeroplane

Or do just make it stink"

Loud & proud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast potatoes are life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never apologise for being you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never take anyone you care about for granted,they won't always be there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Never stop learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In life we are all dealt the same amount of random cards. Its up to us to play the best hand we can make than just simply fold and never know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always use positive expressions. Rather than never using negatives....

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

All farewells should be sudden!

Advice not taken by those posting “I’m leaving” threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive yourself....there's no such thing as the perfect human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never give your boss a 100% cos they might want more

And if you know fuck all don’t pretend otherwise... so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If duct tape doesn't work, you're not using enough duct tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass isn’t always greener on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance like no one’s watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to accept who you are,

Be aware of your good and bad traits. Be honest and love yourself. Accept not everyone is going to like you but thats OK but enough people love you.

Stand tall, be proud and smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax on, wax off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as you get the opportunity to get a good pegging take it. And go big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always read the full thread before commenting.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Throw a coconut at the Dr's head and he will stay away all week

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Don’t look back, you’re not going that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Throw a coconut at the Dr's head and he will stay away all week

Bite someones thumb hard enough, they wont ask you to suck it again

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Throw a coconut at the Dr's head and he will stay away all week

Bite someones thumb hard enough, they wont ask you to suck it again

Hey Ivy......FUCK YOU IVY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Throw a coconut at the Dr's head and he will stay away all week

Bite someones thumb hard enough, they wont ask you to suck it again

Hey Ivy......FUCK YOU IVY!!!!

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don't tie your shoe laces in a revolving door

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Throw a coconut at the Dr's head and he will stay away all week

Bite someones thumb hard enough, they wont ask you to suck it again

Hey Ivy......FUCK YOU IVY!!!!

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL "

See this fire Ivy......

I fucked your mum by this fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont try to understand women...

Women only understand women and they hate each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Not when you’re allergic to them! Last time I had an apple I ended up in a and e ??

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Lifts and stairs always have their ups and downs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont try to understand women...

Women only understand women and they hate each other.

If you survive this you'll get the Victoria Cross.....but it's a bloody big if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hear weird noises in the night... make even weirder noises to assert dominance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, and I mean ALWAYS, trust your gut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always, and I mean ALWAYS, trust your gut. "

But that's how I got fat

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Always, and I mean ALWAYS, trust your gut. "

No way....if you always trust your gut then one day when you think you've got the mother of all triumphant farts brewed and ready to rip the air apart around you and you suddenly find you’ve sharted!!!!

Big mistake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life throws your lemons...keep them as go well in gin.. always look for a positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life throws your lemons...keep them as go well in gin.. always look for a positive. "

Cheesecakes work a treat as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see the demolition man running try to keep up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Never start social media posts with so.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Never play second fiddle to any one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're arse bursts through the mattress i will meet you in the spring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What other people think of you is none of your business.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To quote that great philosopher Kenny Rogers: know when to walk away and know when to run.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What other people think of you is none of your business."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote that great philosopher Kenny Rogers: know when to walk away and know when to run."

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By *ew aged adventurerMan
over a year ago

swansea

Look after your broom ....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To quote that great philosopher Kenny Rogers: know when to walk away and know when to run."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never play second fiddle to any one x"

Or play with anyones fiddle without permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote that great philosopher Kenny Rogers: know when to walk away and know when to run."

Not build that way, not I'm my fabric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be true to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two sides to every story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two sides to every story"

That is so true isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear profits a man nothing!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Make the most of the good days as these memories will sustain you through the bad ones.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is the optimist will have a better time.

The best fighters know what it feels like to be knocked down, teaches resilience.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Don't play hard to get

Be hard to forget.

#fabmantra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God was never on your side

#lemmy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't trust anyone at work.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't put too many cock pics on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t squat with your spurs on

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The first rule of holes is stop digging

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Try to retain a sense of humour at all times, it really helps you get through the days, as for everything else, no idea, we are just winging it through life

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Treat others as you'd like to be treated yourself.

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