FabSwingers.com forum: Saying the wrong things in sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was talking with friends earlier about stupid things you have said in sex.

Well there was an occasion when I was seeing beast (not putting his new name for discretional purposes, up to him if he comments) those who know him know he’s got long hair and a beard. Anyway I was riding him and he thrust hard inside me and I went ‘oh Jesus Christ’... then for some stupid reason I went “ is it wrong to say Jesus Christ when fucking a long haired man’

What stupid or inappropriate things have you said in sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse feels looser today....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your arse feels looser today....

... ok you win

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I go mute whilst fucking which is bizarre as in a different way. Well I make noises but say an actual word no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your arse feels looser today....

... ok you win "

It was kinda a compliment, because she wanted my whole hand in and had been working up to it.....

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Your arse feels looser today....

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I go mute whilst fucking which is bizarre as in a different way. Well I make noises but say an actual word no chance

I wish I could be mute... I usually get told to shhh as I’m too noisy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Are you in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you in yet

Oh no

did that end up being a one off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you in yet

Saying mummy. Oops

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Are you in yet

Oh no

did that end up being a one off? "

With a little jiggle and switch of positions I sorted it, but yes it was a one off

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

Is that Lenor you use to make your sheets smell so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ARSENAL...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd be interesting if it was something random like YAHTZEE or CHECKMATE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said my ex partners name when I was about to cum with a new partner..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I said my ex partners name when I was about to cum with a new partner..

Oh no that’s got to be the worse... that’s a worry of mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably said loads of daft things during sex, half the time I cannot even see straight or even speak due to being cum d*unk!

Mrs ikc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a Disney princess and to be honest we both regularly said daft things Before during and after sex. Good job we shared the same ridiculous sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex was a Disney princess and to be honest we both regularly said daft things Before during and after sex. Good job we shared the same ridiculous sense of humour!

Was she called Belle? And did she ever call you Jesus?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just unnerving levels of hysterical laughter.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Being called my ex's fuck buddies name wasn't the best.

I've probably said some stupid shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex was a Disney princess and to be honest we both regularly said daft things Before during and after sex. Good job we shared the same ridiculous sense of humour!

Was she called Belle? And did she ever call you Jesus?

By a strange coincidence.....

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