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Monthly clique meeting - December

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Hohoho!! That’s right folks, it’s that time of year when all the hohoho’s will be dressed in their little elf costumes phwoooaaarrr I for one hope I’ll be pulling a cracker at this months meeting

Last months meeting didn’t fail to deliver with our new incumbents Tbagging contest. Caffeine Dusk enjoyed it so much he still hasn’t washed his mouth out yet.

Lorry Von’s attempt at self rimming produced a personal best with only one slipped disc - well done Lorry!

Unfortunately the HSE had to inspect to a ‘little incident’ involving Princess Peach lighting her farts close to the net curtains. Hopefully the owners will let us back in this month.

Anyways....

This months topics are:

Do ginger pubes burn in the same way as figging?

Does pouring food colouring in your cock make your semen coloured?

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

Does sneezing after bareback stop you getting an STI?

As always, we’re raising money for charity. This month, we are raising money for Yourfallenangel as she’s due a name change. Her current one is 7 days old and is becoming a little stale now.

The only food Boris will allow us to bring is scotch eggs as these posses the new COVID anti venom. I suggest we all buy a pack from home and bargains.

Nora will be manning the front door again this month, but we need a volunteer for the back doors, applications are taking place now.

This month’s password is ‘Lord Charles’.

Newbies are always welcome

Remember what goes on in clique club stays in clique club

See you all soon!

Love and Peace

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

PS: QL says hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which clique is this one?

Tell HMQL hi from Bump x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Which clique is this one?

Tell HMQL hi from Bump x"

You just have Mr Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pouring food colouring in your cock make your semen coloured?"

I can confirm no, however using a thin needle if you inject it directly into the testicles (yellow into one, blue into the other) then you Jizz green

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does pouring food colouring in your cock make your semen coloured?

I can confirm no, however using a thin needle if you inject it directly into the testicles (yellow into one, blue into the other) then you Jizz green "

I’d of said it would look like yellow and blue stripy toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s QL?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?"

I think thumbing should have its own place in the world!

Shout out to all the ‘thumbers’ out there

I’m currently thumbing my phone whilst typing this post

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

"

The more in the hole the better

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I think thumbing should have its own place in the world!

Shout out to all the ‘thumbers’ out there

I’m currently thumbing my phone whilst typing this post "

If you get thumbed it’s actually love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do mini snack eggs count? Or does it only count if the egg within the sausage meat is whole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better "

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, Quiche Lorraine

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do mini snack eggs count? Or does it only count if the egg within the sausage meat is whole?"

A mini egg in an egg in a scotch egg is fine

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I think thumbing should have its own place in the world!

Shout out to all the ‘thumbers’ out there

I’m currently thumbing my phone whilst typing this post

If you get thumbed it’s actually love "

Who wouldn’t a good thumbing...???

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology? "

I think it’s called a camel toe but I would need to google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology?

I think it’s called a camel toe but I would need to google it "

I have a feeling it's already on your bookmarks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I supply the back doors?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I think thumbing should have its own place in the world!

Shout out to all the ‘thumbers’ out there

I’m currently thumbing my phone whilst typing this post

If you get thumbed it’s actually love

Who wouldn’t a good thumbing...???"

Brother, seeing it wrote down is so arousing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology?

I think it’s called a camel toe but I would need to google it

I have a feeling it's already on your bookmarks "

I can’t fit any more bookmarks on my Spectrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology?

I think it’s called a camel toe but I would need to google it

I have a feeling it's already on your bookmarks

I can’t fit any more bookmarks on my Spectrum "

Is it a ZX?

I had one of those 'back in the day'

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I supply the back doors? "

Have they been bashed in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I supply the back doors?

Have they been bashed in? "

Well and truly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I supply the back doors?

Have they been bashed in?

Well and truly. "

They still close tightly tho

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who’s QL?"

Queen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I would say yes.

There is a saying that 'all fingers are thumbs and all thumbs are fingers.'

But what about toes?

The more in the hole the better

To be toed, a good toeing?

What is the correct terminology?

I think it’s called a camel toe but I would need to google it

I have a feeling it's already on your bookmarks

I can’t fit any more bookmarks on my Spectrum

Is it a ZX?

I had one of those 'back in the day'"

Errr do you think I’m made of money. It’s a 48K

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I supply the back doors?

Have they been bashed in?

Well and truly.

They still close tightly tho "

you’re in

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Does it count as fingering if you use your thumb?

I think thumbing should have its own place in the world!

Shout out to all the ‘thumbers’ out there

I’m currently thumbing my phone whilst typing this post

If you get thumbed it’s actually love

Who wouldn’t a good thumbing...???

Brother, seeing it wrote down is so arousing "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly."

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now "

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped "

I’m seriously damaged now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I supply the back doors?

Have they been bashed in?

Well and truly.

They still close tightly tho

you’re in "

Yay. Accepted into the new clique.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now "

Damaged goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

"

Haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha "

I love him really just dont tell him x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x"

I’ve moved on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now "

Filth

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though"

I think I was too..... not sure which evolution tho. Then I went away for a while (loved and lost)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

"

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though"

Oh there you are. If you want back in you need to kiss my ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

I think I was too..... not sure which evolution tho. Then I went away for a while (loved and lost) "

most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

Oh there you are. If you want back in you need to kiss my ring "

I’ll pass cheers ... I don’t like queuing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

Oh there you are. If you want back in you need to kiss my ring

I’ll pass cheers ... I don’t like queuing "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

Oh there you are. If you want back in you need to kiss my ring

I’ll pass cheers ... I don’t like queuing "

There’s no queue’s no more

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think "

12 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you’ll find I’m the original original member of said ‘clique’

Not the original original original though

Oh there you are. If you want back in you need to kiss my ring

I’ll pass cheers ... I don’t like queuing

There’s no queue’s no more "

give over Don Juan

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years "

Il be long gone

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone "

You’re not waiting long then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then? "

I can’t make it sorry

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry "

But honey

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over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey "

Well I might if snacks are provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided "

Get a room you 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2 "

No cos he cleaned his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock "

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose "

Hence the question about snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose

Hence the question about snacks "

Ahh it makes sense now.

Yes, something to make it more worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose

Hence the question about snacks

Ahh it makes sense now.

Yes, something to make it more worthwhile "

I’ll bring the cheddars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose

Hence the question about snacks

Ahh it makes sense now.

Yes, something to make it more worthwhile

I’ll bring the cheddars "

I'll bring the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in no clique il have you know

Smelly.

Errr don’t try and disassociate with me now

Ermmmm.....

Your dumped

I’m seriously damaged now

Damaged goods

Haha

I love him really just dont tell him x

I’ve moved on now

Filth

Fine but il wait till you retire

I think

12 years

Il be long gone

You’re not waiting long then?

I can’t make it sorry

But honey

Well I might if snacks are provided

Get a room you 2

No cos he cleaned his cock

Ahh yes, his weekly clean.

Puts a dampener on things I suppose

Hence the question about snacks

Ahh it makes sense now.

Yes, something to make it more worthwhile

I’ll bring the cheddars

I'll bring the cheese "

Nice

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