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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

roit! (touches edge of nose with forefinger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roit! (touches edge of nose with forefinger)"

Tis true... I havent...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"roit! (touches edge of nose with forefinger)"
pssssssssst are you wearing a raincoat?

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"roit! (touches edge of nose with forefinger)pssssssssst are you wearing a raincoat?"

and anat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roit! (touches edge of nose with forefinger)"

anyone asks, I dont even know ya!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i did.....i see'd you!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Int Fab brilliant????

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

you goin art?

or art art?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yam wunt jam on that ar kid?

This week I ar bin mostly eatin' crisps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considerably richer than yow !

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

[Removed by poster at 12/07/12 22:00:49]

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Anyone want a kipper tie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah milk and two sugars

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Stuck in a hole, in the fog, in the middle of the night, on your own, WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!!

Nice.........

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

me, in the girls dormatory showers, in the middle of the night, with only a bottle of chamagne and a limitless supply of prophilactics, with MY reputation......

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bob Fleming's Folkin' classics....

An' it's no, nay, never ARSE atchoo hrugh ARSE no nay never no more ARSE atchoo hrugh ARSE.....and I'll play the Wild Rover, no never no ARSE

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Of course, I was terribly, terribly pissed.......

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Timothy, tell the gentleman it is 'this' street not this 'zis' street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Int Fab brilliant????"
Scorchio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, Ted, I need to speak to you about the drainage in the lower field.

I wouldn't know about dat sur.....

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

There's somebody sat there mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardest game in the werld!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Yam roight ther mite

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

scorchio, boutros boutros galli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chriiiiiiiiis Waaadel, Chriiiiiiiis Waaadel.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you waaaant to come back to my place - bouncy, bouncy??

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

ffmfmffmmfmfmkknnknnkmmhehahahaha driving a car, fmmfmfmfmmfmfmfshshhshshpast a policeman,shshhshhfmmmfmfmfmnnnnnnnnnnfmfmfmup the arse ha ha haha

mind, i was ver ver d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH"

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol"

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971! "

la di da gunner graham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

la di da gunner graham?"

Noooooooooooo! Whilst 'it ain't half hot mum' has its merits - this is something 'completely different'!!

Did you spot the clue? Did ya? Did ya?

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

only thing i can think of is the dick emery show, but reckon thats wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

la di da gunner graham?

Noooooooooooo! Whilst 'it ain't half hot mum' has its merits - this is something 'completely different'!!

Did you spot the clue? Did ya? Did ya? "
bloody rubish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck in a hole, in the fog, in the middle of the night, on your own, WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!!

Nice........."

Still use this phase, even now.

Love it.

Now, Ted, peas, your, carrots, wife, broccoli,......

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

la di da gunner graham?

Noooooooooooo! Whilst 'it ain't half hot mum' has its merits - this is something 'completely different'!!

Did you spot the clue? Did ya? Did ya? "

that's the cheese shop sketch then...

nice bit of wensleydale perhaps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

la di da gunner graham?

Noooooooooooo! Whilst 'it ain't half hot mum' has its merits - this is something 'completely different'!!

Did you spot the clue? Did ya? Did ya?

that's the cheese shop sketch then...

nice bit of wensleydale perhaps... "

Cheese shop?

Not wishing to hijack the thread with a 'guess where this came from?'......

And now for something completely different!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH

which bit of the fast show was that, or did you just allow us an insight into your cabaret act? lol

The Fast Show? What eeeez dis?

A little older methinks - circa 1971!

la di da gunner graham?

Noooooooooooo! Whilst 'it ain't half hot mum' has its merits - this is something 'completely different'!!

Did you spot the clue? Did ya? Did ya?

that's the cheese shop sketch then...

nice bit of wensleydale perhaps...

Cheese shop?

Not wishing to hijack the thread with a 'guess where this came from?'......

And now for something completely different! "

python...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this week oi shall be mostly avvin....

dia horrea hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this week oi shall be mostly avvin....

dia horrea hey"
Isle OF Mann, Mann, of Mann......Mann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does my bum look big in this????

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"does my bum look big in this????

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "

i might as well be the first.

absolutely not.... lol

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think


"Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH"

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