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One up the bum, no harm done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Medical fact or old wives tale???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

up the bum means no kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if they wanted it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"up the bum means no kids"

lol, I never learnt that as a method of contraception in sex ed at school

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"up the bum means no kids

lol, I never learnt that as a method of contraception in sex ed at school "

it quite an effective method lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

One up the fanny

Your mothers a granny

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"up the bum means no kids

lol, I never learnt that as a method of contraception in sex ed at school "

That a old wives tale how you think politicians come about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"up the bum means no kids

lol, I never learnt that as a method of contraception in sex ed at school

it quite an effective method lol"

I guess there is a danger of it dribbling fannywards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One up the fanny

Your mothers a granny"

Down this neck of the woods, your mum being your gran is a very real scenario....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It was a poem we learned in the school playground

One up the bum

One up the fanny

Can't remember any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the fanny

Your mothers a granny

Down this neck of the woods, your mum being your gran is a very real scenario...."

Come to where I am. I'm my own Grandpa......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? "
what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the fanny

Your mothers a granny

Down this neck of the woods, your mum being your gran is a very real scenario....

Come to where I am. I'm my own Grandpa......

"

Lovin that song...

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"
your a greedy bugger or a good time girl depending on how many others are in the room wanting some

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Someone puts it up my bum without warning and I can guarantee harm WILL be done. Not to me though.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"

your full..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"

One in the bum, no harm done,

One in the gob, bloody good job,

One up the chuff, could be up the duff

Couldn't think of a half decent rhyme for mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?

One in the bum, no harm done,

One in the gob, bloody good job,

One up the chuff, could be up the duff

Couldn't think of a half decent rhyme for mouth "

should it be "one up the chuff is never enough"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? "

Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Someone puts it up my bum without warning and I can guarantee harm WILL be done. Not to me though..... "

I love a feisty woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medical fact or old wives tale???

Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is. "

are we going on to the Prolapsed Arsehole thread again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"
Mumble mumble mumble, I belive was the apropriate response, under those circumstances.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medical fact or old wives tale???

Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is.

are we going on to the Prolapsed Arsehole thread again? "
Carefull, there could be a falling out..........

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