FabSwingers.com forum: How big is/are yours?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your Christmas trees, silly!

Do you have a REAL one that's scr4ping accross the ceiling? Or do you have a fake tree that fits neatly on your desk?

How do you mount yours?

How do you decorate - lights first or last? Angel or star, or both?

Do you place presents underneath from the off or do you wait for Christmas Eve when Santa "delivers" them?

Do you have those god awful flashing, fit inducing, jazzy lights with multiple disco settings or do you have soft glowey ones? Does anyone use candles anymore?

Is there a fashion this year?

Our tree is called Eve, she's a 6 ft non-dropper (yeah they saw us coming with that - we've already had the vacuum out and it's only day two). My daughter manages decorating operations and Eve looks like she's received a direct hit from a massive fairy bomb.

Tell me about your tree's please fabbers?

If you don't care much about trees then you could always just say hi or send me your boobs if you like

Much love

Bump x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boobs then....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x"

Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...

Guess you have an evil twin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Mine is quite small, only 38 DD.

Sorry the tree, 6' and fake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x

Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...

Guess you have an evil twin...

No I'M the evil twin....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Your tree sounds just perfect OP (minus the needle shedding, it's why I avoid real ones).

The tree isn't up yet, it's a 7ft snow tipped big bushy monster of joy. We have quite tall ceilings, the year before last we had a 9ft one in and that was beautiful but an utter ballache to decorate.

It's decorated with sentimental ornaments from various trips, gifts etc, warm white lights that twinkle and I have a lovely snowy tree skirt. Presents come down very early Christmas morning (I'm normally up at 5am as I'm so excited and I have to message Babs the Christmas fairy to send her some love). Some years I do popcorn garlands going around it, I'm not the biggest fan of tinsle. Last year I spent ages crafting a miniature paper garland to go around it but that's so much effort for this year.

I'd send boobs but you've probably seen them enough time and I'm currently cringing at my lack of photo skills anyway. You're not missing out.

When do you get your presents out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house "

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x

Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...

Guess you have an evil twin...

No I'M the evil twin....

Jeez...you'll be trouble then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house "

Same goes for us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is quite small, only 38 DD.

Sorry the tree, 6' and fake."

The 38DD's look real and stunning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 7 ft Nordmann Firr. Hes real. He's also lopsided because he was too tall for my little cottage so I needed to give him a bit of a trim. He's very full of soft golden fairy lights, and gold, cream and silver decorations. No tinsel just some lovely beads with a gold star on the top.

He smells gorgeous. And despite his obvious flaws I love him. I think Bob and I are perhaps kindred spirits

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x

Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...

Guess you have an evil twin...

No I'M the evil twin....

Jeez...you'll be trouble then! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs 44C

Tree 7ft

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your tree sounds just perfect OP (minus the needle shedding, it's why I avoid real ones).

The tree isn't up yet, it's a 7ft snow tipped big bushy monster of joy. We have quite tall ceilings, the year before last we had a 9ft one in and that was beautiful but an utter ballache to decorate.

I'd send boobs but you've probably seen them enough time and I'm currently cringing at my lack of photo skills anyway. You're not missing out.

When do you get your presents out? "

Babs

Any woman with a snow tipped big bushy monster of joy is my kinda girl!

Your orange pic was beautiful and I could never get enough of your boobs....

My presents remain hidden in the loft until Christmas Eve and I then tiptoe around to bring them down while my daughter is hopefully asleep.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one. Don't want one.

Welcome back

I'd give you one

Thanks (I'm new) x

Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...

Guess you have an evil twin...

No I'M the evil twin....

Jeez...you'll be trouble then! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house

Same goes for us!"

I have a huge Christmas tree in my front garden too WITH LIGHTS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a 7 ft Nordmann Firr. Hes real. He's also lopsided because he was too tall for my little cottage so I needed to give him a bit of a trim. He's very full of soft golden fairy lights, and gold, cream and silver decorations. No tinsel just some lovely beads with a gold star on the top.

He smells gorgeous. And despite his obvious flaws I love him. I think Bob and I are perhaps kindred spirits

Tree smell

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations

I am 6ft plus and fake, the tree is long but droops on occasions and my baubles can drag on the floor. I have dragged out all the old gear for decorations much like my wardrobe, but in the right light with a favourable wind, a really good time can be had by all

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Not put ares up yet x m

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs 44C

Tree 7ft

Do you mean tree or TREE?

Send boobs?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This year I've only got a 5' artificial, we normally have a 6-7' nordman fir every year, this year we can't though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations

Another grinch! But at least you're familiar with the Santa emoji!

How do you do it?

(I'm gonna look like a knob now, I bet it's something like Santa in brackets)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations

Big baubles

Not so sure about the wind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not put ares up yet x m"

Get them out!

(Plus send boobs plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This year I've only got a 5' artificial, we normally have a 6-7' nordman fir every year, this year we can't though

Awww, why's that?

At least you have great boobs. I have no boobs.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I've got a 6 foot one that once belonged to my mam.

I have serious OCD with where all the decorations go and no tinsel is allowed on the tree. It's mainly decorated with the boys handmade stuff over the years and things they've chosen (they get to buy a decoration each year) so I have everything from traditional to a dinosaur and pig bauble. I've bought an angel to place on it this year, to represent someone I would have loved. I have a massive star and an elf on the top of the tree

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m greedy and want a bigger one. My one is around 6ft, dressed nicely and brings lots of joy, it doesn’t need replacing but I’d love 2 up at the same time to make it extra special.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a 6 foot one that once belonged to my mam.

I think you should do a boob plus tree pic Frida

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m greedy and want a bigger one. My one is around 6ft, dressed nicely and brings lots of joy, it doesn’t need replacing but I’d love 2 up at the same time to make it extra special.

Lou x "

Oh, like a double mounting! Sounds glorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big but you decide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"big but you decide lol

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet."

Is that the one on the left?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.

Is that the one on the left?

I've never shown you my trees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it?

Xx"

Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.

Is that the one on the left?

I've never shown you my trees...

You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it?

Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse

That is never an actual type of mouse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two.

Both 7’

One is a real one and one isn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two.

Both 7’

One is a real one and one isn’t.

Actually, I think the fake one is 8’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have two.

Both 7’

One is a real one and one isn’t.

Actually, I think the fake one is 8’. "

Where do you keep them?xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, can I just say I've received a grand total of zero boobs or fanny pics in my box as of yet, js ladies, sort it out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two.

Both 7’

One is a real one and one isn’t.

Actually, I think the fake one is 8’.

Where do you keep them?xx"

I have the real one in my lounge with purple lights. I plaited matching tinsel with a green Matt tinsel and more purple lights to go over my inglenook fire.

The fake one is on the glass topped well in the garden room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7’

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations

Another grinch! But at least you're familiar with the Santa emoji!

How do you do it?

(I'm gonna look like a knob now, I bet it's something like Santa in brackets)"

I like Christmas

Traditions are traditions though!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.

Is that the one on the left?

I've never shown you my trees...

You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around....

That's true..... although 3ft is a bit of an exaggeration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it?

Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse

That is never an actual type of mouse!

Actually I think he is a banded mouse but would be a hooded if he were a rat... But still fancy... He is super cute whatever the fuck he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7’"

I'm feeling inadequate with my six footer now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.

Is that the one on the left?

I've never shown you my trees...

You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around....

That's true..... although 3ft is a bit of an exaggeration

Can I see the one in the middle please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall

What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it?

Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse

That is never an actual type of mouse!

Actually I think he is a banded mouse but would be a hooded if he were a rat... But still fancy... He is super cute whatever the fuck he is

Sounds marvelous! We need to exchange cute pet pics. We have Noodle and Ape.....

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