FabSwingers.com forum: Bed wankers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Read a post on a thread this morning about having a wank in bed. I then realised unless its a mutual wank with a partner I haven't tugged one out under the covers for over 20 years. The duvet fucks the rhythm and its tricky to clean the mess. I do all my wanking on the sofa with catching cloths at the ready.

Who still wanks in bed and whats your tips for a speedy cleanup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wank in the shower. Easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanked in bed this year for the first time in a long time when doing a video call with a mutual bed masturbator who's vall e to wake me up sexy style, but it's impossible to catch jizz when you've a phone in one hand and cock in the other.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wank in the shower. Easier"

Plug hole babies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wank in the shower. Easier

Plug hole babies?"
ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wank in the shower. Easier"

Dangerous. Especially with hairy legs and wearing shorts. You may think you’ve got it all off, but there’ll be some limpet spunk clinging on somewhere you’ve not got it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wank in the shower. Easier"

I did a decade in the military dodging jelly fish in the shower tray, I cant wank in the shower, physiologically scarred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wank in the shower. Easier

I did a decade in the military dodging jelly fish in the shower tray, I cant wank in the shower, physiologically scarred."

. That proper made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you guys not use a wank sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" whats your tips for a speedy cleanup?"

Self facial.

Open wide.

Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read a post on a thread this morning about having a wank in bed. I then realised unless its a mutual wank with a partner I haven't tugged one out under the covers for over 20 years. The duvet fucks the rhythm and its tricky to clean the mess. I do all my wanking on the sofa with catching cloths at the ready.

Who still wanks in bed and whats your tips for a speedy cleanup?"

When I come to yours Sam, can I sit on the armchair please?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A sock

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

" whats your tips for a speedy cleanup?

Self facial.

Open wide.

Yum yum

Absolutely

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Straight out the 3rd floor window, then make a wish afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight out the 3rd floor window, then make a wish afterwards.

Rethinking my poorly timed "snow" thread

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Straight out the 3rd floor window, then make a wish afterwards.

Rethinking my poorly timed "snow" thread"

You inspire me

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Why don’t guys just tell the truth and admit they aim for a belly-button bullseye and wipe their nob on the curtains afterwards?

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Legs spread and shoot for the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that was what curtains were for

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

"Why don’t guys just tell the truth and admit they aim for a belly-button bullseye and wipe their nob on the curtains afterwards? "

Damn .. been rumbled

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