FabSwingers.com forum: I had an idea

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To draw faces on my boobs for someone. Now the bloody stuff won’t wash off.

It amused me at the time, now I think I’m destined to be in some sort of accident tomorrow which will involve lots of people seeing my artwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if you took your final breath tonight, the autopsy report would be interesting reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody died. You just got ink on your tits. There's a lot of it about. We won't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you use? Sharpie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you use? Sharpie?"

I did Sharpie once with a personalized message for someone and then my daughter was asking why my chest was red raw later that day shorty after some extreme exfoliation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to tattoo fixers for a huge fire breathing dragon cover up tattoo all over your chest and torso and nobody will notice your misdemeanor

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had an idea too. I was going to use a brussel sprout as a butt plug for a Xmas pic but thought it may get sucked up and changed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need a pic tbf. You can't post a thread like this and not show us....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

"I had an idea too. I was going to use a brussel sprout as a butt plug for a Xmas pic but thought it may get sucked up and changed my mind."

that’s made my day that has!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had an idea too. I was going to use a brussel sprout as a butt plug for a Xmas pic but thought it may get sucked up and changed my mind.

that’s made my day that has!! "

Tough day then Luna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you use? Sharpie?"

Yes. I thought it was a green felt tip pen (I’ve had wine)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

north of Peterborough

Can you not draw something funny over it.

Then say it was done whilst d*unk, with the girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

"I had an idea too. I was going to use a brussel sprout as a butt plug for a Xmas pic but thought it may get sucked up and changed my mind.

that’s made my day that has!!

Tough day then Luna

you could say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, omg I'm laughing but also quite horny at the same time....

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

If you are gentle you could try to get it off with hand sanitizer or nail polish remover.

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway

"I had an idea too. I was going to use a brussel sprout as a butt plug for a Xmas pic but thought it may get sucked up and changed my mind.

that’s made my day that has!! "

And mine. I usually have my sprouts with lardons and garlic; orally I might add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha, omg I'm laughing but also quite horny at the same time....

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are gentle you could try to get it off with hand sanitizer or nail polish remover."

I will give this a go in the morning, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha, omg I'm laughing but also quite horny at the same time....

Weirdo

How is it weird that you've made my pants go tight by sending me faded face boobs?

Perfectly natural reaction...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To paraphrase tom cruise

Show me the boobies!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about surgical spirits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tipex?

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway

"If you are gentle you could try to get it off with hand sanitizer or nail polish remover.

I will give this a go in the morning, thanks! "

I want to know how this works out. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubing alcohol should shift it

Nail polish remover

If no rubing alcohol use deodorant and close range as it has alcohol in it

Hope this helps x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Draw Christmas trees on in the same ink

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Tipex?"
hahaha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

WD-40

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Try some washing up liquid (if you haven’t already), it tends to be more fierce on stains than soap.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mmmm baby lotion.... definitely pictures of this Idea please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Maybe oil? I find gently rubbing oil on makeup helps remove it really easily. It's not the same but it'll be more skin friendly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vanish oxy action?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This could be thread of the week

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Windowlene ...nah ...bad idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure washer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy liquid and washing up power mix to gether cheap nasty exfoliating lotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pressure washer?"

I had a friend once (a lady) who wanted to have a sub in a cage and pressure wash them....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Swarfega?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Sugar mixed into shower gel like body scrub

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By *andboyMan
over a year ago

Calne

My hands, eventually I will wear it off!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What's that makeup remover stuff....are yes..... makeup remover

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By *andboyMan
over a year ago

Calne

Did this with the wife years ago. We had Mr Happy and Mr Sad hanging around for a few days. It will go eventually just normal showering.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Take pictures of them and sell them for postcards next to the Rudolf boob ones

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

It can be dissolved by an enzyme found in saliva. Would you like me to lick it off for you?

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

purton

"To draw faces on my boobs for someone. Now the bloody stuff won’t wash off.

It amused me at the time, now I think I’m destined to be in some sort of accident tomorrow which will involve lots of people seeing my artwork

Lol, that’s a good one!

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