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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do up her bras in the drawer. That's as frustrating

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

No chance that's my idea of proper annoyance which I'm going to steal

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

Nah, I like the cut of her jib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't open a button ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't open a button ?"

To be fair, it's midly inconvenient to reach behind and trying to undo it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hide her handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

That’s pure evil...

In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't open a button ?

To be fair, it's midly inconvenient to reach behind and trying to undo it

Use another pocket ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Put some peanut butter in her slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the buttons off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id cut one of her shoe heels in half; cheap pair of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a fish in her glove box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt in her toothpaste

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Put her over your knees and spank her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a good spanking for a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut the buttons off?"

I am miffed I didn't think of this

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

ultimate one

Feed her thongs / boyshorts through every bra but thread each bra strap through other bra straps.

As it become one hell of a tangled mess.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Replace the button with Velcro

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I think she should sew them up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vick up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a male funnel web spider in there.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I think she should sew them up

Cling film on the toilet seat cures that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I think she should sew them up

Haha I might just do that DC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

That’s pure evil...

In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer"

I like your thinking. Mixing up her socks is perfect - even better if one is inside out.

Thank you sir, I knew you could all be relied on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I think she should sew them up

Haha I might just do that DC

Her x"

I’ve down and idea! Watch out Mr!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sown*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue her nipples together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod

You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up

I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all

Her x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP. Careful!

She could do worse. Years ago I knew a Couple both of whom worked in Aviation, he was a Senior Airline Captain, she was a Senior Stewardess, both meeting on long haul flights.

They had a big falling out and she walked out on him. He didn't know if her revenge till that same day, he was getting ready for his next long haul flight, but found out when getting dressed, she had seen up all his uniform trousers inside at the knees, and jacket sleeves at the elbows. He was late for work, having had to unpick all the stitching!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bra's done up through knickers in a tangled mess should also get a mention but Vics up the bum ... Figging is a little harsh for light mischief though perhaps worth keeping in mind for future misdemeanours

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod

You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up

I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all

Her x"
Vick up the bum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

That’s pure evil...

In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer"

Remind me never to mess with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod

You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up

I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all

Her x"

Superglue his japseye shut while he is asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod

You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up

I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all

Her x"

What are you doing up? This is a private convo that has nothing to do with you

Xxx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"OP. Careful!

She could do worse. Years ago I knew a Couple both of whom worked in Aviation, he was a Senior Airline Captain, she was a Senior Stewardess, both meeting on long haul flights.

She must have been really pissed off

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chain link all of her bras together, then tuck her tights into the same leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.

Be inventive please

I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod

You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up

I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all

Her x

What are you doing up? This is a private convo that has nothing to do with you

Xxx"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just get rid of her, or is that just too obvious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like this is going to turn into a version of The Twits if these ideas keep popping up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" just get rid of her, or is that just too obvious!"

Oi don't give him ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" just get rid of her, or is that just too obvious!"

Meh, she's kinda cute and a bloody good shag. That's too much like cutting off my nose to spite my face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like this is going to turn into a version of The Twits if these ideas keep popping up

"You've got the dreaded shrinks"

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