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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which end ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

"

A sausage grip?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

"

I'm sorry what's the problem? Toilet brush = problem, pencil?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

2 Questions here on this ...

1. Was it a coloured pencil, and ...

2. Why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit off graffiti never hurt any one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things have taken a turn for the wurst.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


" "

It's ok, it was unleaded

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

"
Feel sorry for the men that lost their sausage

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"

It's ok, it was unleaded "

Yeah I know that feeling, no lead in the pencil. Maybe I need sausages for tea

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Which end ?"

It wasn't the pointy end . I'm not that uncouth

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's got to be a joke in this about writing some bangers, but I'm too tired to think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. "

Just spat my beer out at that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

"

Both innovative and efficient

I applaud thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things have taken a turn for the wurst.

Just spat my beer out at that one! "

Glad to be of service Sir!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

A sausage grip? "

Pencil grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon.

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. "

What's wrong with fingers - or had you put it in the blender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon.

What's wrong with fingers - or had you put it in the blender?"

Doh

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. "

I'm wondering if you didn't read the cooking instructions properly, unless it was a delivery, in which case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I did. Honest...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"2 Questions here on this ...

1. Was it a coloured pencil, and ...

2. Why ?? "

Blue pencil

Spatula was in the wash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I regularly pick things up, push/pull them with my walking stick.....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. "

See what you did there, Mr Jeans

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Questions here on this ...

1. Was it a coloured pencil, and ...

2. Why ??

Blue pencil

Spatula was in the wash

"

Was it not possible to wash the Spatula first ??

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"

It's ok, it was unleaded

Yeah I know that feeling, no lead in the pencil. Maybe I need sausages for tea "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. "

I feel this deserved more, I will keep plugging away.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Things have taken a turn for the wurst.

I feel this deserved more, I will keep plugging away."

Bravo!!

Take a bow Sir

It wasn’t unnoticed

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

most pencils are made from old fridges these days.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil...

Get a grip, Minx!

Both innovative and efficient

I applaud thee "

I like to think outside of the pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re never coming near my sausage then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which end ?

It wasn't the pointy end . I'm not that uncouth

Yet "

Did it have a rubber on it's end?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. "

It's not Top Utensil Trumps

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. "

And your next task will be.....

Eating soup with chopsticks

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon.

And your next task will be.....

Eating soup with chopsticks "

Surely if she had chopsticks, she'd have used them to turn the sausages? ...or is that just two pencils?!

C

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon.

And your next task will be.....

Eating soup with chopsticks

Surely if she had chopsticks, she'd have used them to turn the sausages? ...or is that just two pencils?!

C"

Can't remember the link, but did you see the episode of Red Dwarf where they were trying to eat stuff with twhirly fork type thingies

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