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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate "Wondering what you thought about  | |||
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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate
Wondering what you thought about "I was actually saying to myself , c’com little guy wake up | |||
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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate
Wondering what you thought about
I was actually saying to myself , c’com little guy wake up "Encouraging... | |||
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"Can you do it without touching it "Ha ha challenge on ... Yes defo ! | |||
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" Great vid "Thank you X | |||
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"Can you do it without touching it "I assume he just imagined your panties | |||
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"Can you do it without touching it
Ha ha challenge on ...
Yes defo ! " | |||
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"Of course, you know a single result is scientifically unreliable? You need to repeat the experiment multiple times to get a statistically accurate value. And of course the conditions must remain the same, each time you are only allowed to say: c’com little guy wake up" Omg that’s made me giggle | |||
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"One thing I will say took you longer than most guys last so that’s a + ha ha " | |||
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"Now, no one likes a show off "Speak for yourself! I'm looking forward to his next PB | |||
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"Now, no one likes a show off
Speak for yourself! I'm looking forward to his next PB"You're right...guilty of envy and inadquecy | |||
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"It's like watching the Olympic Pole vault....can he, can't he?" He he .... I got there in the end x | |||
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"Now, no one likes a show off
Speak for yourself! I'm looking forward to his next PB"Challenge on , I’ll see what I can do later | |||
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"It's like watching the Olympic Pole vault....can he, can't he? He he .... I got there in the end x" | |||
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"When I was younger probably the same. These days I need a little help "I must admit in my 20’s I was easily half that time lol | |||
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"When I was younger probably the same. These days I need a little help
I must admit in my 20’s I was easily half that time lol"The big question is how long can you last thou  | |||
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"Half the fun for ladies surely is making your cock grow hard "I used to love feeling them grow in my mouth. For some reason, they’re always hard before I get there now unless I wake him up by sucking it  | |||
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"One thing I will say took you longer than most guys last so that’s a + ha ha "Lol ur more than welcome to play hide and seek anytime with me ha ha x | |||
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"Half the fun for ladies surely is making your cock grow hard
I used to love feeling them grow in my mouth. For some reason, they’re always hard before I get there now unless I wake him up by sucking it "I like feeling them grow in my mouth . Waking them up doing that is the only way though really. | |||
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"I really should pay my sub, I want to watch cocks "Oh dear , happily send you one | |||
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"Ooooh I say. Forget the boings. This should be the new thing! I like "Did someone mention boing!? What should we call this? | |||
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Great effort though OP! I know I'm not that great under pressure so might take longer | |||
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"Nice vid OP. What's with the slapping? I'm curious... Sensation, pride, celebration, helping along? " Mmmm I guess helping along , but I like the idea of it being a celebratory clap lol | |||
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"Ooooh I say. Forget the boings. This should be the new thing! I like "This. This is the new boings. I think more should join in | |||
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"Ooooh I say. Forget the boings. This should be the new thing! I like
This.
This is the new boings. I think more should join in "Yes I’m really REALLY hoping he’s started a trend here | |||
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"36 seconds seems quite a long time? I think we need a bigger sample "Your right it does seem a little long for my liking - I will do my upmost to better it later X | |||
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"Awww man... I wish I read this thread before I had a wank
Great effort though OP! I know I'm not that great under pressure so might take longer "I just realise how that first sentence might have been read. I meant so I could try it myself and not that I wanted to wank over your video, OP | |||
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"36 seconds seems quite a long time? I think we need a bigger sample "Agreed. More men should take part. | |||
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"Awww man... I wish I read this thread before I had a wank
Great effort though OP! I know I'm not that great under pressure so might take longer
I just realise how that first sentence might have been read. I meant so I could try it myself and not that I wanted to wank over your video, OP "We know what you meant... | |||
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"Hopefully some of the women that want more of this treat the guys to a video of how fast a cucumber can disappear in ones love pocket "Ha ha brilliant - yeah c’mon ladies x | |||
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"36 seconds seems quite a long time? I think we need a bigger sample
Your right it does seem a little long for my liking - I will do my upmost to better it later X"Happy to clap or do a Mexican Wave if that helps | |||
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"Yayyyyyyy Just beat my record - latest uploaded video (3rd Dec) is 33secs soft to hard !! I still think I could do sub 30 Secs on the right day .... just done this after a morning of spreadsheets so in a slightly hornier mood I reckon I could better that !!" Nice | |||
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I’ll see what time I can muster later!!
But surly there is another part of this challenge.... how fast it goes back down.....? | |||
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"One of the funniest things I read
I’ll see what time I can muster later!!
But surly there is another part of this challenge.... how fast it goes back down.....?"Ha ha it’s all harness fun in this crazy serious world we seem to be living in at this moment in time
Well funny you should say because literally minutes later my plumber knocked on my door (arranged to fit a rad) and the little guy like magic turned back into a field mouse | |||
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"One of the funniest things I read
I’ll see what time I can muster later!!
But surly there is another part of this challenge.... how fast it goes back down.....?
Ha ha it’s all harness fun in this crazy serious world we seem to be living in at this moment in time
Well funny you should say because literally minutes later my plumber knocked on my door (arranged to fit a rad) and the little guy like magic turned back into a field mouse "But that surely counts as assistance..... hmmm I don’t think that counts | |||
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"Yayyyyyyy Just beat my record - latest uploaded video (3rd Dec) is 33secs soft to hard !! I still think I could do sub 30 Secs on the right day .... just done this after a morning of spreadsheets so in a slightly hornier mood I reckon I could better that !!" Picture the montage... Shropsguy in various exercise poses, dick waving, to 'Rocky' training music. Final scene is close up of Norris McWhirter, a stopwatch and ascending "Clangers" noise up as "Percy" goes up. End with ticker-tape parade as WR is smashed...  | |||
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"Yayyyyyyy Just beat my record - latest uploaded video (3rd Dec) is 33secs soft to hard !! I still think I could do sub 30 Secs on the right day .... just done this after a morning of spreadsheets so in a slightly hornier mood I reckon I could better that !! Picture the montage... Shropsguy in various exercise poses, dick waving, to 'Rocky' training music. Final scene is close up of Norris McWhirter, a stopwatch and ascending "Clangers" noise up as "Percy" goes up. End with ticker-tape parade as WR is smashed... "Ha ha ha hilarious | |||
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"One of the funniest things I read
I’ll see what time I can muster later!!
But surly there is another part of this challenge.... how fast it goes back down.....?
Ha ha it’s all harness fun in this crazy serious world we seem to be living in at this moment in time
Well funny you should say because literally minutes later my plumber knocked on my door (arranged to fit a rad) and the little guy like magic turned back into a field mouse
But that surely counts as assistance..... hmmm I don’t think that counts "Oh the cool down was assured your right there - ha ha | |||
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" Oh the cool down was assured your right there - ha ha " *assisted | |||
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"Great video "Why thankyou - your pics are damn nice too ! | |||
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"Tremendous OP !!!! Hope it's started a trend ! C'mon guys "Ha ha Welllll with there being so many depressing threads about Covid and clubs closing etc I thought some light hearted fun would be welcomed | |||
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"Great video
Why thankyou - your pics are damn nice too !"Thank you | |||
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"We're all chanting 'c'mon on little guy, wake up' now  "Omfg ha ha ha | |||
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"That's amazing! "Why thankyou x | |||
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"Tgat only happens to jay when someone else playing with me x" | |||
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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate "Bet it was quicker when you was a teenager.... | |||
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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate
Bet it was quicker when you was a teenager...."I can tell you when I was in my 20’s I was a man possessed, easily twice as horny !! So yeah I’d beat this time lol !! | |||
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"** Woop Woop - New Record “24 Seconds” ** Just loaded into video folder (4th Dec) I knew when I woke this morning it would be a good one as I was feeling horny .... Ok yes a new technique applied also - which is hands free & did help immensely - although in truth probably not the most sexiest of methods to get an erection ha ha Take a look fab if ya like it " I love that one | |||
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" I love that one "Ha ha what you think of the technique hun | |||
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" I love that one
Ha ha what you think of the technique hun "I like the no hands and you included a sort of helicopter action. Silver star for that one | |||
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" I love that one
Ha ha what you think of the technique hun
I like the no hands and you included a sort of helicopter action. Silver star for that one "Haha the helicopter action .... lol it worked , hardly erotic I admit but worth a giggle | |||
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" I love that one
Ha ha what you think of the technique hun
I like the no hands and you included a sort of helicopter action. Silver star for that one "Do you think that style will take off ? | |||
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" I love that one
Ha ha what you think of the technique hun
I like the no hands and you included a sort of helicopter action. Silver star for that one
Do you think that style will take off ?" .
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"Light hearted amusement So it’s amused me tonight by recording me from fully soft to fully hard (added to my profile videos).. “no porn was used to aid the process just a naughty mind” So I recorded 36seconds to fully hard , question is folks , what’s the norm ??? This is purely a light hearted fun debate "Lets see you do it when you are late 50's i could get hard with just thinking about pussy at your age. Now the engine take a few more turns to start but when he does he is like a tornado | |||
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"This has sparked a memory from my teenage years before I had any sexual experience and very easily aroused. I used to have a very busty female friend. I didn't fancy her, there was nothing going on between us, and this was not in any way a provocative move on her part. It just happened. I remember talking to her and she leant over a table putting her arms on it and she leant forward, pushing her boobs into her arms. She was wearing a plunge bra and a V-neck top, and the position he put herself happened to push part of her boobs out of her top and I watched as they bulged out, inflating like a couple of driver's airbags in slow motion. Within a couple of seconds I was rock hard, and that is the fastest that has ever happened. Happy days. Luke "Now i had the same but it was my friends mum. Everytime i went there she had a nighty on and her nipples poked through. She noticed i got hard once and just stared and giggled. I still wonder if she was doing it to turn me on  | |||
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" I love that one
Ha ha what you think of the technique hun
I like the no hands and you included a sort of helicopter action. Silver star for that one
Haha the helicopter action .... lol it worked , hardly erotic I admit but worth a giggle "I’d say it’s h y p notic but it’s too quick to h y p notise someone - very impressive
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"Any progress OP? " Hey morning - well you know what I woke this morning and instantly felt horny and I would say easily beat my current record , but alas nothing recorded (as I was lieing in bed just generally feeling horny).. But over the weekend I’ll give it another crack and see what I can do ! I lost all my horny powers earlier in the week as I was ill but I’m seemingly back with a vengeance today ha ha | |||
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"I love that you are trying to improve on your personal best "Ha ha well it’s keeping me entertained lol | |||
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"Still waiting for mine to get hard two weeks on from thread starting" | |||
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"I'm starting to become concerned you'll give yourself a permanent affliction, or at the least a heart attack! Nevertheless, your selfless dedication is appreciated "Ha ha well thankyou for the concern hunny , but I’m sure the odd boner won’t hurt me | |||
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"My vid took a bit over 2mins. I had to double time the vid to upload it "To be fair it feels quite nice just letting it’s slowly take it’s time ha ha , rather than a bull at a gate | |||
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