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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...is like pulling a christmas cracker.

I've got shit jokes but I'm a decent bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you get your crackers, cause they tend to go off with a whimper and the gift inside is usually a massive disappointment ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But do you have a paper hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you go off with one pull ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do you get your crackers, cause they tend to go off with a whimper and the gift inside is usually a massive disappointment ?!"

I'm not just any cracker....I'm a Mark's & Spencer cracker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But do you have a paper hat? "

Paper hats can be arranged for fun!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"But do you have a paper hat?

Paper hats can be arranged for fun! "
how about toys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But do you have a paper hat?

Paper hats can be arranged for fun! how about toys? "

Again, toys are always welcome and what's a cracker without a little toy?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I love the smell of crackers

Do you have a fortune telling fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the smell of crackers

Do you have a fortune telling fish? "

Yeah and it tells me you're gonna get pumped.....from me!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I love the smell of crackers

Do you have a fortune telling fish?

Yeah and it tells me you're gonna get pumped.....from me! "

How about a tight ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I thought you were going to say one Small bang and the novelty soon wears off

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Oh, I thought you were going to say one Small bang and the novelty soon wears off "

Or could nearly take your nana's eye out and then up in bits under the dining table

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

One quick tug and they pop and all they're good for after that is the bin.....I'd much prefer an air bomb repeater thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One quick tug and they pop and all they're good for after that is the bin.....I'd much prefer an air bomb repeater thanks "

I'll see what I can sort out for ya Sophie!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"...is like pulling a christmas cracker.

I've got shit jokes but I'm a decent bang! "

Is the bang you hitting the deck at speed?

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