FabSwingers.com forum: Single guy Pity party

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You aren't allowed in here! How did you get past the bouncer? Single guys only!

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By *tsJustMe3Man
over a year ago

west midlands

Well I'd be honoured to take the 1st seat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?"

Ha haa! Yes! It irks me that they do this! Okay, one reason I am on here is because I am, simply put, lonely. It's not great, but I don't start threads or jump into others with weak-ass comments about 'oh, hey, you're all such lovely women, and I dream one day of getting a message from you...of course you won't look at me even though I'm making such big puppy dog eyes and furrowing my brow in a look of vulnerable confusion etc...' yes, you know the look, I know the look and we both know it's plain insincere manipulative game-playing.

Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?

Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!

Welcome to the party! Help yourself to nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get all the girls, I get ALL the girls....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

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By *ountrylad19Man
over a year ago

travel all over with work x

19... hung... fit and yet not got enough fun in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?

Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!

Welcome to the party! Help yourself to nibbles"

And a good strong cup of tea needed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

Send vag belle....

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Washing my hair tonight

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

Send vag belle....

Ohh ffs it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

Are you the kind of person who eat ice-cream looking in at people at the gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

Send vag belle....

Ohh ffs it’s you

Wasn't me.... (Shaggy voice)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

Are you the kind of person who eat ice-cream looking in at people at the gym?"

no I’d rather enjoy my ice cream than look at that

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By *ountrylad19Man
over a year ago

travel all over with work x

ohh sorry wrong thread

Let me distract you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please lurk in the corner and stalk prey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Quick! Form a circle around her and laugh at everything she says!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I please lurk in the corner and stalk prey? "

Hello my pretty

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By *ountrylad19Man
over a year ago

travel all over with work x

"Can I please lurk in the corner and stalk prey? "

Do I class as prey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I please lurk in the corner and stalk prey? "

Did bring any cocktail sausages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*funk dances in the corner of the dancefloor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I thought you lot provide the sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*funk dances in the corner of the dancefloor"

Dancefloor/ bit where I've moved the sofa from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please lurk in the corner and stalk prey?

Hello my pretty

Hello beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I thought you lot provide the sausage?

Yes but nothing as mighty as a cocktail sausage! We aren't porn stars!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*funk dances in the corner of the dancefloor

Dancefloor/ bit where I've moved the sofa from"

Still manages to bump into sofa

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

What about us single ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about us single ladies

Should this be expanded to a general pity party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding to my pitiful single hotlist quite rapidly on this thread....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about us single ladies

No! This is single guys only! You ladies go have your own pity party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about us single ladies

Should this be expanded to a general pity party?"

Absolutely not!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I thought you lot provide the sausage?

Yes but nothing as mighty as a cocktail sausage! We aren't porn stars!"

If I'd known all it takes to lure in single men was a plate of cocktail sausages, I'd be five time divorcee by now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I thought you lot provide the sausage?

Yes but nothing as mighty as a cocktail sausage! We aren't porn stars!

If I'd known all it takes to lure in single men was a plate of cocktail sausages, I'd be five time divorcee by now! "

We are simple creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What about us single ladies

No! This is single guys only! You ladies go have your own pity party!"

Awww but why

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man"

He's easily distracted by boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about us single ladies

No! This is single guys only! You ladies go have your own pity party!

Awww but why

To keep the single guys out of all the other places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man"

Yeah but admittedly the guys already in here don't help much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man

He's easily distracted by boobs

Weird... He's blind

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

I might jump on the pity party train Choo choo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man

He's easily distracted by boobs

Weird... He's blind"

It was quite cold when we slipped past

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might jump on the pity party train Choo choo"

Next stop... Slough

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?

I like to saviour it in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Busty belle: did you get a cocktail sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man"

You love it and you know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man

You love it and you know it

No we can't have a pity party of women actually want to talk to us! It ruins everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?

I like to saviour it in my mouth

Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say single men?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

Let’s dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

Let’s dance "

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man

You love it and you know it

No we can't have a pity party of women actually want to talk to us! It ruins everything"

It was a nice idea for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor

Yes

Let’s dance

Oh yes please

Need to change that record soon

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?

I like to saviour it in my mouth

Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy

Ohh I’m sure I will

bet it tastes good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So much eye fluttering!

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?"

Sounds like a “cock fest” I’m out of here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?

Sounds like a “cock fest” I’m out of here

That's the sort of attitude I like! Welcome to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh sorry wrong thread

No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi

Ohh hey

Fancy some chocolate?

I’d love some what ya got?

I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course

Please do

Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?

I like to saviour it in my mouth

Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy

Ohh I’m sure I will

bet it tastes good

It does, the chocolate's not bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much eye fluttering!"

Nothing wrong with that OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much eye fluttering!

Nothing wrong with that OP

It's supposed to be a pity party not a party party

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So much eye fluttering!

Nothing wrong with that OP

Ohh I like the way you flutter your lashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the dress code.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the dress code."

Come in something pitiful

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By *ig DenzelMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Am I the only one reading comments and giggling to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this self pity party still going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can any single guy join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can any single guy join "

I’d say yes.

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Please let me join...You will like me, I promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’ve been sat alone in the back ever since I joined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can any single guy join

I’d say yes.

Many thanks. I need a good party

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Welcome to the party!

Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.

Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?

Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!

Great profile name (if you get the reference)

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