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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the biggest you’ve ever blew?

It can be from any orificesisisis and because I’m extremely inclusive anyone can join in

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I once blew a Malteser sized bubble from my japs eye. To this day it’s still one of my finest achievements

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald trump "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once blew a Malteser sized bubble from my japs eye. To this day it’s still one of my finest achievements "

Photo or it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once blew a Malteser sized bubble from my japs eye. To this day it’s still one of my finest achievements

Photo or it didn’t happen "

Seconded!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once blew a Malteser sized bubble from my japs eye. To this day it’s still one of my finest achievements

Photo or it didn’t happen

Seconded!!! "

I couldn’t photograph it. It was one of those moments that you just had to stop and admire it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey."

Sounds romantic!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Sounds romantic! "

It was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey."

From which hole though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Sounds romantic!

It was! "

awww....that's nice, good for you & I hope your bubble never bursts!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey."

Spunk-bubble Cross the Mersey doesn't have the same ring to it though

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

From which hole though? "

The butthole of course! Do you even know me at all!?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Sounds romantic!

It was!

awww....that's nice, good for you & I hope your bubble never bursts! "

It did and it got in my eye

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Spunk-bubble Cross the Mersey doesn't have the same ring to it though "

I reckon I could make it work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Sounds romantic!

It was!

awww....that's nice, good for you & I hope your bubble never bursts!

It did and it got in my eye "

ooouchhhhh...bet that stings & makes you squint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Spunk-bubble Cross the Mersey doesn't have the same ring to it though

I reckon I could make it work. "

Potential for shipping disruption caused there

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Sounds romantic!

It was!

awww....that's nice, good for you & I hope your bubble never bursts!

It did and it got in my eye

ooouchhhhh...bet that stings & makes you squint! "

Yep, like blinking into the first morning daylight.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

Spunk-bubble Cross the Mersey doesn't have the same ring to it though

I reckon I could make it work.

Potential for shipping disruption caused there "

Yep. Those delays at the ports aren't Covid or brexit. It's me in my spunk bubble. Sorry all!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I clicked on this thinking it was a new government guideline, that as well as support bubbles we could now form spunk bubbles. I’m disappointed that would have been a great press briefing to watch BoJo bumble through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey."

That would be a sight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blew one big enough to get inside it and float away on the Mersey.

From which hole though?

The butthole of course! Do you even know me at all!? "

Bae

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?"

Circumference of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I clicked on this thinking it was a new government guideline, that as well as support bubbles we could now form spunk bubbles. I’m disappointed that would have been a great press briefing to watch BoJo bumble through. "

Spunk bubbles in a spunk bubble is my aim during these difficult times

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course "

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit"

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is...."

Good shout

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is...."

Shaving armpits

Steven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven."

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen! "

Language.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen! "

You can still shave

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times "

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen!

Language."

c'est putain de verrouillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen!

You can still shave "

I need a date to shave for....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen!

You can still shave

I need a date to shave for...."

Joe meet Steven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this weeks forum picture challenge is....

Shaving armpits

Steven.

It's fucking lockdown Yasmeen!

You can still shave

I need a date to shave for....

Joe meet Steven "

* waiting *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed "

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk "

They didn't teach that during physics

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics "

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics "

It was in the biology lessons due to there being spunk involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clearly went to the wrong school

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk "

Has viscosity of spunk been factored into the equation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

Has viscosity of spunk been factored into the equation?"

Energy = (Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk)+ 6.9 centipoise

It has now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I clearly went to the wrong school "

I can teach you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I clearly went to the wrong school

I can teach you "

I clearly have much to learn

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

Has viscosity of spunk been factored into the equation?

Energy = (Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk)+ 6.9 centipoise

It has now "

Eureka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!"

You need to write a paper and submit it online

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

You need to write a paper and submit it online "

^^^^^ we just did!

All are welcome to peer review the findings of - The Mystique/Sigma principle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

You need to write a paper and submit it online

^^^^^ we just did!

All are welcome to peer review the findings of - The Mystique/Sigma principle "

Have any theoretical experiments been conducted to validate the principal?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

You need to write a paper and submit it online

^^^^^ we just did!

All are welcome to peer review the findings of - The Mystique/Sigma principle

Have any theoretical experiments been conducted to validate the principal?"

Theory is now complete

Practical experiments are due to commence post COVID for further research into the principle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

You need to write a paper and submit it online

^^^^^ we just did!

All are welcome to peer review the findings of - The Mystique/Sigma principle

Have any theoretical experiments been conducted to validate the principal?

Theory is now complete

Practical experiments are due to commence post COVID for further research into the principle"

We just need bumholes for research purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are we talking size of the circumference or cubic square inch?

Circumference of course

I’m big into maths atm

I was hoping someone could tell me more about the fundamentals of spunk bubbles

Total mass density... gravitational spin... the correct psi need from ones bumhole to create perfect spunk bubbles

That kind of shit

The entropy of a spunk bubble can be difficult to calculate at times

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed

Energy = Fartpipe x Prolapsed / Volume of spunk

They didn't teach that during physics

This is next level shit Cindi

Some of the finest minds in physics can’t comprehend this!

You need to write a paper and submit it online

^^^^^ we just did!

All are welcome to peer review the findings of - The Mystique/Sigma principle

Have any theoretical experiments been conducted to validate the principal?

Theory is now complete

Practical experiments are due to commence post COVID for further research into the principle

We just need bumholes for research purposes "

Lots of bumholes!!!

And a hadron collider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course."

Donating your bumhole to science is a very noble act

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course."

The world of tomorrow will be grateful for your services!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

Donating your bumhole to science is a very noble act "

What are the parameters for the experiments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

The world of tomorrow will be grateful for your services!"

It's a small sacrifice to make for the greater good of humanity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

Donating your bumhole to science is a very noble act

What are the parameters for the experiments?

"

All that is required is a warm damp hole. The rest of the experiment will take care of itself

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

The world of tomorrow will be grateful for your services!

It's a small sacrifice to make for the greater good of humanity. "

That’s the spirit!

I admire your vim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

Donating your bumhole to science is a very noble act

What are the parameters for the experiments?

All that is required is a warm damp hole. The rest of the experiment will take care of itself "

Just make sure you have appropriate recording equipment to capture the full results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an advocate of science, I would like to volunteer my services to help prove this theory.

For academic purposes only of course.

The world of tomorrow will be grateful for your services!

It's a small sacrifice to make for the greater good of humanity.

That’s the spirit!

I admire your vim"

And hopefully admire the spunk bubbles produced

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