FabSwingers.com forum: Greatest invention of all time

By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

It's just dawned on me that the greatest invention of all time is the flushing toilet.

If you think about it you know I'm right....imagine not having one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a fair point there fella.....but I still really enjoy riding my motorcycle more than flushing my toilet!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

Ah but if the motorbike hadn't been invented you would just walk....if the toilet hadn't been invented you would be lugging buckets of shit outside each day.

We all owe Thomas Crapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The wheel I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See through toaster.

That’s for Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!"

What about roads?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Clean water

Saved more lives than any other single thing.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"It's just dawned on me that the greatest invention of all time is the flushing toilet.

If you think about it you know I'm right....imagine not having one. "

How about the door lock?

Wouldn't want to sit on a toilet without locking the door.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The internet

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"See through toaster.

That’s for Mrs TMN"

See through toaster!?

Is that a thing? Is it as good as it sounds?

I'm off to Amazon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contraception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's just dawned on me that the greatest invention of all time is the flushing toilet.

If you think about it you know I'm right....imagine not having one.

How about the door lock?

Wouldn't want to sit on a toilet without locking the door."

I sometimes wonder about that when you see films set on army bases in the states. Rows of toilets, no stalls

Anyone confirm if its changed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!"

But what have the Romans ever done for us???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

But what have the Romans ever done for us???! "

Invented orgies

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

But what have the Romans ever done for us???!

Invented orgies

OK, apart from roads, sewers and orgies - what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

But what have the Romans ever done for us???!

Invented orgies

OK, apart from roads, sewers and orgies - what have the Romans ever done for us?

Gummy blowjobs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramen.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

But what have the Romans ever done for us???!

Invented orgies

OK, apart from roads, sewers and orgies - what have the Romans ever done for us?

Gummy blowjobs

OK, apart from roads, sewers, orgies annnnnnd gummy blowjobs - what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Romans who designed sewers?

If it wasnt for them, youd still be knee deep!

But what have the Romans ever done for us???!

Invented orgies

OK, apart from roads, sewers and orgies - what have the Romans ever done for us?

Gummy blowjobs

OK, apart from roads, sewers, orgies annnnnnd gummy blowjobs - what have the Romans ever done for us?

Underfloor heating

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I didn't think anything beat sliced bread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This is going to be a long night!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!"

You started it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Fucking!!

Because whoever invented decorating

Invented Fucking

Romans again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company, company that goes home when they should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

Here we go again

I'll take my shoe off and run about, just follow me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

Here we go again

I'll take my shoe off and run about, just follow me

He's the messiah.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

Here we go again

I'll take my shoe off and run about, just follow me

If you just take the one off is there not a danger you’ll just go in circles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

Here we go again

I'll take my shoe off and run about, just follow me

If you just take the one off is there not a danger you’ll just go in circles?"

With these heels most probably.

I've not thought this through properly.

Maybes we should dress up as men and go stone someone instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a long night!!!!!

You started it

Naaah. The Romans started it.

Here we go again

I'll take my shoe off and run about, just follow me

If you just take the one off is there not a danger you’ll just go in circles?

With these heels most probably.

I've not thought this through properly.

Maybes we should dress up as men and go stone someone instead

Oh god no.

Spent way too much time trying to do that.

Not the stoning.

Can’t get enough of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penicillin

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sliced bread and by default Jams,

Or did jams exist before sliced bread??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps

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