FabSwingers.com forum: I'm all sore

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a race with my son yesterday...full on sprint...when my dog got excited and tried to run beside us. She tripped me up and I went arse over tit and hit the ground like a sack of shit! Sprained ankle, bashed hip and skint knees and elbows!

Can you all say, awwww and cheer me up in some form please?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have a bottle of manup if you’d like some

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Awww cheer up ...you was a good dad .. doing good dad stuff

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here’s a kilo of anti-wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the dogs OK????

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Hahaha this takes me back to my childhood

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line "

Oh, that’s awful! I do hope you and your dog weren’t poorly injured after your tumble....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line "
blame it on the full moon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Hahaha this takes me back to my childhood "

Yeah, I think I need to unleash my silly before I unleash something not too pretty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Is the dog ok? Did the kid win the race?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We'll have to get you one of those emergency buttons on a string around your neck in case you have another fall.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line

Oh, that’s awful! I do hope you and your dog weren’t poorly injured after your tumble...."

I couldn't style it out, was way too fast and too far gone to have any chance of making it look cool.

My pride was hurt more than my body.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line

Oh, that’s awful! I do hope you and your dog weren’t poorly injured after your tumble....

I couldn't style it out, was way too fast and too far gone to have any chance of making it look cool.

My pride was hurt more than my body."

But now I’m thinking of you wearing a short leather skirt that rode up with you covered in mud.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope. But I will say this..

Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who fell over? Who fell over?

Is that you in Florence nightingale mode?

I'm trying to lift my spirits. I've been in an utter cunt of a mood today. Nearly hit the delete button and everything.

So, I shall laugh at the misfortune of another instead.

I can laugh. You know why? Coz I too have flown over a pooch that couldn't run in a fucking straight line

Oh, that’s awful! I do hope you and your dog weren’t poorly injured after your tumble....

I couldn't style it out, was way too fast and too far gone to have any chance of making it look cool.

My pride was hurt more than my body.

But now I’m thinking of you wearing a short leather skirt that rode up with you covered in mud. "

Keep that image Steve.

Dunno about you but I always run in a short leather skirt

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Awww cheer up ...you was a good dad .. doing good dad stuff

I have to agree with this. I don't wanna be nice to people tonight but... fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the dog ok? Did the kid win the race? "

Glad I'm not the only one who asked after the dog!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Please tell me the dogs ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a) is the dog ok and

b) who won the race? Assuming you got back up and finished instead of just giving up?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"a) is the dog ok and

b) who won the race? Assuming you got back up and finished instead of just giving up?

Dragging his body over the line like the Jamaican bob-sled team in cool runnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a) is the dog ok and

b) who won the race? Assuming you got back up and finished instead of just giving up?

Dragging his body over the line like the Jamaican bob-sled team in cool runnings "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it caught on film lol

Hope you're OK wee man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck sake

fine... I'll kiss it better

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Elastic therapeutic tape. Check Wiki for some more pictures

It does wonders for muscle sprains, better than bandages or velcro wraps.

Dirt cheap too.

Water and wash proof too. Stays on for days. You just need a steady hand and really good scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to have seen it .especially arse over tit .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Was it caught on film lol

Hope you're OK wee man

"
we could be on for £500 on you've been framed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The dog was fine,

My son won the race because I lay in a crumpled heap wondering if I had broken anything.

No video/photographic evidence for anyones amusement.

I'm still really sore.

I've had zero sympathy

Oh and I'm more hurt at the fact I've realised I'm too old and too big to be falling at speed!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The dog was fine,

My son won the race because I lay in a crumpled heap wondering if I had broken anything.

No video/photographic evidence for anyones amusement.

I'm still really sore.

I've had zero sympathy

Oh and I'm more hurt at the fact I've realised I'm too old and too big to be falling at speed!"

Thought you'd gone to A&E for a while there.

It really fucking hurts doesn't it!

It wasn't too long ago I had been away for the night on a kinky adventure. Opened my case for something and fell asleep on the sofa.

I remember waking up to the sound of the front door opening. Knew it was my lad (he was 16/17) and immediately leapt up to close the case lid.

As I jumped forward my foot went in my shoe sideways, my toes all bent back in the shoe and I stacked it in spectacular style onto the case.

Thought I'd broken all my cunting toes and the kid just laughed while I did the laughy/cry thing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The dog was fine,

My son won the race because I lay in a crumpled heap wondering if I had broken anything.

No video/photographic evidence for anyones amusement.

I'm still really sore.

I've had zero sympathy

Oh and I'm more hurt at the fact I've realised I'm too old and too big to be falling at speed!

Thought you'd gone to A&E for a while there.

It really fucking hurts doesn't it!

It wasn't too long ago I had been away for the night on a kinky adventure. Opened my case for something and fell asleep on the sofa.

I remember waking up to the sound of the front door opening. Knew it was my lad (he was 16/17) and immediately leapt up to close the case lid.

As I jumped forward my foot went in my shoe sideways, my toes all bent back in the shoe and I stacked it in spectacular style onto the case.

Thought I'd broken all my cunting toes and the kid just laughed while I did the laughy/cry thing "
now that's funny ...sorry...not ...but yeah ..sorry

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Want some tigerbalm rubbed in

Also love how your son just carried on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The dog was fine,

My son won the race because I lay in a crumpled heap wondering if I had broken anything.

No video/photographic evidence for anyones amusement.

I'm still really sore.

I've had zero sympathy

Oh and I'm more hurt at the fact I've realised I'm too old and too big to be falling at speed!

Thought you'd gone to A&E for a while there.

It really fucking hurts doesn't it!

It wasn't too long ago I had been away for the night on a kinky adventure. Opened my case for something and fell asleep on the sofa.

I remember waking up to the sound of the front door opening. Knew it was my lad (he was 16/17) and immediately leapt up to close the case lid.

As I jumped forward my foot went in my shoe sideways, my toes all bent back in the shoe and I stacked it in spectacular style onto the case.

Thought I'd broken all my cunting toes and the kid just laughed while I did the laughy/cry thing now that's funny ...sorry...not ...but yeah ..sorry

Wish I got it on video.

There was that other time a few months back when I was trying to put the bracket up for the curtain pole when I slipped off the back of the sofa and was horizontal in the air before falling flat down.

Doesn't matter how many times I try it, I haven't learned to bounce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want some tigerbalm rubbed in

Also love how your son just carried on

He did stop to check I was ok....when he realised I was still breathing, he took off incase I got up....as did my dog!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The dog was fine,

My son won the race because I lay in a crumpled heap wondering if I had broken anything.

No video/photographic evidence for anyones amusement.

I'm still really sore.

I've had zero sympathy

Oh and I'm more hurt at the fact I've realised I'm too old and too big to be falling at speed!

Thought you'd gone to A&E for a while there.

It really fucking hurts doesn't it!

It wasn't too long ago I had been away for the night on a kinky adventure. Opened my case for something and fell asleep on the sofa.

I remember waking up to the sound of the front door opening. Knew it was my lad (he was 16/17) and immediately leapt up to close the case lid.

As I jumped forward my foot went in my shoe sideways, my toes all bent back in the shoe and I stacked it in spectacular style onto the case.

Thought I'd broken all my cunting toes and the kid just laughed while I did the laughy/cry thing now that's funny ...sorry...not ...but yeah ..sorry

Wish I got it on video.

Doesn't matter how many times I try it, I haven't learned to bounce."
Aww ..be careful with yourself your the only one you're going to get

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I feel your pain, weve all been there as parents!

I had a spectacular fall whilst trying to be a cool mum roller skating. I ended up in a body brace for 7 months so at least you got up and walked away mostly unharmed.

Hot bath with Epsom salts will work wonders! X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Want some tigerbalm rubbed in

Also love how your son just carried on

He did stop to check I was ok....when he realised I was still breathing, he took off incase I got up....as did my dog!

We've all been caught out by tricksters who pretend to be injured, see our caring nature as a weakness and then peown, they're gone as we're doing the "omg, are you OK?" thing.

The kid did good

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm impressed the wee one didn't laugh - I'm pretty sure I would have

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr Bants - get a wheelchair for racing and choose a downhill section of land on which to race. You can sit on your arse the whole way down, there's absolutely no way any child on foot will catch up with you and if you fall out, you'll get absolutely shit loads of sympathy. It's a triple win. You're welcome, about the only sensible comment on this whole affair

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