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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Whats***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that an oxymoron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always won the egg n spoon race at school

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can build an amazing tower out of spaghetti and marshmallows

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Isn't that an oxymoron?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I always won the egg n spoon race at school

xxx"

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can turn my eyelids inside out. It's highly erotic though so not totally useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can whistle any song I want

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I can build an amazing tower out of spaghetti and marshmallows

Prove it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look."

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can turn my eyelids inside out. It's highly erotic though so not totally useless

That's a cool one that I can do too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't that an oxymoron?

No"

Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can turn my eyelids inside out. It's highly erotic though so not totally useless

I can

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Isn't that an oxymoron?

Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!

You calling me a fool?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I can whistle any song I want

When?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I can lick my nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always won the egg n spoon race at school

xxx"

Me too. But I'm now confessing that I cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick my nipple

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't that an oxymoron?

Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!

You calling me a fool?"

If memory serves, it's what was said of Henry II, not you.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Isn't that an oxymoron?

Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!

You calling me a fool?

If memory serves, it's what was said of Henry II, not you.

I'm Queen

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can lick my nipple

Let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look.

Sounds painful

I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.

You learn to live with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears either together or one at a time.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look.

Sounds painful

I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.

You learn to live with it "

You Serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t really think of a useless talent that I might have

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"I can lick my nipple

Let's see"

Just made a video of me doing this but not brave enough to post.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can flare my nostrils quite noticeably

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Putting unnecessary whats in what sentences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look.

Sounds painful

I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.

You learn to live with it

You Serious "

Yes. My knee cap was a completely different matter. When I did that the lower leg was pointing up with knee on the side.

I just fell to the ground and was sick.

Thankfully knee is good now but shoulder will need an op when I'm older

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I can lick my nipple

Let's see

Just made a video of me doing this but not brave enough to post."
ooo put it on .. please or just send it to me lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can make my throat expand like a frog (sort of).

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I can ride a unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make my throat expand like a frog (sort of). "

I suspect you will be inundated with messages from many fellas now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blink for a very long time

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Mrs broke the world record for pole vault....on Sega Megadrive

Mr can juggle with 3 balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thumb overflexes so looks like a banana

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

I can do an amazing eyebrow dance

xxx

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"I can blink for a very long time

Took me a minute to get that then I laughed and snorted at bit too hahaha xxxx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I can make Chunky Gent roll his eyes at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make and launch spit bubbles. I need to make a video of it actually. I'm sure it's panty-dropping worthy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m able to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I can make and launch spit bubbles. I need to make a video of it actually. I'm sure it's panty-dropping worthy

I've seen it and it definitely would get mine dropping down my legs

I think the video of mine is still there on my profile somewhere....it involves a condom and my nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing a song in Thai

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I can play a beautiful rendition of the EastEnders theme on the piano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick my nipple

Let's see

Just made a video of me doing this but not brave enough to post."

I thought most women could?

Ooh, I'm stacking up new video ideas here!

Post it! X

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Suprised my neice and sis in law by doing hula hoop better than them both!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m really good at whistling

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All nipple lickers gratefully received

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can do goon impressions

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By *r W and the BCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth....and my hands arent small.... B x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I can burp on command.

This has yet to impress any of my meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can burp on command.

This has yet to impress any of my meets."

I love burping. My 7 year old is epic at it already!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can do shorthand. Never used it past the third year of my first job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick my nipple

Let's see

Just made a video of me doing this but not brave enough to post."

Do why make the video!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can build an amazing tower out of spaghetti and marshmallows

I got a job with my skills doing that

That and the fact they said I was the only one who kept eating them so they knew I’d fit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do goon impressions

Hello, Bluebottle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can ise my feet likes hands, hold thing, tie shoe laces, play video games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use my feet likes hands, hold thing, tie shoe laces, play video games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use my feet likes hands, hold thing, tie shoe laces, play video games

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prove the video game one with video on fab don't believe you

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

I chuckle to myself. when I smell one of my own dutch ovens.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can do the clover tongue roll thing.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I can juggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the clover tongue roll thing. "

Nah, I don't believe you. I think I'm gonna need proof...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I can do goon impressions

Hello, Bluebottle!

Hello captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can cum without touching my dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic tricks, they're neither magic or tricks, they're just crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can flare my nostrils quite noticeably "

I can that too ...very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make both thumbs touch my former

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I can play a tune on a saw. (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play ‘let it be’ on the piano blindfolded.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can dislocate my right shoulder.

Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.

It's not a sexy look.

Sounds painful

I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.

You learn to live with it

You Serious

Yes. My knee cap was a completely different matter. When I did that the lower leg was pointing up with knee on the side.

I just fell to the ground and was sick.

Thankfully knee is good now but shoulder will need an op when I'm older "

Aww xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random but I can guess the price of almost anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the organ

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Random but I can guess the price of almost anything "

Guess the price of my lipstick

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can play the organ

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random but I can guess the price of almost anything

Guess the price of my lipstick "

13.99

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Random but I can guess the price of almost anything

Guess the price of my lipstick

13.99 "

No xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did say almost everything

need a clue any how’s

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I did say almost everything

need a clue any how’s "

Its red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, that narrows it down! Go on, brand or shop and I’ll bang it out quick without googling

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Haha, that narrows it down! Go on, brand or shop and I’ll bang it out quick without googling

Dior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, 32.99

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ooh, 32.99"

Close xx

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I can make a woman block me with one single message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol; close is good, was thinking it was time to pack it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make a woman block me with one single message

You’re not on your own their I’m afraid mate, that’s a useless talent we all possess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can clap.

With my boobs.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Lol; close is good, was thinking it was time to pack it in

x "

Well done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can clap.

With my boobs."

Impressive, you deserve a round of applause

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I can clap.

With my boobs."

If there isn’t a video it never happened

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Well, I've retrieved a rubber brick from a ten foot deep swimming pool while wearing my pyjamas.

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By *rcunilingus300Man
over a year ago

Newark

I can burp any word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can solve a Rubic Cube without cheating.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I have many talents.....

I've got a humongous collection of completely useless facts and trivia in filled away my head.

I am a Cat Whisperer.

I can cure hiccups.

I used to be able to juggle whilst walking on a tightrope. (Suspect I'd see my arse badly if I tried now though lol)

I can cast 16 fly rods simultaneously.

I can overcomplicate the simplest dishes in ways you couldn't begin to imagine (And I make the best poached eggs in the world and it only takes about 25 distinct, separate processes, 8 pans/saucepans, an oven, toaster, food processor and kettle and a grill for one egg lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle my ears either together or one at a time."
I can do the same

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can make my throat expand like a frog (sort of).

I suspect you will be inundated with messages from many fellas now

Then i can say read-it, read-it, read-it...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can make Chunky Gent roll his eyes at me

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

Double jointed. So most of my fingers are flexible enough that they can bend backwards a fair bit. One that unnerves folks is the fact I can bend my thumb backwards at a right angle for next to no resistance.

Make of that what you will

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"I can lick my nipple

I can lick your nipple too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’ve not had a wank for a couple of days, I can shoot into my mouth/over my face when I cum... can be messy... the bi’s and the gays like it

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By *rMardyMsGrimmCouple
over a year ago

near yonder

My arms turn into something that resemble a t-Rex when I come. I lose control and they flex in and up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can use my feet likes hands, hold thing, tie shoe laces, play video games

Glad im not the only one who can do that, i can also hold a pen and write with my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt to make balloon animals and things for my kids it’s a nightmare lol

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Wiggle my ears

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