FabSwingers.com forum: what sex would you be

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

So ok ....if during conception you could choose what sex you wanted to be ....

what would be your choice and why ??

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i,ld still be female ( im bi ) so ive got the best of both worlds, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You thinking about the "operation" again PD?

We talked about this hun....I will chop it off for £50, leaves you the rest to buys shoes and pretty dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man...

Obviously lol...

Its a no brainer... or was that woman again lol......

Nope man... Def man lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ok ....if during conception you could choose what sex you wanted to be ....

what would be your choice and why ??

I feel that before you make your decision and cast you vote that you need to be in possession of ALL the facts:

Sex is determined by the following factors and CANNOT be reversed, by chemical means or any other. This is written in stone and you cannot change it.

So how is sex determined?

All the little boys sperms and all the little girl sperms are swimming along looking for a nice fat juicy egg to attach themselves to when the girl sperms realise that the boy sperms, although very strong swimmers, are also easily distracted. So they select a single girl sperm to act as sacrificial bait whose job it is to sway her little tail seductively at the boy sperms thus drawing their attention and slowing them down. The girl sperms also toss a football in amongst the boy sperms who are not enticed by the sexy tail wiggling of the girl sperm (obv they have no concept of 'gay' - or 'football' come to that, a trait that is carried throughout their lives once an embryo develops a womb and becomes a girl - there just isn't enough space available for football AND a womb, sorry)...

Aaaanyway, the boy sperms, realising they've been duped (a character flaw that stays with THEM too once girls are part of the equation), they turn tail and start swimming after the girls, but to no avail, one of them has broken through the egg and the others are standing guard around it (another female trait).

This is how female babies come to be born.

But obviously this cannot happen 100% of the time as male babies are born also. Male babies are determined thus;

Again, all the little girl sperms and little boy sperms are swimming along when at a prearranged signal, one boy sperm shouts, "Fuck me! Look at all them shoes!" - this instantly attracts the females who turn like a shoal of fish en masse to look for the shoes. The rest of the boy fish hike it like fuck to the egg before the girls realise they've been conned and one gets through. The girl sperms swim up to the egg and, finding no boy sperms on guard, they began to try and get through too. The boy sperm who succeeded is on the inside and the girls can see quite clearly through the mucus membrane that he is farting, belching and basically trashing the place - and they promptly give up.

Now which sex would you be if given the choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSFL Wishy you make me laugh so much!!!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

wishy so nice to see a funny reply other than a personal attack like some !!!!

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wishy so nice to see a funny reply other than a personal attack like some !!!!

pmsl "

LMAO just because you cant chose between the pink bow and the yellow bow no need to get crotchity

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"wishy so nice to see a funny reply other than a personal attack like some !!!!

pmsl

LMAO just because you cant chose between the pink bow and the yellow bow no need to get crotchity

so aggressive ...so unbecoming ...dave..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im on the rag what do you expect fluffy clouds and bubbles? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im on the rag what do you expect fluffy clouds and bubbles? lol"

When you girls are on the rag even fluffy clouds resemble phalluses and bubbles look like cum froth, which reminds you of men and pisses you off even more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

correct

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"im on the rag what do you expect fluffy clouds and bubbles? lol

When you girls are on the rag even fluffy clouds resemble phalluses and bubbles look like cum froth, which reminds you of men and pisses you off even more! "

you got there before me ......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On rag....

Any other reason not to 'choose' to be a man...

Ohh and hormones...

and rationality...

failed posse???

could be here all day...

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"im on the rag what do you expect fluffy clouds and bubbles? lol

When you girls are on the rag even fluffy clouds resemble phalluses and bubbles look like cum froth, which reminds you of men and pisses you off even more! "

bit like watching a dog chase its tail really grrrrrr ggrrrrrrrr

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being a woman we only need to release a few eggs for ovulation, made release millions of sperm every time they orgasm and 90% of the time still cant catch the few eggs a woman release so even from day one women are the stronger sex.

Think i will stay being a woman although i would like to be a man for a day to find out what its like to be useless and have a dick for a brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On rag....

Any other reason not to 'choose' to be a man...

Ohh and hormones...

and rationality...

failed posse???

could be here all day... "

Thankfully being on the rag is not a permanent infliction...unlike being male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Diamond...got ya glass sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On rag....

Any other reason not to 'choose' to be a man...

Ohh and hormones...

and rationality...

failed posse???

could be here all day...

Thankfully being on the rag is not a permanent infliction...unlike being male

No need to be so envious..... Green just doesn't suit

poppett xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad calls me poppet...i like it hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a woman we only need to release a few eggs for ovulation, made release millions of sperm every time they orgasm and 90% of the time still cant catch the few eggs a woman release so even from day one women are the stronger sex.

Think i will stay being a woman although i would like to be a man for a day to find out what its like to be useless and have a dick for a brain"

Blimy... you on rag too???

Sycronised PMT ff's lol....

Loves ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad calls me poppet...i like it hahahahahahahaha"

Damn.... should I just stick with the ....

Over ya go then pmsl

Poppett???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad calls me poppet...i like it hahahahahahahaha

Damn.... should I just stick with the ....

Over ya go then pmsl

Poppett???"

I figured it was an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad calls me poppet...i like it hahahahahahahaha

Damn.... should I just stick with the ....

Over ya go then pmsl

Poppett???

Ooooo 'touche' .... Iv'e always liked the younger brighter girl...

Have you a sister??

I figured it was an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad calls me poppet...i like it hahahahahahahaha

Damn.... should I just stick with the ....

Over ya go then pmsl

Poppett???

I figured it was an age thing

Ooerr...

Touche lol....

Ive always liked the younger brighter girl... have you a sister???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes older lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont have rag weeks i got rid of them lol im just like this all the timexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on Notts get ya fat man fingers sorted out...your quotes are all over the place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on Notts get ya fat man fingers sorted out...your quotes are all over the place lol"

Who said I use fingers??????? Mmmmm Mm Who lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have rag weeks i got rid of them lol im just like this all the timexx"

Ahhh an honory man then.... and a perfect woman... Can ya bake cakes and wash car properly???

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id choose to be a woman...I love being a woman,if I was a man Id be a drag queen :D

Feck off with the comments that I already look like one!!!!

Wishy that was a fabulous post,I was in fits of laughter...It reminded me of when a friend of ours had to have his sperm checked and it turned out they were a bit sluggish.. I told him they were probably still pissed and staggering around looking for a kebab shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on Notts get ya fat man fingers sorted out...your quotes are all over the place lol

Who said I use fingers??????? Mmmmm Mm Who lol..."

That explains why you type bollox

the gonads are obviously doing the thinking lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"come on Notts get ya fat man fingers sorted out...your quotes are all over the place lol

Who said I use fingers??????? Mmmmm Mm Who lol..."

well you cant be using your willy as you wouldnt reach the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on Notts get ya fat man fingers sorted out...your quotes are all over the place lol

Who said I use fingers??????? Mmmmm Mm Who lol...

well you cant be using your willy as you wouldnt reach the keyboard"

Theres enough to make you choke lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i,ld still be female ( im bi ) so ive got the best of both worlds, lol."

I'm with you on this one.

I love being a woman, all soft and smooth, I'm just yummy. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i,ld still be female ( im bi ) so ive got the best of both worlds, lol.

I'm with you on this one.

I love being a woman, all soft and smooth, I'm just yummy. lol"

oooo but us women soon turn saggy and raggy and one big question why are all these rich fat pug ugly bald and humourless men with beautiful young women surely it suggests that the ability to buy shoes is more important than looks or personality in a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the famous saying went to whats her face...

What first attracted you to the millionare Mr Paul Daniels...

Enough said eh lol....

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