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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a few very strange ones. Whats yours been?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A guy asked me to instruct him to fill his pants with porridge and go to the gym.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had loads asked to have a 3sum with a guy and his sister

Was also offered money to addend a batcher party whare the groom would be tie up and blind fold on a seat and I had to start bonce on his cock and they would remove the blind fold to reveal a cd/tv/ts was fuck him to humiliate him turned that one down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to instruct him to fill his pants with porridge and go to the gym. "

Probably wanted you to help him get them grains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy who wanted to meet me to wrestle ! Wearing masks and underwear. Great fun and I kicked his arse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him "

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My parents are coming down, can I borrow your hoover?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it "

Be onto a winner if I hadn't stopped breastfeeding nearly eight years ago haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it

Be onto a winner if I hadn't stopped breastfeeding nearly eight years ago haha"

Yip would have been and I am being honest when u say it just google breast milk and bodybuilding and loads off news reports will come up about woman make a living from it from reputable news sources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both shit on each other and rub it in erm..... I’ll pass on that one love

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Both shit on each other and rub it in erm..... I’ll pass on that one love "

gross

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it

Be onto a winner if I hadn't stopped breastfeeding nearly eight years ago haha

Yip would have been and I am being honest when u say it just google breast milk and bodybuilding and loads off news reports will come up about woman make a living from it from reputable news sources "

Definitely missed a trick there haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Not had many strange ones, but the cesspit ine definitely sticks in the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to instruct him to fill his pants with porridge and go to the gym. "

he obviously likes his wild oats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both shit on each other and rub it in erm..... I’ll pass on that one love

gross"

Ha ha anno that’s why I thort I’d pass on that one

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Both shit on each other and rub it in erm..... I’ll pass on that one love "

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted me to have a No2 on a glass table as he lay underneath it and watched.

I shit you not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked to lick mayonnaise off a shoe

I thought that was very specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to lick mayonnaise off a shoe

I thought that was very specific "

Did you agree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy requested to collect my used pants, but too be fair he did offer to return them when he'd 'finished'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to lick mayonnaise off a shoe

I thought that was very specific

Did you agree?"

I'm not struck on mayonnaise

(no)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I've been asked to lick mayonnaise off a shoe

I thought that was very specific "

Left foot or right foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guy once asked me if I'd meet him just to flash him, offered me money and everything

That may not sound so strange, but had cock pic as profile pic, and even pointed this out to the fellow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to lick mayonnaise off a shoe

I thought that was very specific

Did you agree?

I'm not struck on mayonnaise

(no) "

Can I have their contact details please

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I've had a few very strange ones. Whats yours been?"

The funeral March when DJing at a wedding

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Roleplay, so i was to enter an unlocked hotel room and forcefully fuck the person in the room acting as if i didnt have their consent. Way too weird for me.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it "

If that's true you would imagine hundred if not thousands of women would be at it esp in poorer countries

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve had a couple of guys ask me to breastfeed them, I can’t see anything sexual in that at all and makes me feel sick. Several ask if they can get me pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i quite like some if these ... Might add 'em to my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have M cum on my boots and take a photo whist out wearing cum covered boots *Honey

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’ve had a couple of guys ask me to breastfeed them, I can’t see anything sexual in that at all and makes me feel sick. Several ask if they can get me pregnant."

Oh yes I've had the I want to breed you and get you pregnant comments as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I got chatting to a lass on here who had on her profile that she had a bit of a kink. After a week or so I asked what the kink was. She agreed to tell me only if we FaceTimed naked. Well I was all over that like shit sticks to blankets. 20 minutes later and we’re both getting near to exploding , her strumming her clit like she was impersonating George Formby playing a banjo and me frantically wanking. She moves closer to her camera so that pretty much the only thing I could see was a blur of her fingers and fadge. Shouting out she was about to cum she added ‘ piss on my pussy , hold your cock to your phone and piss all over my cunt ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I got chatting to a lass on here who had on her profile that she had a bit of a kink. After a week or so I asked what the kink was. She agreed to tell me only if we FaceTimed naked. Well I was all over that like shit sticks to blankets. 20 minutes later and we’re both getting near to exploding , her strumming her clit like she was impersonating George Formby playing a banjo and me frantically wanking. She moves closer to her camera so that pretty much the only thing I could see was a blur of her fingers and fadge. Shouting out she was about to cum she added ‘ piss on my pussy , hold your cock to your phone and piss all over my cunt ‘

"

And did you

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Loads ! Strangest this week was asking if I b interested in CPR role play me to them didnt know that was a thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I got chatting to a lass on here who had on her profile that she had a bit of a kink. After a week or so I asked what the kink was. She agreed to tell me only if we FaceTimed naked. Well I was all over that like shit sticks to blankets. 20 minutes later and we’re both getting near to exploding , her strumming her clit like she was impersonating George Formby playing a banjo and me frantically wanking. She moves closer to her camera so that pretty much the only thing I could see was a blur of her fingers and fadge. Shouting out she was about to cum she added ‘ piss on my pussy , hold your cock to your phone and piss all over my cunt ‘

And did you "

Alas I was to far gone ( first time ) and shot my dirty water all over my phone ..... legs ........ stomach ....... chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wear a top hat, hold a whip and move cows from one field to another.

I blamed the benylin.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it "

Wow, wish I had known that, I know you could donate to hospital but not sell it, could have made a fortune, haha! Gives cash cow a new meaning, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wear a top hat, hold a whip and move cows from one field to another.

I blamed the benylin."

Haha

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

Was texted by this lady from a couple and she wanted my kik and after a few texts on kik she wanted to see my cock ok then all of a sudden ghosted me ... I think my cock was offended

Clearly I had an average one and not an elephants

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield


"A few years ago I got chatting to a lass on here who had on her profile that she had a bit of a kink. After a week or so I asked what the kink was. She agreed to tell me only if we FaceTimed naked. Well I was all over that like shit sticks to blankets. 20 minutes later and we’re both getting near to exploding , her strumming her clit like she was impersonating George Formby playing a banjo and me frantically wanking. She moves closer to her camera so that pretty much the only thing I could see was a blur of her fingers and fadge. Shouting out she was about to cum she added ‘ piss on my pussy , hold your cock to your phone and piss all over my cunt ‘

And did you

Alas I was to far gone ( first time ) and shot my dirty water all over my phone ..... legs ........ stomach ....... chest

"

Hope the phone was okay, the claim form for how it got fluid damage would have been interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wear a top hat, hold a whip and move cows from one field to another.

I blamed the benylin.

Haha "

seriously what was she thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not wash for a few days, let them sniff my armpits and to pee and poo on them. Erm...... no, no and no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wear a top hat, hold a whip and move cows from one field to another.

I blamed the benylin.

Haha

seriously what was she thinking "

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To poo in someone's mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it

If that's true you would imagine hundred if not thousands of women would be at it esp in poorer countries "

100% true would post link to number off legit newspapers reporting on it just google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had several men ask if they can get me pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy ask me to breastfeed him

??? Should have charged him 2-3k Brest milk is big in the body building worked 3k for 500ml there woman out there make 100s off thousands on selling it

Wow, wish I had known that, I know you could donate to hospital but not sell it, could have made a fortune, haha! Gives cash cow a new meaning, lol! "

Yes I dose that ha ha

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Ive not had any

Feel free to make some requests, demands or offers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I got chatting to a lass on here who had on her profile that she had a bit of a kink. After a week or so I asked what the kink was. She agreed to tell me only if we FaceTimed naked. Well I was all over that like shit sticks to blankets. 20 minutes later and we’re both getting near to exploding , her strumming her clit like she was impersonating George Formby playing a banjo and me frantically wanking. She moves closer to her camera so that pretty much the only thing I could see was a blur of her fingers and fadge. Shouting out she was about to cum she added ‘ piss on my pussy , hold your cock to your phone and piss all over my cunt ‘

And did you

Alas I was to far gone ( first time ) and shot my dirty water all over my phone ..... legs ........ stomach ....... chest

Hope the phone was okay, the claim form for how it got fluid damage would have been interesting!"

Rice does wonders

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I've had a few very strange ones. Whats yours been?"

Ok this is a long one. Apologies in advance....

A bloke contacted me asking if I’d be interested in a 3sum with a girl he met on tinder. Thought it might be a wind up as I’ve never spoken to him before and he had contacted me out of the blue and I was double his age but I played along. Apparently she liked my profile and was into older men.

I asked him if I could speak to her. He gave me her number and we spoke on the phone for a bit. I started thinking that this was legit and we all agreed to meet at his that night.

About an hour before he asked me how I felt about them doing lines and drinking vodka. I said “I don’t do them myself but you two can do whatever you want”.

Ten mins before I’m leaving, she asks me “is it ok if I turn up in my uniform?”. Not going to lie, the thought of a woman in a police uniform or nurses scrubs kinda got me all excited. I said that’s fine and asked (purely out of innocent interest) what uniform she’d be wearing.......”my school uniform”

I couldn’t have pressed the hang up button any faster!!! Next thing, he calls me asking if everything was ok.....I told him she’s a school girl and his response was “yes but she’s sound, she’s 16 next week”

Suffice to say I blocked him lol

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