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Chat up lines people uses on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s every ones chat up line they use

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nice cock, can I sit on it?

50% chance of success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is cash ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice cock, can I sit on it?

50% chance of success "

50% chance??????? Try 101% chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumi aja kemana acho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bake cake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy coming to mine for a dip in the hot tub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are meant to use chat up lined?

dammit thats where i have been going wrong

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

'Can I smash her back doors in?'

Was one of my favourites on our last profile!

Jo.Xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

How you doin’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Can I smash her back doors in?'

Was one of my favourites on our last profile!

Jo.Xx "

what about your front door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck me and go, will ya?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How you doin’ ?"

I'm doing fine. How you doin'

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"'Can I smash her back doors in?'

Was one of my favourites on our last profile!

Jo.Xx

what about your front door?"

They had no interest in the front just the back!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Can I smash her back doors in?'

Was one of my favourites on our last profile!

Jo.Xx

what about your front door?

They had no interest in the front just the back!

Jo.Xx "

some people huh

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Just fuck me and go, will ya?!!!"

Pfffffft. No cuddles?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What’s every ones chat up line they use "

I always say “GIZZASHAGYABITCH”

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“Fancy a fuck”

By far and away... 100% guaranteed to work!!! Most used - most loved - most talked about ...pick up line on here

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can I spunk on yer tatties

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Can I spunk on yer tatties "

Mince & tatties & spunk for tea?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"How you doin’ ?

I'm doing fine. How you doin' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAP

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"“Fancy a fuck”

By far and away... 100% guaranteed to work!!! Most used - most loved - most talked about ...pick up line on here

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Beat me to that one

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I spunk on yer tatties

Mince & tatties & spunk for tea?"

And a nice creampie for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/11/20 18:04:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine was once sent a pic of a cock that looked like it was covered in shit with the message

'how do you eat yours'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[chat up line Removed by poster at 30/11/20 18:04:49]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice cock, can I sit on it?

50% chance of success "

Pfft, 100% more like!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Can I suck your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bake cake "

Seriously. Like that IS the best chat up line!

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Nice cock, can I sit on it?

50% chance of success "

Will you bounce too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bake cake

Seriously. Like that IS the best chat up line!"

It's utter bollocks though, took me two attempts at making birthday cake at the weekend

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