FabSwingers.com forum: Most over-used phrase

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start it off:

"I'm straight but..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep my way through the whole site

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Treat this one with respect

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Its common sense really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy going

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Fill in later" they've been here over a year!

Most disliked, "Don't bite unless you want me too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy going"

Until things don't go their way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here with permission

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Quality over quantity.

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Not looking to sleep my way through the whole site "

If they were surely they'd be on 'fabsleepers'

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

can't cause of health and safety or data protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to be discreet because of our jobs

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

You are stunning, the best on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my essay of a bio information and when sending a message use this key word so I know you've wasted half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for filthy fun"

Muddy field anyone

*Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to be discreet because of our jobs "

Or wife *Honey

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

``I'm a professional``

It bugs me... So what if you are...

What are they really saying... or what do they actually mean by that statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for single guys"

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"``I'm a professional``

It bugs me... So what if you are...

What are they really saying... or what do they actually mean by that statement

Yes, which one bodey or doyle.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Can't meet at the drop of a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't meet at the drop of a hat."

Given it takes me 3 hours to prep and get ready, I don't mind this one as I sympathize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have great sense of humour

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"``I'm a professional``

It bugs me... So what if you are...

What are they really saying... or what do they actually mean by that statement

They want to be paid for it?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

...that was the best blow job I ever had..

till the next one ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a repeat and heavy cummer

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Been here before. Know how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please say more than just hi or something interesting" on an otherwise blank profile

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Well endowed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The phrase lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Well endowed"

Sorry...

Fab well endowed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well endowed"

Are you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them "

Challenged on a sex site

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

“Very genuine discreet guy”

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them

Challenged on a sex site

But, but, but it’s not a sex site

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I don't bite unless you ask me to

Show me the ropes

Discretion required and assured - does anyone actually get a megaphone out and shout "I'm fucking a stranger from the Internet tonight", really?

I'm a professional and genuine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them

Challenged on a sex site

But, but, but it’s not a sex site

I challenge thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing on profile except anything you want to know just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean.

People say it all the time at start of a reply.

How the hell do you know what they mean before it's come out of their mouth?

Crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Translation;

‘I haven’t got anything interesting to say and I haven’t got the balls to say it, but I’ll stir up the shit and let others do my dirty work!’

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Well endowed

Are you?"

Oh hugely... What was the question?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them

Challenged on a sex site

But, but, but it’s not a sex site

I challenge thee

To a duel

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like to be challenged

........ then gets upset when you challenge them

Challenged on a sex site

But, but, but it’s not a sex site

I challenge thee

To a duel

Anytime

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well endowed

Are you?

Oh hugely... What was the question? "

Erm...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The phrase hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love kissing

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

Will send pic to those that send theirs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for fun

Single guys we will find you

Not meeting now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Timewasters

Usually spelt time waisters

Been here before

Fill in later

I won't bite .... unless you want me to

Not looking to sleep my way through fab

Treat with respect

Updates:

Balls need draining

Who wants to suck me off. Free now

This site is shit, give me a reason to stay

Kik me

Looking for a slut

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

We all have our reasons for being here...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Timewasters

Usually spelt time waisters

Been here before

Fill in later

I won't bite .... unless you want me to

Not looking to sleep my way through fab

Treat with respect

Updates:

Balls need draining

Who wants to suck me off. Free now

This site is shit, give me a reason to stay

Kik me

Looking for a slut"

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

On verifications

You won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sydney university disclaimer or any other "dont steal my photo" disclaimers.

If you put your photos on the net, no disclaimer will stop people stealing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"``I'm a professional``

It bugs me... So what if you are...

What are they really saying... or what do they actually mean by that statement

Delusions of elitism ?

They add it, to let you know, they consider themselves, above “normal” people, and as such, their educated love sausage or heavily botoxed beaver, would not, contemplate mixing with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun couple looking for fun with fun people.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

The one liner profile

"Straight man looking to meet women"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hung ..... erm nah you're not geez, they stopped that punishment in the 60s

Heavy cummer...... yeah alright son, and I'm a fucking giant

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Timewasters

Usually spelt time waisters

Been here before

Fill in later

I won't bite .... unless you want me to

Not looking to sleep my way through fab

Treat with respect

Updates:

Balls need draining

Who wants to suck me off. Free now

This site is shit, give me a reason to stay

Kik me

Looking for a slut"

Yep , that about covers it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys read the profile

No face pic no reply

We know where the block button is and how to use it ( don’t we know it)

And anyone mentioning how many people they’ve blocked today... bore off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read my essay of a bio information and when sending a message use this key word so I know you've wasted half an hour

And then they block your account immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over Quantity (with their 100’s of veris by meet)

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Absolutely love a squirter

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Something about drama.

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By *uriousBeanCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Professional... It looks like everyone is a professional

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Genuine guy looking for Genuine meets

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Read my profile before messaging".

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"How are you today?"

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Back after a long break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for 'fun'

We are 'naughty'

Both phrases (on here) send my head into a spin. It's not fun, and it's not naughty, you're an adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Read my profile before messaging".

"
that one I can understand

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Qualified masseur giving free massages

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""Read my profile before messaging".

that one I can understand "

But you read statuses and it appears many men don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DELETED" LOL

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Sydney University blah blah blah

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"``I'm a professional``

It bugs me... So what if you are...

What are they really saying... or what do they actually mean by that statement

Yes, which one bodey or doyle."
Or theymight be George Cowley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Working professional”

I’ve not met many working amateurs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"“Working professional”

I’ve not met many working amateurs

Let me introduce myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, if these were all banned we’d have a pandemic of entirely blank profiles.

Hard to disagree with many of them though. So many of them make my toes curl. I always shy away from profiles with that air of cock-sure superiority while implying others are worth little or nothing.

Usually a good reminder that there’s a human behind every profile.

Oh yes, abs sure Sydney University have completed that study?! I’m itching to see the outcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dick pics please!

C’mon you all love a dick pic. Imagine finding a gorgeous guy and he has the smallest ugliest dick in the world and you only find out at that crucial moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Timewasters

Usually spelt time waisters

Been here before

Fill in later

I won't bite .... unless you want me to

Not looking to sleep my way through fab

Treat with respect

Updates:

Balls need draining

Who wants to suck me off. Free now

This site is shit, give me a reason to stay

Kik me

Looking for a slut"

They’re my last 5 updates

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Sub looking to be controlled

Sub looking for experienced Dom

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Fuck now

Suck now.

An example of the popular well crafted messages I receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say,

"You can no longer look at this profile"

Just playing hard to get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Working professional”

I’ve not met many working amateurs

Let me introduce myself! "

Dammit this was going to be my joke

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