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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

Er no, what sort of women have you been meeting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came to discuss the role of toilets in the human civilisation and got disappointed.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina."

Hahaha true scouser that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina."
true I bet a few did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where else are we meant to our stockpile of bog roll

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

Omfg a little bit of vomit just came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

Awww go on mate give us one more post before you disappear

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Yuck

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By *fter dinner delightCouple
over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

Lol wrank

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You mean tag nuts?

The little bits that cling onto bumhloe hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a toilet role once.

It was a shit part though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a toilet role once.

It was a shit part though. "

Hahahahahaa

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Better it was bits of toilet roll than crusty roll

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

Sadly yes. However I've looked before I've licked so removed it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina.

Hahaha true scouser that. "

Didn't even mention the bottle of hand sanitizer I hid up my jacksy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Found a 6 piece chamber music orchestra up there once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina.

Hahaha true scouser that.

Didn't even mention the bottle of hand sanitizer I hid up my jacksy "

Actually laughed out loud at this

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Found a 6 piece chamber music orchestra up there once"

Were the acoustic good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think alot of the people on this come across it but just wont admit they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tag nuts? dangle berries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh... I think your talking about excessive poo ticket decemination?

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think alot of the people on this come across it but just wont admit they have "

It means they wipe their fanny and arse....I'm struggling to see exactly what I'm supposed to be disgusted or outraged at?

Would you be happier to find some dangle berries?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Better it was bits of toilet roll than crusty roll "

True..

Or ear role..

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

I have a few times, politely removed it without mentioning it or embarrassing her.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Solved the doggy smell problem

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I think alot of the people on this come across it but just wont admit they have "

Maybe it's an acquired taste..

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

You don't get questions like this on quiz show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I think you need to choose women with better personal hygiene.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Not just women it happens to, I've seen rolled up slivers in arse cracks before.

I know I don't take a mirror with me when I go pee to check every fold or wrinkle for stray loo roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I have a gentleman at mine I blast up my fanny with the shower after every pee and a quick blast up my arse to wash away fart particles.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Well I can honestly say my abs are getting a work out I'm laughing that much.... WTF

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Whenever I have a gentleman at mine I blast up my fanny with the shower after every pee and a quick blast up my arse to wash away fart particles. "

I'm like that if I think banging is on the cards, but there was no way I was minge washing after every tinkle or fart when I was with my ex.

Christ, I'd have barely left the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! Cheers for the laugh op

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on."

Yep, it'd never happen with that old bog roll at school.

Tracing paper where the piss dribbles rolled off it and God help ya if you needed to drop a log and it wasn't a ghost plop. Smear City. I think that's probably part of the reason I struggle to go anywhere but at home

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Whenever I have a gentleman at mine I blast up my fanny with the shower after every pee and a quick blast up my arse to wash away fart particles. "

You never fail to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on.

Yep, it'd never happen with that old bog roll at school.

Tracing paper where the piss dribbles rolled off it and God help ya if you needed to drop a log and it wasn't a ghost plop. Smear City. I think that's probably part of the reason I struggle to go anywhere but at home "

Haha.. tracing paper!!

Was only good for soaking and throwing at someone

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Reminds me of chewing my bus ticket and spitting it at the window through a straw

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Reminds me of chewing my bus ticket and spitting it at the window through a straw "

Yeah and it's sets like fucking concrete

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Reminds me of chewing my bus ticket and spitting it at the window through a straw

Yeah and it's sets like fucking concrete "

It so did.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "

Did you still shag them though?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"Found a 6 piece chamber music orchestra up there once

Were the acoustic good? "

A bit of an Echo, the shop had apparently run out of Andrex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never laughed so much this thread is hilarious to even ask the question in the first place got to give you that one OP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never laughed so much this thread is hilarious to even ask the question in the first place got to give you that one OP.. "

Yeah its like being 14 again, on here innit?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum "

Clinkerbell

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

Clinkerbell "

Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

Clinkerbell

Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers. "

You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

Clinkerbell

Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.

You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet. "

The carpet burns though...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

Clinkerbell

Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.

You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet.

The carpet burns though... "

They get a bit weepy. I just say "oh my, look how wet you've got me"

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

This is not a good read if you are tucking into your quavers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum

Clinkerbell

Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.

You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet.

The carpet burns though...

They get a bit weepy. I just say "oh my, look how wet you've got me" "

Try a hair dryer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never

Maybe they were the hoarders and raw out of space

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