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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!"
"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn." The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder.
"I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"
"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his mates. "You're right, he is unshakable!"
The third English man said, "No, no, no, I'll really piss him off, you just watch."
He walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and aid, "I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!"
"Yeah, that's what your pals were trying to tell me…………..”
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