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I killed 4 elfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I believe that if you sing Christmas songs before December 1st one of Santa's elf's gets killed.

Today while putting Christmas decorations up with my kids I found myself singing 4 songs

Bye bye elf's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WHAT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHAT!!!!!"

Yes sorry but you had to be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonsense, you’re the kind of people that in April say the Easter bunny doesn’t exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dammit

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist "

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well who's been shagging Mrs Christmas all these years then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist

Prove it!"

Old wife’s tale

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist "

Yeah right

Who else is going to leave hoof prints and eat the carrots and drink the whiskey I leave out each crimbo Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist

Yeah right

Who else is going to leave hoof prints and eat the carrots and drink the whiskey I leave out each crimbo Eve "

You have ghosts

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't do the singing... you'll damage your elf

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That's not what happens to our elfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist

Prove it!"

...still got the shovel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been listening and singing along to heart Christmas station since it started at the beginning of November so I’ve already killed Buddy

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Don’t want to burst your Christmas bubble but , Father Christmas doesn’t exist

Yeah right

Who else is going to leave hoof prints and eat the carrots and drink the whiskey I leave out each crimbo Eve

You have ghosts "

Norfolk Couple pleeeaaase! Have you any idea how many fairies you're causing to lose their wings?

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