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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic.

So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.

Any other suggestions?????…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get them presents....

Is that frowned upon?

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought a out putting them in the garden shed? You won't hear from them, then the presents can go in the attic so they're not in Your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm such an idiot, I fell for it.

Good one

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Pass them to the grandparents.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wrap some empty boxes and leave them about, the rest hide in the attic.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic.

So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.

Any other suggestions?????…

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gag and blindfold them first

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Wrap some empty boxes and leave them about, the rest hide in the attic."

Teach me to not read the question properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying Father Christmas isn't real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them with their toys unwrapped and they won’t even notice, it’s as easy as hiding sweets and biscuits under the veg

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

another good way to avoid them finding their gifts is to tape their hands behind their back and only take the blind fold off once they're in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric fence, razor wire, armed guards.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have you considered boarding school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old jokes are coming out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic.

So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.

Any other suggestions?????…

"

Hide the presents with your "toy" collection that way if they find them they will not speak about it or ever look for them again ;-p

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