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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just taken the Christmas fairy out of her box and she's looking a wee bit grubby.

Think she may have been out clubbing with the Elf on the Shelf.

Any ideas how I can clean her up?

Don't think she'd survive a dunking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub her in a bit of dry washing powder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hoover the fluffy dusty bits and a quick wet wipe to the crevices?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Depends on what she's made of...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rub her in a bit of dry washing powder "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, works on white shirt collars too if they get that grubby line on them. It acts as a very gentle abrasive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you have dusted her off then use a mildly damp cloth and give her a very gentle rub, the stains/grubby bits will fade overnight.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Hoover the fluffy dusty bits and a quick wet wipe to the crevices?"

Me or the fairy?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hoover the fluffy dusty bits and a quick wet wipe to the crevices?

Me or the fairy? "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Air spray (air not hair!) will get in the nooks and crannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put a star on the top of my tree.

Am I doing it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing up liquid on a cloth and dab the stains. Allow to dry then liberally coat in bicarbonate of soda to remove smells etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditch the dirty fairy and get a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum tribute for fairy?

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By *nna WulfWoman
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Once you have dusted her off then use a mildly damp cloth and give her a very gentle rub, the stains/grubby bits will fade overnight."

Pure filth.

Were you 'dusting yourself off' when you wrote this?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hoover the fluffy dusty bits and a quick wet wipe to the crevices?

Me or the fairy? "

Both, if your crevices are in need of a spruce up!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Depends on what she's made of..."

Plastic hands and face with a big pouffey satin type dress, bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femfresh... good for grubby fairies

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Depends on what she's made of...

Plastic hands and face with a big pouffey satin type dress, bless her "

Then warm soapy water should do the trick

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always put a star on the top of my tree.

Am I doing it wrong? "

I saw a fantastic Freddy Mercury tree topper recently

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Our 8 year old modified one of her Ken dolls with wings, a dress and some fabulous contouring, when asked why she was doing it she said ‘it makes them happy, don’t judge’. I have never felt more proud, this Ken doll is topping the Christmas tree this year.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Our 8 year old modified one of her Ken dolls with wings, a dress and some fabulous contouring, when asked why she was doing it she said ‘it makes them happy, don’t judge’. I have never felt more proud, this Ken doll is topping the Christmas tree this year. "

This is marvellous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our 8 year old modified one of her Ken dolls with wings, a dress and some fabulous contouring, when asked why she was doing it she said ‘it makes them happy, don’t judge’. I have never felt more proud, this Ken doll is topping the Christmas tree this year. "

Frickin love this!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Just taken the Christmas fairy out of her box and she's looking a wee bit grubby.

Think she may have been out clubbing with the Elf on the Shelf.

Any ideas how I can clean her up?

Don't think she'd survive a dunking.

"

Just call her lock down fairy and leave her grubby as a reminder of 2020

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