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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You slapped a man's arse as he walked through the door?

Or gave them a titty twister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You slapped a man's arse as he walked through the door?

Or gave them a titty twister?"

Yesterday for both!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

S slaps my arse all the time. Usually when I'm trying to do something that requires me to not be slapped in the arse

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"S slaps my arse all the time. Usually when I'm trying to do something that requires me to not be slapped in the arse"

Haha

Like when setting a mouse trap, working with sharp tools or standing on top of step ladder

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time! Squeezes too

I'm possibly nipple obsessed also. Over-sensitive nippled people need not apply within!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn't love a nipple cripple. It's the sign of a good night incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

You sound like me! Or a nail dig somewhere tender.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

I would like to remeber how ut feels as well lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

Just warming hand up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I've more of a bum caressing hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never .... does that make me strange

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Start of the year

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

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Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Sometime last week. I am definitely not a bum person, but I do fancy my husband’s quite a lot and slap it often.

I also want to clamp his nipples but he doesn’t want me to.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I miss a playful playmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want an arse to smack!

Any volunteers want to walk past my bedroom door a few times so I can do exactly that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want an arse to smack!

Any volunteers want to walk past my bedroom door a few times so I can do exactly that?

I can send you uncle M

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Never

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

Where’s the emoji for putting my hand up to volunteer?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I love it. A smack that turns into a caress is even better.

Better still is when he's doing something, say in the kitchen, I slap his arse and then he turns around, grabs my wrists and pins me to the worktop to kiss me as if his life depends on it. Then turns me round and slaps my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

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I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

Who wouldn't love a wet willy!!

I am so going to try that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Because we can take an ear each

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I don’t know I ve been single for a long long long long time

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hell i thought it was just us hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Because we can take an ear each

I've always wanted a dildo lobotomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nipple cripple is a sign of affection in this house. Hubby gets one everyday at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

What are those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want an arse to smack!

Any volunteers want to walk past my bedroom door a few times so I can do exactly that?

I can send you uncle M"

He's already got a muissus, let me have some fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never .... does that make me strange"

Very, must be different species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

You're just jealous.

I can stick my strap on in your ear too seeing as it's almost Christmas

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Because we can take an ear each

I've always wanted a dildo lobotomy

Knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

What are those

Using the bony part of your elbow and grind it into the side of your vict...err partners body, just under the ribs or grind it into the top of the leg, if you get the right place you can deaden the nerve

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

What are those

That would result in instant revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

What are those

That would result in instant revenge

How when you can only hobble

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I slapped Mr's tonight as he walked up the stairs in front of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do. "

Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do. "

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I haven't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me

I hate them! Or leg hair pinching

What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?

What are those

That would result in instant revenge

How when you can only hobble

What I like to do is grab their wrist and dig and move my thumb into the inside of their wrist. It hurts like hell!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!"

That's just what you want

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!

That's just what you want

Exactly, so get back in the kitchen woman and start baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude? "

That's just what you want

No, she was just quite... forceful

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

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Indeed

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!

That's just what you want

Exactly, so get back in the kitchen woman and start baking

I'll get crushing some nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude? "

No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude?

That's just what you want

No, she was just quite... forceful

Impressive!

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over a year ago

"You slapped a man's arse as he walked through the door?

Or gave them a titty twister?"

Today! Twice lol

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over a year ago

"I miss doing that. Not done it for awhile. Would anyone like to come help me out. Let me remember it

Yes please

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude?

No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up."

And that was the beginning of the duck wars...

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over a year ago

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude?

No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up.

And that was the beginning of the duck wars... "

Nah. I would rather have Glowdo wars with you

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over a year ago

"I want an arse to smack!

Any volunteers want to walk past my bedroom door a few times so I can do exactly that?

I can send you uncle M"

That works!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably last week. Spank and run away

. I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that

Sounds like me

I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it

Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it

I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on

I thought every hole is a goal.

I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!

Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose

. I'm a delight!

I understand now why we get on so well

Weirdos!!!!

Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.

Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know

Omg

. Wait were you washing up nude?

No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up.

And that was the beginning of the duck wars...

Nah. I would rather have Glowdo wars with you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I tend to get my arse pinched, touched and squeezed when I'm wearing my stormtrooper outfit quite a lot.

I do love wearing it.

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