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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What funny things could you say after sex?

Oh shit, you're awake!

How much do I owe you?

Do you have a mop & bucket?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll do pig.

That’ll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’ll do pig.

That’ll do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do that again? I didn't press record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to like and subscribe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to like and subscribe! "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle and I get talkative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time will your husband be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a tip on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’ll do pig.

That’ll do."

Baa ram ewe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mother is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a great shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe it up with that mate lol

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

are you going to press charges ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, I'm in the wrong room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/11/20 13:46:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean this isn't number 30?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're done already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you mean this isn't number 30?"

That made me laugh out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep an eye out for the Uncut Version of today's activities to be released this summer in stores everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're done already? "

brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother is better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're done already?

brutal "

But funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’ll do pig.

That’ll do."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry what's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't take credit cards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you I had an upset tummy

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

By heck tha ware cracking lass , put kettle on

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By *igInHer14Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Please wash it properly next time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have what?!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Who won?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.. Have you finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.. I've not finished yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your sister swallows, why don't you?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Thanks Mum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ding ding round two

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

More tea vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, I'll go get you a towel.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't worry.. it'll polish out

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I have my towball back please

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By *orteMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Please come again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/11/20 14:25:54]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cya later, I'll call you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You sound just like your sister during sex.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it supposed to burn like this?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

port erin

Why you still here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now get to school

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hope I get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope I get pregnant "

That would send a guy running for the hills!! Good way to get rid of them!!!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just put some Ralgex on it... sure it’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why can I smell chloroform?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why can I smell chloroform?"

If you can say that then it'll teach them to buy it from ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can I smell chloroform?"

Ssshhh, sleep now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can I smell chloroform?

If you can say that then it'll teach them to buy it from ebay "

Yes haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why does my bum hurt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That wasn't my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want your husband to watch next time?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Not bad at all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sorry but i was desperate for a wee and didn't want to stop to go to the toilet

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I think you'll find those heels are mine -mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry but i was desperate for a wee and didn't want to stop to go to the toilet "

I like the way your mind works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean ur finished was it ever inside me as I didn’t feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to go right now guy number 4 is on his way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That was the door, quick hide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hid my knickers somewhere in the house for ur wife to find

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

What time does your Sister get here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey no worries , I should get my test results back by Wednesday... I will let you know!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"What funny things could you say after sex?

Oh shit, you're awake!

How much do I owe you?

Do you have a mop & bucket?

"

So are you all in the same team?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No! I will not lick it out of you!

(sorry lol)

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Sorry...

Onehundreeedandeighteeeeeeyyyyy!

Cawcccceee I luv ya.....

Zzz zzzz zzzzz Zzzzzzz

Put the kettle on

I’ll be backkkk

That’s you ruined then...

Can you smell burning rubber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I will not lick it out of you!

(sorry lol)"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not bad for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And when I click my fingers you will remember nothing of this

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

sheffield

thanks nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that, need to dash... Meeting my gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could challenge with "your sister likes it that way"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry my wig fell off half way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my leg fell off.. Hope it didn't put you off your stride

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Well that was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry my wig fell off half way through "

That’s more off a reality or in less ur glue it down and good luck saveing the wig after it ha ha lol

And wigs are to expensive to wast

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

sheffield

oh by the way, I found this bracelet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like what funny things have you said during and after as I’ve said a few and we have had a good laugh that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about my fanny farts.. At least they were in time to the music

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"oh by the way, I found this bracelet."

This made me spit out my coffee.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Don't drop the soap next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pass the lighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't drop the soap next time

"

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By *ip_brumMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Aren’t you due in class about now ?

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I feel pregnant now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel pregnant now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now go make me my dinner

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Pretty good start

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

What do you mean that your finished? Did not realised you had started!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you honey, I'll deflate you now and put you back in the drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a good start..now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*drinks water*

Ready?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you like your din dins now Fido

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What funny things could you say after sex?

Oh shit, you're awake!

How much do I owe you?

Do you have a mop & bucket?

"

Shit, I thought you were someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew, does the dog always do that?

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

We’re going to need a bigger boat...

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

When your wife said you were quick, she wasn't joking xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

Give me a minute. Oh look round two

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Looks like you did follow through after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You never said the painters were in!

(again, sorry lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please get the condom out I can't reach that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it?

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes, I have a penis xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light goes on.. **who da fuck are you **

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shall I call an ambulance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother is better"
oh I Def couldn't & sure I'd get me cock cut off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mother is betteroh I Def couldn't & sure I'd get me cock cut off! "

What do you mean it's fake ID?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother is betteroh I Def couldn't & sure I'd get me cock cut off!

What do you mean it's fake ID? "
Ur naughty! I did say thank you once & got a slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mother is betteroh I Def couldn't & sure I'd get me cock cut off!

What do you mean it's fake ID? Ur naughty! I did say thank you once & got a slap "

I think I lost my watch earlier on, can I have it back please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother is betteroh I Def couldn't & sure I'd get me cock cut off!

What do you mean it's fake ID? Ur naughty! I did say thank you once & got a slap

I think I lost my watch earlier on, can I have it back please "
it's when u open ur mouth & can hear the alarm really gotta worry

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Echo ECHO E C H O !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot bed we gonna try next in dfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can your mother join us next time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time, lay more still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JOIN US NEXT TIME! FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can your mother join us next time?"
definitely NOT sayin that to Mrs! Twin sister maybe gotta duck & run after tho been told a definite no haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's my card, call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time will your husband be back"

Mostly true on here I would imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are you crying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up your sisters due!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Do you want your husband to watch next time?"

Who do you think is filming ?

Right love, grab the bat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't forget to fab the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for the veri thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god that was like throwing a sausage up the m5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now go make me an omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean how did i get in your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gran was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your gran was better "

Who’s next ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hurry up, they're closing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck what's that burning sensation

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By *onnydayzMan
over a year ago

preston

Is it my turn now Dad?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Quick - Kettle’s boiled and I think the brownies should be ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ur Uber is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i leave the oven on??

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I just need to put my hand back in and retrieve my thumb ring, won't be a moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHAZAM!

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Got any bacon I could murder a butty ta

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