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Why do you never see a squirrel when you've got your nuts out?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They've missed out there, that's all I'm saying.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cashew’ed them away

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is a video on the Independent website of a squirrel d*unk on fermented pears

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"They've missed out there, that's all I'm saying.

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Now you know how it feels to be a bloke in here, and wonder how many 'Ninja' pervs your profile has received.....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They've missed out there, that's all I'm saying.

Now you know how it feels to be a bloke in here, and wonder how many 'Ninja' pervs your profile has received....."

Just scrutinised your profile thoroughly, no squirrels to be seen

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"They've missed out there, that's all I'm saying.

Now you know how it feels to be a bloke in here, and wonder how many 'Ninja' pervs your profile has received.....

Just scrutinised your profile thoroughly, no squirrels to be seen "

I have nuts in my Friends gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

topic bar.

squirrel shit in every bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The squirrels in my garden are always eyeing mine when I have them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrels are all very cute and fluffy and that, but they're getting a punch in the furry face if they come near my nuts...

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Last time I got my nuts out I got bruises and many scratches on my legs for it.

The bastard shot across the grass, Dived in the air griped on landing and straight up my leg.

Worst was yet to come the second time I did it.

She did the same again ( I presume she was a she ) when I got them out to place.

I spotted her running across the grass,

then another and some more movement in the grass as they came running.

Well after the last time I was about turning and running away, But to my horror there was more movement behind me in the grass.

She had told her friends about my nuts, and they was all coming for some nuts.

So I just stood there instead then it happened she dived in the air then thud against my leg.

Then another thud, Then another thud, the third thud landed at back of the calf muscle and hurt a little bit.

But that wasnt the end of it as more and more landed on my legs, I could swear I had 8 hits against them.

I was seeing stars at this point.

The worst was yet to come as those nails dug in to climb my legs, sharp wasnt the word, they griped like hell as well.

Worst part is they jump and grip all the way up your legs digging those nails in as they go.

Just to get to the nuts that your giving.

Too add insult to injury here, ive got scratches all the way up my legs.

Ive got scratches all the way up my hips and belly, Ive got some loverly scratches all the way up my arse and back.

Scratches basically everywhere and look a right sight in the mirror from them all.

The worst part if I was a couple she would accuse me of being with someone else.

But no all I did was try to feed some nuts to some loverly creatures out there.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Cashew’ed them away "

See what you did there,Mr Fluffy

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The squirrels in my garden are always eyeing mine when I have them out "

I bet!

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