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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
over a year ago

morecambe

Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Either that or you could go to an auction, maybe buy a lottery ticket. Dunno, how do you win someone?

I find a bit of bribery with chocolate, cakes and gin is usually a good starting point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

"

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane"

Just be your self, we’re all only on here for a bit of fun,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane

Just be your self, we’re all only on here for a bit of fun, "

im trying my best to be myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be your self, we’re all only on here for a bit of fun, "

Well said. Chaps, be yourself and relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great advice op and I'd like to add bring cake everybody likes cake especially fab woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you want to knock what the OP has said, that's perhaps the first clue as to why you haven't had much success. Some of us will be more successful than others, just as in life or at any party.

How does reading the profile help? ENORMOUSLY! It works both ways. I may find the lady is not my cup of tea but I would certainly need to see if I am hers in the first place. Being short, it saves me a lot of time on wasted effort.

Polish up your profiles to be you. I based mine on how I would tell someone about me and why I'm here. Anyone who knows me would instantly recognise me. It must work because I have had messages from ladies saying they liked my profile, and that was it. It was just a very flattering compliment and in no way was an invitation to start messaging her relentlessly. Have patience and let her decide the pace to get to know you. I'm sorry if that bruises your ego somewhat that she doesn't take an instant liking to you. Just accept it.

Come to the Forum, sharpen your wit and social skills and join in. You will be noticed eventually. You will also learn much from it by reading some of the threads and getting to know people here. I learnt what Edging is yesterday. Yes, I lead a very sheltered life. It can be something as simple as that to reading how women most enjoy an orgasm. All very handy stuff to know.

Most of all....don't come here expecting Tinder. That's what Tinder is for! Not saying that it never happens here but that is not the sole purpose of this site. Just as you don't step in through the door of a party and walk up to the first girl and expect her to pay attention to you when she has a room filled to the brim with every conceivable man a woman could possibly want, it's the asme here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end"

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls."

Ever heard of snowballing before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

Ever heard of snowballing before?

"
I thought a snow ball was a drink at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

Ever heard of snowballing before?

"

Here we go...let the corrupting begin. No, and whilst you're at it, what is a snowflake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

Ever heard of snowballing before?

I thought a snow ball was a drink at Christmas

"

I shudder to think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive heard of edging and snowballing lol

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Essentially, treat ladies on here with dignity and respect and you might get somewhere.

I've started asking outright - what do you want? to cut through the bullshit and I'll tell them straight whether there's a chance. Amazing, I can end a conversation and crack on talking to people I enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive heard of edging and snowballing lol"

Ahh, heard of but do you know what they mean? I thought unicorns were mythical beasts until the other day when a conversation seemed to be going sideways on the misunderstanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentially, treat ladies on here with dignity and respect and you might get somewhere.

I've started asking outright - what do you want? to cut through the bullshit and I'll tell them straight whether there's a chance. Amazing, I can end a conversation and crack on talking to people I enjoy"

There you go chaps, see what I mean about learning from the Forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

Ever heard of snowballing before?

"

What? Are you just going to leave us hanging? Tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steps to win me on here:

Have photos on your profile.

Don’t overuse emojis, in fact don’t use them at all.

Have a sense of humour, self depreciating is good.

Good punctuation and grammar is hot, try and entice me with words.

Don’t get upset if I don’t reply, I’m probably not feeling it.

Don’t have to many close up flange photos, in the context of a body photo it’s fine, but it should be more in a supporting role rather than the star attraction.

Good luck ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually hate posts like this... win a woman like we are a prize... surely this is about mutual satisfaction and being the right person for each other??

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I find a fishing rod and a Ferrero Roche gets them nibbling. Failing that I talk to them the same as I would meeting them in a bar.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t like being wined and dined.

Three things work for me:

Chemistry

Humour

Filthy mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more the booby prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This probably wouldn't work for at least 3/5 of Steps and definitely not H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually hate posts like this... win a woman like we are a prize... surely this is about mutual satisfaction and being the right person for each other??"

I don't like when people give men advice on how to shag a woman either. If he is so incompetent it needs to be spelled out for him then I don't want to meet him.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I just fab the picture that says 'Fab the picture if you want to do the sex', works every time

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I actually hate posts like this... win a woman like we are a prize... surely this is about mutual satisfaction and being the right person for each other??

I don't like when people give men advice on how to shag a woman either. If he is so incompetent it needs to be spelled out for him then I don't want to meet him. "

Yes, this is a good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You win a woman? I thought you bought them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this post has pros and cons..can we have some peace and enjoy it

i just want a drink..saturday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just do what every other guy does and google a guy with a six pack and use it as your profile photo

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I won L by shooting all the targets at a travelling fair. It was a choice between her and a goldfish

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

You would need a big ladder to stand out from the crowd,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infinity Ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually hate posts like this... win a woman like we are a prize... surely this is about mutual satisfaction and being the right person for each other??"

Exactly, it’s such bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won L by shooting all the targets at a travelling fair. It was a choice between her and a goldfish "

Tough choice. Did you toss a coin?

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I won L by shooting all the targets at a travelling fair. It was a choice between her and a goldfish

Tough choice. Did you toss a coin?"

Certainly had a think about it

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I'd feel very uncomfortable about a fab meet wining and dining me tbh. I'd think hmm are they trying to get me d*unk so I'm not in as much control as I should be, or I'd be thinking are they going to assume that I owe them something sexual as they have spent a bit of money

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By *ull_circleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

"Steps to win me on here:

Have photos on your profile.

Don’t overuse emojis, in fact don’t use them at all.

Have a sense of humour, self depreciating is good.

Good punctuation and grammar is hot, try and entice me with words.

Don’t get upset if I don’t reply, I’m probably not feeling it.

Don’t have to many close up flange photos, in the context of a body photo it’s fine, but it should be more in a supporting role rather than the star attraction.

Good luck ladies

"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

"

Jeeeesus H. Christ

How to make this whole swinging thing sound like a slog

How about just treating people as people, seeing if there is an attraction, seeing if there is common ground and just taking it from there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right..im gna go and watch breaking bad again...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Here's a big tip from us.

Start your introductory message with "Hello" and then use the name of the person you are writing to as given in their profile.

It's so much more personal, friendly and considerate, but hardly anybody ever does it. It's so much better than launching straight into "Can I fuck you up the arse?"

Call me old-fashioned, but I at least think you should say hello to somebody you don't know before you tell them what manner of sexual deviance is running through your mind.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Win a woman? It isn't Hook a Duck..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I get a raffle ticket?

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane"

Then the obvious answer comes down to attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane

Then the obvious answer comes down to attraction

"

100% but it never gets mentioned on some profiles

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

what if you have read the profile, read on all points, sent a nice stand out message and yet it gets ignored or deleted

how is a guy supposed to work out what they want through a profile, i mean in life we have puzzles anyway..why do we need another puzzle in our lives..i mean sometimes i think at times..majority of them just waste time...i understand they get hundreds daily..but thats just my opinion

its insane

Then the obvious answer comes down to attraction

100% but it never gets mentioned on some profiles

"

Well although mentioned on mine , is it not common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won L by shooting all the targets at a travelling fair. It was a choice between her and a goldfish

Tough choice. Did you toss a coin?

Certainly had a think about it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a big tip from us.

Start your introductory message with "Hello" and then use the name of the person you are writing to as given in their profile.

It's so much more personal, friendly and considerate, but hardly anybody ever does it. It's so much better than launching straight into "Can I fuck you up the arse?"

Call me old-fashioned, but I at least think you should say hello to somebody you don't know before you tell them what manner of sexual deviance is running through your mind."

I love it when people use the name on my profile.

Last week my name was Bernard Mathews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I get a raffle ticket?

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Perhaps it's a rollover

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple. "

Very much this i've found

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Or just wear a dress and be handy with make up....oh and have lingerie they want to pinch from you and you're done.

It works for me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great advice op and I'd like to add bring cake everybody likes cake especially fab woman

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Cake you say? Tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to you replying to the comments Op, oh no you never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple.

Very much this i've found

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You’re fine anyway, you’ve got pictures confirming you’re confident with an iron for a start.

If you had pictures of you doing the recycling, pictures of you putting flat pack together, a picture of you doing the hoovering and a picture of you putting the toilet seat down, you’d truly be an unstoppable force.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps to win a woman on here

Ask them if they like Tgirl cock

The end

and this tart here was the one who taught me what Edging is. Look out for her, She is quite the corruptor of innocent souls.

Ever heard of snowballing before?

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Yep but on fab it's probably been redefined as "sniffing of a scrotum"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple.

Very much this i've found

You’re fine anyway, you’ve got pictures confirming you’re confident with an iron for a start.

If you had pictures of you doing the recycling, pictures of you putting flat pack together, a picture of you doing the hoovering and a picture of you putting the toilet seat down, you’d truly be an unstoppable force. "

. I've considered a hoovering pic for a while actually

For the record, I tend to let the toilet seat down after flushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is with these 'advice' posts recently?

Patronising or what.

Surely advice should be asked for not just given.

This is supposed to be fun not some idiotic rules handbook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with these 'advice' posts recently?

Patronising or what.

Surely advice should be asked for not just given.

This is supposed to be fun not some idiotic rules handbook

"

It’s the ‘do your homework’ bit that got me, fuck me, we have to do homework now, What’s her favourite colour, does she enjoy paintballing at the weekends, is she a libra or Scorpio, maybe she’s gluten free, ah fuck it, I’ll just have a wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are no steps.

she likes you and wants to meet or she doesnt. its as simple as that.

anything else is her being flaky and timewasting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with these 'advice' posts recently?

Patronising or what.

Surely advice should be asked for not just given.

This is supposed to be fun not some idiotic rules handbook

It’s the ‘do your homework’ bit that got me, fuck me, we have to do homework now, What’s her favourite colour, does she enjoy paintballing at the weekends, is she a libra or Scorpio, maybe she’s gluten free, ah fuck it, I’ll just have a wank! "

it's a safer option.

You might get detention if you don't know her birthstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frsit do one home work read a profile full be fore messsing her

Secound dont send a frist message come over suck my cock right now even on here most women wont ever message back

Third dont assume cos your taking to some one its going to lead for sure to the bedroom we swingers not sex worker

fourth Even on here a woman wants to be treated as a lady wined and dined and made to feel good abotu her self

Fith chat up a woman in the right away read verifys see from them how to message thsi women

Sixth a good hotel room or a you hosting or them hosting if better than car sex and out doors. Most over 30 will wnt that

seventh if you want to go to swinger club once they reopen work out which is the best day to take her not ever woman on here wants a gready grils event to go to

eigth is this to win woman remeber guiys there is 100 plus men to one woman on here you got to be like peacok get your feather out and get that woman to your feet but you have to work out what feathers she looking for

Nineth dont assume its going to right ehre and now there is not time scale to to this

Theth final one when a woman says no listen have respect and dont pester her

remember us women tlak to each other about bad apples and we remember what folk say

Now folk see if you can add to this list or agree with then or disgree with my list

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I'd rather get out the jergens and fleshlight lol fuck that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a prize so nobody can ‘win’ me. Makes me feel like a hook a duck game.

Also can’t take advice from someone who uses ‘lol’ let alone uses it 5 times in the same sentence.

To capture a woman’s attention you need to have pictures of yourself and she needs to be attracted to you.

When sending a first message be polite but send a face picture. If she finds you attractive, you’ll get a reply.

It really is that simple.

Very much this i've found

You’re fine anyway, you’ve got pictures confirming you’re confident with an iron for a start.

If you had pictures of you doing the recycling, pictures of you putting flat pack together, a picture of you doing the hoovering and a picture of you putting the toilet seat down, you’d truly be an unstoppable force. "

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