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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what else can we do on a Friday night in lockdown but have a virtual party?

I need to dance, drink and laugh. I've got my heels on and my best dress, my ladies are here (they'll show

) so who's joining us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ready here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed to impress here

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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I’m here with gin and coconut oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you bloody angel, I just want some fun on here tonight.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here, I will d*unk and dancing on my own in a corner singing the wrong words to songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil. "

Is the coconut oil to rub on your boobs Lorraine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum. Who’s got rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil. "

Mixed together?

Sounds vile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am here, I will d*unk and dancing on my own in a corner singing the wrong words to songs

Can I join you on that corner?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've got 2 boxes of Buds if I'm welcome??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum. Who’s got rum?

Me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum. Who’s got rum?

Me!!!! "

Very good, I’m with you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil. "

Looking gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All ready here"

Let's go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh you bloody angel, I just want some fun on here tonight.

Her x"

Happy to help, I need some fun too. Wanna dance?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m here with gin and coconut oil.

Is the coconut oil to rub on your boobs Lorraine?

It’s for the after party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil.

Mixed together?

Sounds vile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got 2 boxes of Buds if I'm welcome??"

Everyone is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

Already gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on the dance floor drinking cocktails if that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

I have a caseful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you bloody angel, I just want some fun on here tonight.

Her x

Happy to help, I need some fun too. Wanna dance?

Woohoo love to dance, get up ladies and join us

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

I have a caseful

My hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil.

Is the coconut oil to rub on your boobs Lorraine?

I would love to be in that corner watching Lily run the coconut oil on Lorraines boobs

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

Already gone

Ladies.....I brought a case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

I have a caseful

My hero

You know it beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

Already gone

FFS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic waiting for the onslaught

Ooo save me a Gin! Incandescent is going to polish off all my Rum at this rate

Already gone

Ladies.....I brought a case. "

You're an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be on the dance floor drinking cocktails if that's ok

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh you bloody angel, I just want some fun on here tonight.

Her x

Happy to help, I need some fun too. Wanna dance?

Woohoo love to dance, get up ladies and join us

Her x"

They'll join once they see us shaking our bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here with gin and coconut oil.

Is the coconut oil to rub on your boobs Lorraine?

I would love to be in that corner watching Lily run the coconut oil on Lorraines boobs

Done and done.

Enjoy the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here, I will d*unk and dancing on my own in a corner singing the wrong words to songs

Can I join you on that corner?

Come on over to my corner so I can tell you how beautiful you are and how much I love you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. This week I’ve really struggled because I need to go out and dance. As soon as I hear music I can’t sit still (I probably should go to the docs about that actually). Dancing around my living room just isn’t the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. This week I’ve really struggled because I need to go out and dance. As soon as I hear music I can’t sit still (I probably should go to the docs about that actually). Dancing around my living room just isn’t the same "

We will dance together! It will be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy! "

What song first?... how about tina Turner nutbush City limits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am here, I will d*unk and dancing on my own in a corner singing the wrong words to songs

Can I join you on that corner?

Come on over to my corner so I can tell you how beautiful you are and how much I love you haha "

Haha! How much you had to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy!

What song first?... how about tina Turner nutbush City limits?"

Omg I’m in! And tossing my hair ready!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?"

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy!

What song first?... how about tina Turner nutbush City limits?"

Yessssss!!! *Starts flopping about like a funky chicken*

Narrator - Shelley thinks she looks amazing, but the others are wondering if she needs an ambulance there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X"

Sounds good to me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy!

What song first?... how about tina Turner nutbush City limits?

Yessssss!!! *Starts flopping about like a funky chicken*

Narrator - Shelley thinks she looks amazing, but the others are wondering if she needs an ambulance there

We’ll get St Johns on stand by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We will dance together! It will be fun

Oh you’ve made my dancing feet very happy!

What song first?... how about tina Turner nutbush City limits?

Yessssss!!! *Starts flopping about like a funky chicken*

Narrator - Shelley thinks she looks amazing, but the others are wondering if she needs an ambulance there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X"

Much better plan xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

Sounds good to me xx"

Neither of you can... we are partying and not being quiet.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Old school rap but fun to dance to...

LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

Sounds good to me xx"

Wine good by you? I have white, rose and red because I’m a greedy wee thing! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?"

No you may not. Get out here and dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

Sounds good to me xx

Wine good by you? I have white, rose and red because I’m a greedy wee thing! X"

That's not greedy, it's organised!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in "

Grab a drink and come dance or there's a party going in in the corner if you want.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!"

I'm coming!

*Kicks off her shoes too, stacks it and lands straight in Lor's boobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!

I'm coming!

*Kicks off her shoes too, stacks it and lands straight in Lor's boobs*

Mmmmmm Lor's boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

Sounds good to me xx

Wine good by you? I have white, rose and red because I’m a greedy wee thing! X

That's not greedy, it's organised!

I’ll accept organised too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?

No. I’ll sit next to you and keep you company while WE drink too much. X

Sounds good to me xx

Wine good by you? I have white, rose and red because I’m a greedy wee thing! X

That's not greedy, it's organised!

I’ll accept organised too

You have the most beautiful hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!

I'm coming!

*Kicks off her shoes too, stacks it and lands straight in Lor's boobs*

Mmmmmm Lor's boobs "

One each?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!

I'm coming!

*Kicks off her shoes too, stacks it and lands straight in Lor's boobs*

Booby hugs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone’s invited. Where’s CG, Sir olovingman,

LET’S DANCE.

* Lorraine kicks off her shoes and dances across the floor.

WHOOOOO!!!!

I'm coming!

*Kicks off her shoes too, stacks it and lands straight in Lor's boobs*

Booby hugs.

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the men?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I sit in the corner and silently drink too much please?"

No!!! Come and play, I mean dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps? "

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hi ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see if I can lure one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll see if I can lure one in

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that. "

You're magic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

Hey gorgeous

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps? "

I invited everyone.....in fact we may need a bigger room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi ladies!

Evening

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Love the opportunity to put on a little sparkly dress on and do some flirting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps?

I invited everyone.....in fact we may need a bigger room.

The one with the bed in the middle?

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that. "

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps?

I invited everyone.....in fact we may need a bigger room.

The one with the bed in the middle? "

How did you know?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening i will be on the dance floor shaking ma ass

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi ladies!

Evening

Good Evening Sparkles! See magic is real...it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

You

Nutter with a capital N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

Hey gorgeous

Hey Lady Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi ladies!

Evening

Good Evening Sparkles! See magic is real...it works!

Yes it does

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG"

I'd love to Lorraine. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?"

We're just getting started

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor."

Think I'll need a few tequila's before I start dancing... I'll join you at the bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening i will be on the dance floor shaking ma ass

Nice one, I may be over there, perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I think we are too scary for them. Shall I hide the broomsticks, see if it helps?

I invited everyone.....in fact we may need a bigger room.

The one with the bed in the middle?

How did you know?

Well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

You

Nutter with a capital N

Nutella?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in and wearing as many sparkles as I can

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor.

Think I'll need a few tequila's before I start dancing... I'll join you at the bar!"

* Sets up shots of Patron with lime and salt.

Let’s do this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im the only one doing the macarenna, hey macarenna

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG

I'd love to Lorraine. Xx "

You’re a great dancer CG. Would you like a shot of tequila?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and wearing as many sparkles as I can

Nicely done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im the only one doing the macarenna, hey macarenna

I got distracted by Tequila and boobs

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"im the only one doing the macarenna, hey macarenna

We’re doing tequila shots. Would you like one or four?

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor.

Think I'll need a few tequila's before I start dancing... I'll join you at the bar!

* Sets up shots of Patron with lime and salt.

Let’s do this!!"

1..2..3..go! ah yes that hit the spot! Very sexy seductive lick of the salt on your wrist!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor.

Think I'll need a few tequila's before I start dancing... I'll join you at the bar!

* Sets up shots of Patron with lime and salt.

Let’s do this!!

1..2..3..go! ah yes that hit the spot! Very sexy seductive lick of the salt on your wrist!"

*Raises glass. Prost!!!!

AGAIN.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the men?

I can speak with a deep voice if it helps

You

Nutter with a capital N

Nutella?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im the only one doing the macarenna, hey macarenna

We’re doing tequila shots. Would you like one or four?"
lets be sensible, four

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi ladies!

See! Look at that.

I felt a mysterious tingly feeling calling in my lacey knickers!

What can I get you to drink. Everyone else is on the dance floor.

Think I'll need a few tequila's before I start dancing... I'll join you at the bar!

* Sets up shots of Patron with lime and salt.

Let’s do this!!

1..2..3..go! ah yes that hit the spot! Very sexy seductive lick of the salt on your wrist!

*Raises glass. Prost!!!!

AGAIN....."

My round! i'll rack 'em up! then my dancing shoes might start feeling more active!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG

I'd love to Lorraine. Xx

You’re a great dancer CG. Would you like a shot of tequila?"

Can i sip it from your belly button?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG

I'd love to Lorraine. Xx

You’re a great dancer CG. Would you like a shot of tequila?

Can i sip it from your belly button? "

Yep.

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started"

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved.

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over a year ago

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved."

We got vol oo vonts, I think they are mushroom ones

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over a year ago

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved."

Errr you have to touch my dangly think first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved."

Over there, watch your step, I think there's people under the table

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Where are the men?

Oh thanks.

I'll get me coat.

Come dance with me CG

I'd love to Lorraine. Xx

You’re a great dancer CG. Would you like a shot of tequila?

Can i sip it from your belly button?

Yep. "

You drip it onto your body and I'll lick it off.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"im the only one doing the macarenna, hey macarenna

We’re doing tequila shots. Would you like one or four?lets be sensible, four

Here you go! I’ll race you. Lets see who finished first.

3,2,1 GO!!

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved.

Over there, watch your step, I think there's people under the table

Oh. not where I parked my bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narrator - Shelley rummages about in her bag for the Grimsters pastie she bought en route from Blackpool

Might be a bit fluffy mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we make this a clothed female naked male party ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved.

Over there, watch your step, I think there's people under the table

Oh. not where I parked my bike?"

They may be using the seat

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

We may need more tequila and limes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We may need more tequila and limes

Tescos are making a delivery in 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine can you grab my willie

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"We may need more tequila and limes

Tescos are making a delivery in 10 minutes. "

Yeahhhhhhh.

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"sorry I'm late.. missed anything?

We're just getting started

Great. Where are the nibbles? I'm starved.

Over there, watch your step, I think there's people under the table

Oh. not where I parked my bike?

They may be using the seat

which one? it's a tandem.

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"We may need more tequila and limes

Tescos are making a delivery in 10 minutes.

Yeahhhhhhh."

perfect timing for a delivery dare.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels."

...and hoarding all the Tesco's delivery

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

...and hoarding all the Tesco's delivery

Sorry. The delivery guy wants a tip and my hands are full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels."

What? Us? I dropped an earring, she was helping

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

...and hoarding all the Tesco's delivery

Sorry. The delivery guy wants a tip and my hands are full."

A good tip would be to help out

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

i go to virtual partys sometimes until 4 its hard to leave when you cant find the door

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

What? Us? I dropped an earring, she was helping

Down her cleavage ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

What? Us? I dropped an earring, she was helping

Let me guess - you think its at the bottom of the bottle.

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over a year ago

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

What? Us? I dropped an earring, she was helping

Down her cleavage ?

How did you know?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"NARRATOR: Lorraine is looking fir Sparkles and Lily. Finds them under a table sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels.

What? Us? I dropped an earring, she was helping

Down her cleavage ?

How did you know?

I’ve used that line before.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!! "
Whoo hooo shimmy shimmy shammy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!! Whoo hooo shimmy shimmy shammy

Everyone’s gone home. Would you like to come over for a drink? Maybe some breakfast?

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By *ardytomMan
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!! Whoo hooo shimmy shimmy shammy

Everyone’s gone home. Would you like to come over for a drink? Maybe some breakfast?"

still a few people under the tables apparently

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over a year ago

"Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!! Whoo hooo shimmy shimmy shammy

Everyone’s gone home. Would you like to come over for a drink? Maybe some breakfast?"
Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink in hand ready to boogie

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Turn the music up!!!!

LETS PARTY!! Whoo hooo shimmy shimmy shammy

Everyone’s gone home. Would you like to come over for a drink? Maybe some breakfast?Absolutely

A late breakfast ?

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