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"Burbon and Canadian dry ginger make it a double " plus ice .. and single ginger  | |||
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"Burbon and Canadian dry ginger make it a double " Double for you handsome, I know how you like it..  | |||
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"I've not had baileys in a while so.... line em up if you'd be so kind "3 on the bar for you beautiful, Hope you're having a good day x | |||
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"Vodka, lime cordial topped up with water please. Double up? Yes please. Can I have 2? As its needed "Rule of 3 seems popular, 3 for you pretty lady xxx | |||
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"Tegelia, tecuila, tacecla, ah just give me a gin "So.... 3 tequilas and a large gin coming up! Let's not make you choose! | |||
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"Burbon and Canadian dry ginger make it a double plus ice .. and single ginger "Good choice x pours a double * | |||
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"A round for the bar and I’ll have a double Macallen please." A woman of taste and generosity! Welcome.. slides over a double* x | |||
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine "You absolutely may xxx Welcome | |||
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine
You absolutely may xxx
Welcome "Yay! Thank you
Where do we stand on pork scratchings?
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine
You absolutely may xxx
Welcome
Yay! Thank you
Where do we stand on pork scratchings?
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"A round for the bar and I’ll have a double Macallen please. A woman of taste and generosity! Welcome.. slides over a double* x" Perfect drink, thank you. | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please" Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X | |||
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine
You absolutely may xxx
Welcome
Yay! Thank you
Where do we stand on pork scratchings?
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Absolutely, your wish is my command x "Much obliged, a lovely end to the week x | |||
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"I'll have a Johnny Walker please "Oh one of my personal favourites.. blue, black or red? X | |||
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"A round for the bar and I’ll have a double Macallen please. A woman of taste and generosity! Welcome.. slides over a double* x Perfect drink, thank you. "Most welcome xx *slides over another cheeky double | |||
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"Evening " Evening x What are you drinking? My treat | |||
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"Mulled Wine please. Its nippy here. "An autumnal classic, Here you go x | |||
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"I’ll have an Old Fashioned please "Great choice, double of course! X | |||
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"I'll have a Johnny Walker please
Oh one of my personal favourites.. blue, black or red? X"Black please lovely | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X" Yes thanks fill it up x | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) " TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!  | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X Yes thanks fill it up x" Happy to oblige xx | |||
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"I'll have a Johnny Walker please
Oh one of my personal favourites.. blue, black or red? X
Black please lovely"Yes! Excellent choice x | |||
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"I’ll have an Old Fashioned please
Great choice, double of course! X"Oh for sure, thank you lovely | |||
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"It’s Friday “Bollinger” time to celebrate ?? " Pops* pours and smiles* | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side! "Oh no, recipe for disaster with my merlot! | |||
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"I'll have a vodka lime and lemonade and the Mr would like a Baileys and milk please "Doubles for you both you lovely pair x | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
Oh no, recipe for disaster with my merlot!"Tis Friday, let your hair down hun xx | |||
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"Double vodka and diet and a black sambuca on the side please I dont want to remember anything in the morning " Your wish is my command x *slides over 6 shots and a very large vodka x | |||
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"I'd love a nice cold lager. "Pull up a chair, It's ice cold, your favourite and on tap x | |||
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"I'd love a nice cold lager.
Pull up a chair,
It's ice cold, your favourite and on tap x"I knew I'd like you. | |||
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"I'd love a nice cold lager.
Pull up a chair,
It's ice cold, your favourite and on tap x
I knew I'd like you. "*winks and walks away with an extra wiggle xx | |||
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"I'd love a nice cold lager.
Pull up a chair,
It's ice cold, your favourite and on tap x
I knew I'd like you.
*winks and walks away with an extra wiggle xx"Ooft. Shake it baby, shake it.... | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side! "You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party  | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X Yes thanks fill it up x" Top up? X | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party "Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x | |||
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"Double vodka and diet and a black sambuca on the side please I dont want to remember anything in the morning Your wish is my command x *slides over 6 shots and a very large vodka x"  I'll come here again | |||
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"Shots anyone?? " I thought you'd never ask. | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson" Very nice, a double of course x | |||
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"I can highly recommend the Sambuca "I'll pass thanks... Baaaadd experien ce.  | |||
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"Double vodka and diet and a black sambuca on the side please I dont want to remember anything in the morning Your wish is my command x *slides over 6 shots and a very large vodka x I'll come here again "You'd be most welcome anytime x | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x " Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. | |||
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"Just a for me with ice and a slice please " it won't let me use the word a cola | |||
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"Just a for me with ice and a slice please " Sorry honey, not sure what that is so large Gin? X | |||
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"Mulled Wine please. Its nippy here.
An autumnal classic,
Here you go x"Very kind. Bottoms Up  | |||
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"Just a for me with ice and a slice please it won't let me use the word a cola " I'll try pepsi instead | |||
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"Just a for me with ice and a slice please it won't let me use the word a cola " Ha ha ha really lol large coca cola coming up | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. " Indeed we do, We're very well stocked | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. Indeed we do, We're very well stocked "Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night. | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night. " | |||
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"Mulled Wine please. Its nippy here.
An autumnal classic,
Here you go x
Very kind. Bottoms Up "My favourite
Slides over another* | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party
Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x "Love a table dance, I once worked in an O’Neills bar many moons ago where we had to dance on the bar & encourage everyone else to dance on the tables... MORE TEQUILAS PLEASE MY EXCELLENT BAR LADY I THINK ITS LOOKING LIKE A PROPER PARTY NIGHT! | |||
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party
Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x
Love a table dance,
I once worked in an O’Neills bar many moons ago where we had to dance on the bar & encourage everyone else to dance on the tables...
MORE TEQUILAS PLEASE MY EXCELLENT BAR LADY I THINK ITS LOOKING LIKE A PROPER PARTY NIGHT! "*racks them up.. TEQUILA! who's got the salt? | |||
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"ANOUCEMENT!!! Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? " Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,. | |||
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"ANOUCEMENT!!! Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,." Good plan! Seconded. *pours more shots* | |||
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"ANOUCEMENT!!! Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,." Goes back into the kitchen and grabs the barmaids bum | |||
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"ANOUCEMENT!!! Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,. Goes back into the kitchen and grabs the barmaids bum "Good man | |||
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"ANOUCEMENT!!! Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,. Good plan! Seconded. *pours more shots* "He’s well trained, go you | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses "Are you ready to dance on the bar yet?? | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??"But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx"I’m not a dancing man but if you’d be so kind as to top me up I’ll greatly enjoy the show | |||
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) " I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx
I’m not a dancing man but if you’d be so kind as to top me up I’ll greatly enjoy the show "Pours another old fashioned xx | |||
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"Tequila please, forget the shot glasses, I'll just take the bottle. " *Hands over the bottle and helps you up onto the dancing tables! | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx"I’m not wearing panties either, we may gather some friends who are not offended by us dancing knickerless dancing ladies?? | |||
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. " And does it my good sir? | |||
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx
I’m not wearing panties either, we may gather some friends who are not offended by us dancing knickerless dancing ladies??
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. And does it my good sir? "It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?' | |||
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'"Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X | |||
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"Tequila please, forget the shot glasses, I'll just take the bottle. " Ooh please join us for a drink, you’re our kinda girl... | |||
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"Blue Lagoon cocktail if your offering "2 blue lagoons coming right up lovelies, sparklers and cherries! | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X Yes thanks fill it up x Top up? X" Please and hope you will join me in a tequila shot too | |||
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'
Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X"I think we better order a lot more. | |||
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X Yes thanks fill it up x Top up? X Please and hope you will join me in a tequila shot too " Oh for sure *cracks open another bottle | |||
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"Just a nice Italian red please. Working tomorrow so don't want to overdo it. "Just one bottle then. | |||
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"What are we getting Chunky? Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) I bought a bottle of this new stuff. Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'
Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X
I think we better order a lot more. " | |||
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"Just a nice Italian red please. Working tomorrow so don't want to overdo it. "Oh nice choice, pours a perfect red* | |||
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"Negroni please, barkeep. "Hey there gorgeous, welcome
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"Jameson and ginger for me please " An excellent choice.. Pours a generous double* | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night.
"Double Redbreast please... Neat if you please good lady. | |||
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"Just a nice Italian red please. Working tomorrow so don't want to overdo it.
Oh nice choice, pours a perfect red*"Thank you, will sit and enjoy it before drifting off into slumber. | |||
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"Whiskey please, Jameson Very nice, a double of course x Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice. Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night.
Double Redbreast please... Neat if you please good lady. "I do please.. here you are xxx | |||
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"Just a nice Italian red please. Working tomorrow so don't want to overdo it.
Oh nice choice, pours a perfect red*
Thank you, will sit and enjoy it before drifting off into slumber. "Perfect end to the week x | |||
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