FabSwingers.com forum: Hot Tub party # 22 WHAT THE F*%K HAPPENED

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well Folks what happened... Don't ask me things went South....

WOOKIE APPARENTLY MARRIED CINDY AND THE HOOKED UP WITH THE CUTE CHICK WHO APPARENTLY HAS A SHORT ARSE....

ALL HAD FUN AT PARTIES... HEARD THERES PICTURES FLOATING AROUND ...

AND Maddies HEART WAS BROKEN...

... SO SHE PUT ON HER BEAUTIFUL DRESS ,TO DIE FOR HEELS... STOCKINGS ,GARTERS AND BEAUTIFUL VEIL... MAKEUP ON POINT ,HAIR UPDO SOFT FRENCH TWIST , STRAY CURLS AND .... POUTY LIPS IN PLACE....

DOES HER HAIR TOSS...

CHECKS HER NAILS...

NARRATOR: MADDIE HOW YOU FEELING...

MR .NARRATOR I'M FEELING GOOD AS HELL ...

So here is where she walks to the Nearest Bar... not too far because it is Vegas Baby....

And there my friends she sits and throws a few back... and waits for someone to walk through that door .... Wonder who it's going to be......

CHEERS

TO BE CONTINUED........

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Maddie!!! I'm here! Don't be sad! You look amazing.

Come on. Partayyyyyyyy!!! Xxx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

Maddie, now there's an offer you can't refuse. Who needs a Wookie when you've a Chillout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

I'm in a Bar currently waiting to be whisked away to party it off ... Don't worry I will get my Happy Ending .

And you Mr. secret Super Hero are a total sweetheart... thanks.

I totally know you are now so ... you can quit hiding it

(live)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

I'm in a Bar currently waiting to be whisked away to party it off ... Don't worry I will get my Happy Ending .

And you Mr. secret Super Hero are a total sweetheart... thanks.

I totally know you are now so ... you can quit hiding it

(live)"

Ugggh stupid emojis ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look absolutely enchanting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

Maddie, now there's an offer you can't refuse. Who needs a Wookie when you've a Chillout?

Ummm yea I know Beautiful RIGHT... whoa that was a close one... Damn good thing he didn't offer right...

And I DO ADORE THE WOOKIE BUT HES IN LOVE WITH THAT LITTLE ASS ONE .. GEEZ I THOUGHT HE LIKED MY ASS...YIU NEVER REALLY KNOW SOMEONE...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a very beautiful arse you have, my dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dear...."

Ohhh Hi my Dear Miles... we don't need the horse drawn Cinderella Carriage anymore ...I canceled it ... See the little red corvette out there.... I'm driving off in that later....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a very beautiful arse you have, my dear."

Ummmm yea thanks... it's the dress

...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

Maddie, now there's an offer you can't refuse. Who needs a Wookie when you've a Chillout?

Ummm yea I know Beautiful RIGHT... whoa that was a close one... Damn good thing he didn't offer right...

And I DO ADORE THE WOOKIE BUT HES IN LOVE WITH THAT LITTLE ASS ONE .. GEEZ I THOUGHT HE LIKED MY ASS...YIU NEVER REALLY KNOW SOMEONE...

[Radio] here's a special note for a beautiful lady called Maddie. Please save a seat for your wookie - he still loves you and wants you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, I see. Msy I ride along?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel you are in need of a shoulder during the journey.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ah, I see. Msy I ride along?"
definitely. These 2 girls sucking my cock is distracting whike im trying to fly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookie staggers in to the bar half baked by the sun and shouts maddies at the top of his voice falls to the floor completely exhausted mumbling maddie it's you its only you and always you before he passes out from the strain of the desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a very beautiful arse you have, my dear.

Ummmm yea thanks... it's the dress

...

I shall take your word for it as I have not seen you arse naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maddie!!! I'm here! Don't be sad! You look amazing.

Come on. Partayyyyyyyy!!! Xxx"

Hi Goregous.... well i'm not anymore ... Im 2 shots in and just bought the bar shots on Wookie....

Sit have a drink with me Goregous... I'd take your company any day of the week ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a very beautiful arse you have, my dear.

Ummmm yea thanks... it's the dress

...

I shall take your word for it as I have not seen you arse naked."

You will note that I keep mine well hidden behind my tails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heartbreak sucks (crying)

Party it off

Maddie, now there's an offer you can't refuse. Who needs a Wookie when you've a Chillout?

Ummm yea I know Beautiful RIGHT... whoa that was a close one... Damn good thing he didn't offer right...

And I DO ADORE THE WOOKIE BUT HES IN LOVE WITH THAT LITTLE ASS ONE .. GEEZ I THOUGHT HE LIKED MY ASS...YIU NEVER REALLY KNOW SOMEONE...

[Radio] here's a special note for a beautiful lady called Maddie. Please save a seat for your wookie - he still loves you and wants you back. "

*** SIGHS LOUDLY EVERYONE IN THE THREAD HEARS IT***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, I see. Msy I ride along?definitely. These 2 girls sucking my cock is distracting whike im trying to fly.

Then I shall have to entice them with mine whilst you focus on flying.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Radio announcement]

A soecial note for Maddie - Wookie gas just been dropped off at the,bar and eagerly awaits your smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wookie staggers in to the bar half baked by the sun and shouts maddies at the top of his voice falls to the floor completely exhausted mumbling maddie it's you its only you and always you before he passes out from the strain of the desert

Ohhhhhnooooooooo

Wookie... Maddie jumps from the bar and gives him CPR ... BECAUSE THIS STORY DOES NOT END WITH HIM DYING ON HER....

THE GOREGOUS RED CALL 911 AND SPLASHES WATER ON HIM....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ohhhhhnooooooooo

Wookie... Maddie jumps from the bar and gives him CPR ... BECAUSE THIS STORY DOES NOT END WITH HIM DYING ON HER....

THE GOREGOUS RED CALL 911 AND SPLASHES WATER ON HIM...."

Sit on his face - that will revive him better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel you are in need of a shoulder during the journey."

I adore you for offering my noble knight but .... I think I'm going to be ok...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come along old chap, stiff upper lip. It was only a bit of sun. Up you get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel you are in need of a shoulder during the journey.

I adore you for offering my noble knight but .... I think I'm going to be ok...

It seems so. You are already partying with the girls!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, I see. Msy I ride along?definitely. These 2 girls sucking my cock is distracting whike im trying to fly.

Then I shall have to entice them with mine whilst you focus on flying."

CG has placed me in charge of you ladies whilst he is flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookie sees a bright light and bounces calling his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

**** STOP NOW ***THIS WAS THE FUTURE... IT HAPPENED BUT NEW PLOT TWIST WONKO CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE... IS THERE ANYTHING HE CANT DO ***

NARRATOR: SO NOW CHILLOUT IS NOT EXPOSED AS THE SECRET SUPERHERO HE IS.... MADDIES FUTURE IS CHANGED.... SO HIS SECRET IS SAFE...

NARRATOR AGAIN: MADDIE THINKS TO HERSELF WELL HELL THAT WAS MY ONE CHANCE TOO HOOKUP WITH CHILLOUT

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

Always on the lookout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

You are so naughty I love it...

Hey But did you see the hottie with the nice hands and arms double ooft ooft.... And omg that Dark beard .... and tattoos ... Hes MINE.... if ... well you know Red .... the other doesn't work out !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

Always on the lookout.

I know ... she's got no shame Darling... wink wink ... I'm thew sweet innocent one after all...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

But I don’t have muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

But I don’t have muscles

Passes over a Can of Spinage then slides back into the corner and sips some Rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind Chillout! Have you SEEN the Firefighters and Medics that answered my 911 call. And the cops ( handcuffs )

I wanted to make sure we had all eventualities covered......

Oooft!

That silver fox with the muscles & cute smile is miiiiine

But I don’t have muscles

FIDDLES I TRULY ADORE RED, I MEAN COME ON I MARRIED HER. BUT FORGET HER FIR RIGHT NOW...

PLEASE SAVE THE BRIDE AND TAKE ME AWAY from here like right now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bride Looks around for the Cowboy who never showed up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bride looks around again For her Sweet Naughty Tony ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And once again WHERE THE HELL IS JIMMY ... MADDIE THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WOULD SHOW UP ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

RUM GUY DIDN'T EVEN OFFER...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And SEXY SECRET SUPERHERO CHILLOUT DIDN'T EVEN COME BACK...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HELL STORMTROOPER DIDN'T EVEN TRY....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And FIDDLES ONLY CAME FOR RED...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"HELL STORMTROOPER DIDN'T EVEN TRY....

You're the bride to be of my wingman. Even i have boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But SWeet Miles checked on me so he gets a Lovely Shout out....

MILES You ARE THE BEST...

#thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HELL STORMTROOPER DIDN'T EVEN TRY....

You're the bride to be of my wingman. Even i have boundaries.

AWWW STORMTROOPER YOU ARE THE BEST WINGMAN (love ) Wookie is very lucky....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I got stuck in the fallout thread ... hello chaps... how's it all going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking like Wookie came for me though and straight from The Desert too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got stuck in the fallout thread ... hello chaps... how's it all going?

Hey you packed yet.... and leaves tonight ...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"And FIDDLES ONLY CAME FOR RED...

Fiddles ALWAYS comes got Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits in the other thread to perform the ceremony*

*is getting slightly cranky*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RUM GUY DIDN'T EVEN OFFER...

Oh how remiss of me,there must be some way to get back into your good graces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking like Wookie came for me though and straight from The Desert too

"
that's because I love you maddie

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Looking like Wookie came for me though and straight from The Desert too

that's because I love you maddie

She loves you too. And the rest of the wedding party. Lol

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha "

The wedding party is too blummin' p@ssed to know which thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are.me and maddie still gonna get hitched or did I die in that bar???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha "

Yep 2 Goregous

I've been confused all day too !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking like Wookie came for me though and straight from The Desert too

that's because I love you maddie

She loves you too. And the rest of the wedding party. Lol "

I DO TRULY.... EVERYONE OF YOU... LET'S JUST ALL STAY BEST FRIENDS....MARRIAGE IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER.... GREAT IDEA STORMTROOPER.... LETS HAVE A FRIENDS FOREVER CEREMONY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha

The wedding party is too blummin' p@ssed to know which thread

We could have a big party

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha

The wedding party is too blummin' p@ssed to know which thread

We could have a big party

Yes! Another party

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Wait!.... we have 2 threads going at once

I'm so confused haha

The wedding party is too blummin' p@ssed to know which thread

We could have a big party

Ooh yes, I love that idea x

Yes! Another party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HEY LETS HAVE A FLIRT PARTY $-

I STAY OUT TO LATE.....

I GOT NOTHIN IN MY BRAIN

THATS WHAT PEOPLE SAY ....

MMM-MMMM MMM-MMM

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY

I GO ON TO MANY DATES....

BUT I CANT MAKE EM STAY

MMMM-MMMM

THATS WHAT PEOPLE SAY...

MMM-MMM MMM-MMM

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY

MMM'MMM MMM-MMM

BUT I keep crusing... can't stop

WONT STOP MOVING.....

It's like I got this music in my mind say it's gonna be alright...

CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY,PLAY,PLAY PLAY ....

AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE,HATE HATE....HATE..

BABY I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE ,SHAKE ,SHAKE ,SHAKE....

SHAKE IT OFF... SHAKE IT OFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just be in my quiet corner enjoying watching the flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*is on a plane home having royally fucked this up*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*is on a plane home having royally fucked this up*"

Stop Wonko you didn't do anything wrong . YOU WERE MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL THESE THREADS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello"

Hello Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quiet in here"

I think this is it till the next Shenanigan . I wanted to at least close them out ...

But we had one hell of a run!!

I mean 22 ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But your suit still looks great and it held up well !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's time to end the party and flirting Madison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But your suit still looks great and it held up well !!

Thank you Madison

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's time to end the party and flirting Madison."

Oh this party might be over ... but there will be another . And you WILL FIND ME THERE SMILING ... LAUGHING...DANCING AND FLIRTING!!

NO DOUBTS ABOUT THAT!!!

Have a safe flight back to FAB LAND Miles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farewell Madison.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farewell Madison."

FAREWELL MILES!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I know......

Lets have a garden party with a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know......

Lets have a garden party with a hot tub.

Yes let's Stormtrooper... I've had enough of Vegas

Wanna ride back in my Little Red Corvette

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I know......

Lets have a garden party with a hot tub.

Yes let's Stormtrooper... I've had enough of Vegas

Wanna ride back in my Little Red Corvette

I'd rather ride your arse, but yeah ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know......

Lets have a garden party with a hot tub.

Yes let's Stormtrooper... I've had enough of Vegas

Wanna ride back in my Little Red Corvette

I'd rather ride your arse, but yeah ok.

Lol...0h what will I ever do with you .... so you pick the sing we speed out of Vegas to Babbbby...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 27/11/20 21:16:25]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Road to Hell - Chris Rea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Road to Hell - Chris Rea"

Hell yes .... You ready ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Take it easy eagles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take it easy eagles

Oh yea song #2 my Friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about a little Pat Benatar

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Road to Hell - Chris Rea

Hell yes .... You ready ....

i've got my sunglasses, my bag, a classic car, a beautiful lady and a hard on - so yeah, I'm ready.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Wheres rum guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe what we all need is a break and gather again for Christmas party??

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe what we all need is a break and gather again for Christmas party??

Just a thought

That sounds wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Road to Hell - Chris Rea

Hell yes .... You ready ....

i've got my sunglasses, my bag, a classic car, a beautiful lady and a hard on - so yeah, I'm ready.

Come on then ...... lets go trouble.....

PEACE OUT VEGAS BABBBBBBY....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How about a little Pat Benatar

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Put up your dukes & let's get down to it!

Love a bit of Benatar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take it easy eagles

Come on Sir Olovingman... we are getting the hell outta dodge.... your EAGLES SONG IN APPROPRIATE I THINK FOR OUR EXIT ....

WELL I'M A RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD TRYING TO LOOSEN MY LOAD .... I GOT SEVEN WOMEN ON MY MIND...

4 THAT WANNA OWN ME....

2 THAT WANNA STONE ME..

1 SAYS SHES A FRIEND OF MINE..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe journey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a little Pat Benatar

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Put up your dukes & let's get down to it!

Love a bit of Benatar x"

WELL YOUR A REAL TOUGH COOKIE WITH A LONG HISTORY ....

OF BREAKING LITTLE HEARTS LIKE THE ONE IN ME......

THAT'S OK LETS SEE HOW YOU DO IT..

PUT UP YOUR DUKES LETS GET DOWN TO IT....

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ...

Why don't you hit me with your Best Shot.....

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ...

FIRE AWAY.....

I love that song ... straight from memory

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Stormtrooper and Sir Olovingman....I should probably let you guys know your about to be on a 5 day road trip concert featuring ME

BUCKLE UP BOYS ITS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum "

Ok ok Goregous as soon as he answers my word game ... I will tell him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Safe journey"

Thanks Miles you too!!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum

Ok ok Goregous as soon as he answers my word game ... I will tell him

You absolute beaut

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How about a little Pat Benatar

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Put up your dukes & let's get down to it!

Love a bit of Benatar x

WELL YOUR A REAL TOUGH COOKIE WITH A LONG HISTORY ....

OF BREAKING LITTLE HEARTS LIKE THE ONE IN ME......

THAT'S OK LETS SEE HOW YOU DO IT..

PUT UP YOUR DUKES LETS GET DOWN TO IT....

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ...

Why don't you hit me with your Best Shot.....

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ...

FIRE AWAY.....

I love that song ... straight from memory

Love it. I'm singing it with you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum

Ok ok Goregous as soon as he answers my word game ... I will tell him

You absolute beaut

Nawwww thats YOU ... I'm just kinda cute and kinda Bubbly

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum

Ok ok Goregous as soon as he answers my word game ... I will tell him

You absolute beaut

Nawwww thats YOU ... I'm just kinda cute and kinda Bubbly

And that's the best kind of person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hi Goregous... I just saw your Rum guy in the games section

Tell him to get his butt in here I'm waiting for more rum

Ok ok Goregous as soon as he answers my word game ... I will tell him

You absolute beaut

Nawwww thats YOU ... I'm just kinda cute and kinda Bubbly

And that's the best kind of person

You are just the sweetest Goregous!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hey Stormtrooper and Sir Olovingman....I should probably let you guys know your about to be on a 5 day road trip concert featuring ME

BUCKLE UP BOYS ITS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!!!!

I bet you say that to all the guys

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

Its a 'never ending story........'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in bed what did I miss

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

https://youtu.be/C_zo0FiNheI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Stormtrooper and Sir Olovingman....I should probably let you guys know your about to be on a 5 day road trip concert featuring ME

BUCKLE UP BOYS ITS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!!!!

I bet you say that to all the guys

No Sir not all the Boys ...

# Naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

# True Story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

Song requests

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Just got in bed what did I miss

I'm getting maddie d*unk

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just got in bed what did I miss

I'm getting maddie d*unk

I haven't seen her sober for a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

I'm getting maddie d*unk

Cheers Goregous... what are drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

I'm getting maddie d*unk

Cheers Goregous... So what are we drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!"

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Lol we know Friend ... except for when you aren't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Lol we know Friend ... except for when you aren't...

If i'm not there i'm out getting more Rum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Lol we know Friend ... except for when you aren't...

If i'm not there i'm out getting more Rum

Haha yep saw that one coming.... a mile away !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here, sorry i missed all the marriages! I was watching celibe dion and they wouldn't let me leave

Once more they DO NOT open the door. I need a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x"

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining "

Ahh ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here, sorry i missed all the marriages! I was watching celibe dion and they wouldn't let me leave

Once more they DO NOT open the door. I need a hug"

Awww Man I like Celine Dion ... man she can sing a love song can't she... A concert would of been so fun!!

I can Hug you Brenin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x"

Hi My Beautiful Friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here, sorry i missed all the marriages! I was watching celibe dion and they wouldn't let me leave

Once more they DO NOT open the door. I need a hug

Awww Man I like Celine Dion ... man she can sing a love song can't she... A concert would of been so fun!!

I can Hug you Brenin

You truly are a queen Maddie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

Song requests

Anything by ABBA, let’s get this party really started!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here, sorry i missed all the marriages! I was watching celibe dion and they wouldn't let me leave

Once more they DO NOT open the door. I need a hug

Awww Man I like Celine Dion ... man she can sing a love song can't she... A concert would of been so fun!!

I can Hug you Brenin

You truly are a queen Maddie!! "

You are pretty Awesome too my Dear Friend !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

Song requests

Anything by ABBA, let’s get this party really started!!"

Love ABBA .... Man I could go for some Dancing Queen right about now...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got in bed what did I miss

Song requests

Anything by ABBA, let’s get this party really started!!

Love ABBA .... Man I could go for some Dancing Queen right about now...

This time if night it has to be dirty dancing!! Who is taking the run up? Im ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Long story best kept for another night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Long story best kept for another night.

I think that sounds like a good plan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx"

What are you up to my friend ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx

What are you up to my friend ...

Going sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx

What are you up to my friend ...

Going sleep xx"

Nite nite sweet friend

Sending the sweetest of dreams

Xoxo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx

What are you up to my friend ...

Going sleep xx

Nite nite sweet friend

Sending the sweetest of dreams

Xoxo"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Maddie, to be honest, they were ALL pretty strange in that bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

Hi My Beautiful Friend

Hello xx

What are you up to my friend ...

Going sleep xx

Nite nite sweet friend

Sending the sweetest of dreams

Xoxo

Xxx"

Not off to bed... Sleepy time !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

The mic wasn't the only thing that got dropped in that thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

There you are cutie ...

Like a

That mic can just stay there... nothing is topping that one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

The mic wasn't the only thing that got dropped in that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining "

Cheers, from the other corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

There you are cutie ...

Like a

That mic can just stay there... nothing is topping that one..."

Awwww thank you Maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

The mic wasn't the only thing that got dropped in that thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

The mic wasn't the only thing that got dropped in that thread

WHAT DO YOU SAY CUTE ASS ... YOU GONNA HELP ME CLOSE TBESE TWO OUT... THEY DESERVE THAT...I KINDA NEED YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner."

I think I might of bounced off of a few corners in thread 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, who slipped something in my drink? I was sitting in a bar on thread 20, the next thing I know it's thread 22

Lee NEVER EVER LET A STRANGER BUY YOU A DRINK OR HAND YOU A DRINK ....

Especially if their name is Mickey Finn. Boom! *drops mic*

The mic wasn't the only thing that got dropped in that thread

WHAT DO YOU SAY CUTE ASS ... YOU GONNA HELP ME CLOSE TBESE TWO OUT... THEY DESERVE THAT...I KINDA NEED YOU

If you need me, hop on and we'll sort them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner."

So are you stuck in an eternal round corner, or did someone get you walking penrose stairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner.

So are you stuck in an eternal round corner, or did someone get you walking penrose stairs? "

I was climbing those infernal stairs until Red arranged some flat panels to build me my little cosy corner here and pulled me off those stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner.

So are you stuck in an eternal round corner, or did someone get you walking penrose stairs?

I was climbing those infernal stairs until Red arranged some flat panels to build me my little cosy corner here and pulled me off those stairs."

Jaysus, sounds like an eventful Vegas visit.

I fell asleep on the way over, was never woken and ended back up at home again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner.

So are you stuck in an eternal round corner, or did someone get you walking penrose stairs?

I was climbing those infernal stairs until Red arranged some flat panels to build me my little cosy corner here and pulled me off those stairs.

Jaysus, sounds like an eventful Vegas visit.

I fell asleep on the way over, was never woken and ended back up at home again.

That was a mighty sleep!! You should be able to keep this thread going endlessly for days.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

You called

There he is... somebody is looking for you !!

I'm not hard to find you can always find me in the corner

Dont put ste in the corner x

I like it in the corner watching all the shenanigans unfolding whilst sipping Rum it's quite entertaining

Cheers, from the other corner.

So are you stuck in an eternal round corner, or did someone get you walking penrose stairs?

I was climbing those infernal stairs until Red arranged some flat panels to build me my little cosy corner here and pulled me off those stairs.

Jaysus, sounds like an eventful Vegas visit.

I fell asleep on the way over, was never woken and ended back up at home again.

That was a mighty sleep!! You should be able to keep this thread going endlessly for days."

Never gonna happen. Think it's run its race and a break is needed for everyone before reconvening for a Christmas Special or similar.... maybe.

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trip

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