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" I want to feel some serious scrotal " Is there something you're not telling us?  | |||
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"When his legs are wide open and you blow cold air gently on them and watch them twitch "That’s the spirit!
Scrotums are incredible clever and receptive creatures.
Think of them a bit like an adorable puppy: always ready to both give and receive love.... | |||
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" I want to feel some serious scrotal Is there something you're not telling us? " (incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)   | |||
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" I want to feel some serious scrotal Is there something you're not telling us?
(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum) "Impressive. What other skills does your scrotum possess? | |||
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"I don't want to object men based on a physicality - it would be incredibly rude and inconsiderate of me to do so. I also fear that by waxing lyrically about one particular feature, I may give off the impression that I don't appreciate all scrotum; the hairy scrotum of the busy man, the smooth of the eternally optimistic, the low dangling skin of the relaxed, advancing in age man and the taut scrotum of the more sprightly man. I'm an inclusive lover of scrotum, wrinkles and all. #allscrotumsaregreat" Absolutely, and I myself am a proud member of the said group.
In fact, I fall into the exclusive category of the, ‘semi-hairy-at-present-as-unsuccessfully-tried-to-shave-it-in-a-warm-shower-scrotum’ variety
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" I want to feel some serious scrotal Is there something you're not telling us?
(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)
Impressive.
What other skills does your scrotum possess?"Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths. In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh. Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’ | |||
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" Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths. In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh. Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’ "If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition. I'm sure your scrotum would go far | |||
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread." Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long. I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are. (and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to) | |||
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"I grew a walnut tree this spring From a walnut I found in the garden. It’s come on well. " If I gently sit my contracted scrotum upon a chocolate cake, the result resembles a giant walnut whip. It’s quite a sight indeed | |||
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" Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths. In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh. Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’
If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition.
I'm sure your scrotum would go far "I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer | |||
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" I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer "As long as it's not a golden shower | |||
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread. Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long. I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are. (and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to) "Let's have a sack race. | |||
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"Shouldn't this be 'Sack Friday'? " Every day should be a sack day | |||
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" I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer
As long as it's not a golden shower " I hear Amanda Holden is the one to talk to about that.... | |||
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"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread. Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long. I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are. (and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to)
Let's have a sack race."I can envision the triumphant scene: All the men of fab lined up at the starting line, with scrotums swinging freely between their thighs awaiting the starting pistol.... | |||
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"I'll be quaffing a glass of old sac an listening to sackbut music Today "A most befitting and honourable tribute to our gonad wallets indeed; I myself will make a Sack toast later and possibly (after a fair few) compose a song that shall be sung proudly for years to come | |||
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"I am a lover of corduroy.. " I’ve never heard that euphemism before.
My scrotum gives it the thumbs up | |||
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"I like my husbands when it’s under my feet! "The trusty ball sack is an incredibly durable bit of kit | |||
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"I like my husbands when it’s under my feet!
The trusty ball sack is an incredibly durable bit of kit "Fascinating the amount of abuse it can take to be fair. | |||
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"My wallets hand made from a monkeys scrotum " I want one of these: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzoeeas__c | |||
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"My wallets hand made from a monkeys scrotum I want one of these: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzoeeas__c "Seems an extremely worthwhile investment! | |||
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"You can see mine dangling x"Resisting the urge to flick them bad lads  . Bing bong | |||
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"I love Tbagging my bollocks "In a bum | |||
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"Sorry, not my favourite part lol. Funny things, but not sexy. Give me dick any day "Oh.... 
But.....here’s my dick | |||
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"Show us ya balls then" I’ll even swing them in figure eight motions to impress you | |||
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"You can see mine dangling x"That’s the spirit sir! | |||
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"I love Tbagging my bollocks "A fine and honourable hobby indeed
I do actually envy tea-baggers as I feel that I’m missing out somewhat; mine are just too sensitive and I find it too ticklish down there | |||
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"I just checked mine and was immediately reminded of Mick Jagger. " I’ve just studied mine.....
Do you remember the late Mother Teresa?
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"Leftover elbow skin" Wrinkly goodness | |||
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"You can see mine dangling x
That’s the spirit sir! " why not let them be free | |||
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"You can see mine dangling x
That’s the spirit sir!
why not let them be free "‘Wherever thee be, let thy balls hang free.....’ | |||
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