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The Scrotum Appreciation Thread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We so often see admiration for the venerable penis and lust for the balls on here but the marvel of nature that resides in the very same erogenous vicinity, namely the ever trusty scrotum, seems to be perpetually, almost criminally ignored!

Yes, the scrotum - even the phonetics of the word itself are surely amongst the most beautiful in the English language.

Good folk of Fab, I do hereby entreat you to redress the balance and sing scrotal praise like there’s no tomorrow.

Chaps: be sure to give the old chap a gentle, reaffirming pat or stroke in respectful gratitude and pride.

Ladies: What do you love most about these adorable, wrinkly and hairy, stretchy sacks?

Indeed, please insert all things scrotum related here:

I want to feel some serious scrotal loving

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When his legs are wide open and you blow cold air gently on them and watch them twitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I want to feel some serious scrotal "

Is there something you're not telling us?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't want to object men based on a physicality - it would be incredibly rude and inconsiderate of me to do so. I also fear that by waxing lyrically about one particular feature, I may give off the impression that I don't appreciate all scrotum; the hairy scrotum of the busy man, the smooth of the eternally optimistic, the low dangling skin of the relaxed, advancing in age man and the taut scrotum of the more sprightly man. I'm an inclusive lover of scrotum, wrinkles and all.

#allscrotumsaregreat

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When his legs are wide open and you blow cold air gently on them and watch them twitch "

That’s the spirit!

Scrotums are incredible clever and receptive creatures.

Think of them a bit like an adorable puppy: always ready to both give and receive love....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

I want to feel some serious scrotal

Is there something you're not telling us? "

(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I want to feel some serious scrotal

Is there something you're not telling us?

(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum) "

Impressive.

What other skills does your scrotum possess?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I don't want to object men based on a physicality - it would be incredibly rude and inconsiderate of me to do so. I also fear that by waxing lyrically about one particular feature, I may give off the impression that I don't appreciate all scrotum; the hairy scrotum of the busy man, the smooth of the eternally optimistic, the low dangling skin of the relaxed, advancing in age man and the taut scrotum of the more sprightly man. I'm an inclusive lover of scrotum, wrinkles and all.

#allscrotumsaregreat"

Absolutely, and I myself am a proud member of the said group.

In fact, I fall into the exclusive category of the, ‘semi-hairy-at-present-as-unsuccessfully-tried-to-shave-it-in-a-warm-shower-scrotum’ variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about time someone did a ballbag thread.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

I want to feel some serious scrotal

Is there something you're not telling us?

(incidentally, the second laughing emoji was typed by my scrotum)

Impressive.

What other skills does your scrotum possess?"

Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.

In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.

Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I grew a walnut tree this spring From a walnut I found in the garden.

It’s come on well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.

In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.

Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’ "

If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition.

I'm sure your scrotum would go far

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread."

Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.

I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.

(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I grew a walnut tree this spring From a walnut I found in the garden.

It’s come on well. "

If I gently sit my contracted scrotum upon a chocolate cake, the result resembles a giant walnut whip.

It’s quite a sight indeed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

Oh so many to list but amongst these, it is quite the accomplished contortionist and can stretch to some mightily impressive lengths.

In fact, I can (with a bit of effort) get it to stretch about two thirds of the way down my thigh.

Aside from this incredible skill, it’s presently learning advanced level engineering and French. ‘Bonjour.’

If only there was a Scrotum's Got Talent competition.

I'm sure your scrotum would go far "

I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't this be 'Sack Friday'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer "

As long as it's not a golden shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread.

Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.

I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.

(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to) "

Let's have a sack race.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Shouldn't this be 'Sack Friday'? "

Every day should be a sack day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

I can definitely see Simon Cowell awarding me the golden buzzer

As long as it's not a golden shower "

I hear Amanda Holden is the one to talk to about that....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll be quaffing a glass of old sac an listening to sackbut music

Today

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's about time someone did a ballbag thread.

Amen sir! Our man sacks have been overlooked for far too long.

I say we chaps should all get them out right this very moment and take a moment to reflect upon just how wonderful they truly are.

(and allow any onlookers to marvel at them to)

Let's have a sack race."

I can envision the triumphant scene: All the men of fab lined up at the starting line, with scrotums swinging freely between their thighs awaiting the starting pistol....

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

I am a lover of corduroy..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'll be quaffing a glass of old sac an listening to sackbut music

Today "

A most befitting and honourable tribute to our gonad wallets indeed; I myself will make a Sack toast later and possibly (after a fair few) compose a song that shall be sung proudly for years to come

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

I like my husbands when it’s under my feet!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am a lover of corduroy.. "

I’ve never heard that euphemism before.

My scrotum gives it the thumbs up

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like my husbands when it’s under my feet! "

The trusty ball sack is an incredibly durable bit of kit

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My wallets hand made from a monkeys scrotum

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West


"I like my husbands when it’s under my feet!

The trusty ball sack is an incredibly durable bit of kit "

Fascinating the amount of abuse it can take to be fair.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My wallets hand made from a monkeys scrotum "

I want one of these:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzoeeas__c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, not my favourite part lol. Funny things, but not sexy. Give me dick any day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Show us ya balls then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see mine dangling x

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My wallets hand made from a monkeys scrotum

I want one of these:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzoeeas__c

"

Seems an extremely worthwhile investment!

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"You can see mine dangling x"

Resisting the urge to flick them bad lads . Bing bong

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I love Tbagging my bollocks

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I just checked mine and was immediately reminded of Mick Jagger.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I love Tbagging my bollocks "

In a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leftover elbow skin

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Out of pure curiosity; Do any chaps here have any scrotal piercings or scrotal tattoos?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I love Tbagging my bollocks

In a bum"

Yours

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sorry, not my favourite part lol. Funny things, but not sexy. Give me dick any day "

Oh....

But.....here’s my dick

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Show us ya balls then"

I’ll even swing them in figure eight motions to impress you

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You can see mine dangling x"

That’s the spirit sir!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I love Tbagging my bollocks "

A fine and honourable hobby indeed

I do actually envy tea-baggers as I feel that I’m missing out somewhat; mine are just too sensitive and I find it too ticklish down there

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I just checked mine and was immediately reminded of Mick Jagger. "

I’ve just studied mine.....

Do you remember the late Mother Teresa?

Well......

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Leftover elbow skin"

Wrinkly goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can see mine dangling x

That’s the spirit sir! "

why not let them be free

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You can see mine dangling x

That’s the spirit sir!

why not let them be free "

‘Wherever thee be, let thy balls hang free.....’

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