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My favourite Irish joke

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I a considering posting my favourite Irish joke. However there have been some mixed feelings as to whether I should. Therefore I have decided to be all democratic and put it to the vote.

1: vote yes if you want me to post it.

2: vote no if you don't understand the question.

All abstentions will be counted as a yes vote (my referendum my rules)

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Rather not here anymore Irish jokes, maybe asian or muslim for a change?

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

That will be for another thread

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

yes loved the last one

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

The yes votes are winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Irishman, a black man, an asian and a Jew at a bus stop

What a fine example of social integration !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I say yay.....and if it's about an Irish female blonde lesbian with a club foot and Tourettes who wants to convert to Islam then you'll be able to help loads of people up onto their high horses

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

You don't sweat much for a....... Hold on I will get lynched for that one

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You don't sweat much for a....... Hold on I will get lynched for that one"

paedo in a playground perhaps?????

or

dyslexic on Countdown?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nowt after the lynching I got yesterday for larfing out loud at the mega long joke post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you actually got any Irish gags left? Only just finished reading the last lot?

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Can I tell a religious joke if both the rabbi and Immam are Irish ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather not here anymore Irish jokes, maybe asian or muslim for a change? "
I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Irishman, a black man, an asian and a Jew at a bus stop

What a fine example of social integration !"
You nicked that from me (while I didn't nick it from a TV program at all.........)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather not here anymore Irish jokes, maybe asian or muslim for a change? "
+1

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks"excuse me do you have any widdle wabbits ?" the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he's at the same level, and says" do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit ... or one like that widdle brown one over there ?.. The little girl blushes , rocks on her heels.. puts her hands on her knees leans forward and whispers,,, "i don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a fwuck....

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

ah why not, im sure we could integrate the complaints into the already running racism thread.

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I don't do jokes about race

Apart from

How do you start a flea race?

One two flea go!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke.

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke."

Paddy (who was from Qatar) said to mick

"icouldnt have put it better if I had plagiarised it myself"

Mick (a new zealander) said "your feckin right an all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you actually got any Irish gags left? Only just finished reading the last lot?

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You finished it? I gave up after the first 13 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke.

Paddy (who was from Qatar) said to mick

"icouldnt have put it better if I had plagiarised it myself"

Mick (a new zealander) said "your feckin right an all"

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I vote for option 'C'

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I have counted the votes, the tally has been checked cooroberated by the zimbabwean electoral reform society and representatives of the russian federation chosen by putin himself. All spoilt ballot papers were scrutinised by fifa using sepp blatters own personal goal line technology syrian peacemakers policed the recount that was insisted on by the egyptians Any votes that votes that were suspected to have been cast by communists were destroyed by an American team from florida led by Jed Bush. This unfortunately negated any postal votes made by the tower hamlets labour party. All seasonal adjustments, time of month and the balance of trade deficit have been taken into consideration. The result was a resounding NO to me telling the aforementioned ditty. As with all scumbag dictators and in the words of ken livingstone, this referendum was merely a canvassing of opinion! This is my favourite Irish joke of all time

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Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?

It pissed on a dog!

Thank you all, good day to you!

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