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WE SHALL SEE ....
COME ON TEAM BRIDE .... WE HAVE GOT SOME HELL TO RAISE.....
You Boys have fun NOW ....
SOMEONE TELL FIDDLES THE BRIDE IS SITTING ON A CHAIR WAITING FOR HER LAP DANCE.....
NARRATOR: TRUST ME THE LADIES GET IN WAYYYYY MORE TROUBLE !! | |||
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Turns at the Narrator and winks & Blows a kiss because .... she's about to be ohhhh sooooo BAD TONIGHT !! | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars *" Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo   | |||
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"Maddie smiles at Wookie and gives him a Kiss...
Turns at the Narrator and winks & Blows a kiss because .... she's about to be ohhhh sooooo BAD TONIGHT !! "wookie pulls maddie back and kisses her deeply with passion and says have fun xxxx | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite "Esmerelda, if green comes up on The roullete shall we spend the winnings on a celine dion concert? | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite "Fancy seeing you here.... Where Maddie goes, Esmerelda is never far behind. | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite "You got that Right Goregous.... oh my ... is it just me or are these Chippendale making it hotttt
Next stop Magic Mike show....
IM LOOKING FOR A PONY TO JUMP ON.... | |||
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I would love to give you a Kiss... It's my Last Free night you know... XXX
WHAT.... REALLY ... YOU ARE A TOTAL SWEETHEART
LADIES NEXT ROUND OF SHOTS AND MARGARITAS ARE ON HIM.....
CHEERS LADIES... TO A NIGHT THAT WE ALWAYS REMEMBER.... AND IF WE ARE REALLY LUCKY
...ONE WE WONT!! | |||
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"Hiya Maddie just noticed your hosting another party x im on route lol x is there a seat in the hot tub for me x "Yep sure can... you gotta get with the Wookie tonight.... I think the Penthouse suite has a hot tub at Cesar's palace... | |||
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"Someone best tell me where the guys are meeting up! All this drinking in bars with no clocks means not only that I don't know what time it is but I don't even know where I am now "Hey Lee...come hang with us ladies.... till they call you ! | |||
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"Someone best tell me where the guys are meeting up! All this drinking in bars with no clocks means not only that I don't know what time it is but I don't even know where I am now
Hey Lee...come hang with us ladies.... till they call you ! "Well if you insist | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Esmerelda, if green comes up on The roullete shall we spend the winnings on a celine dion concert?"Yes!! You better win baby! | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Fancy seeing you here.... Where Maddie goes, Esmerelda is never far behind. "2 peas in a pod me and my girl | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Esmerelda, if green comes up on The roullete shall we spend the winnings on a celine dion concert?
Yes!! You better win baby! "O did what are the chances!! Im too d*unk to work it out but look... 2 front row seats!! | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Esmerelda, if green comes up on The roullete shall we spend the winnings on a celine dion concert?
Yes!! You better win baby!
O did what are the chances!! Im too d*unk to work it out but look... 2 front row seats!!"Well would you believe it, look at that
You my man will be rewarded greatly tonight | |||
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"Ooh, Red's here!!! Which hotel am i in? Who am I sharing with?? Please don't say Cindi - bloody love that girl, but I needs my beauty sleep. She'll be partying all night! X" hey red you can share with me in the penthouse suite x just put your bag in the room and get a drink and jump into the hot tub next to me x | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Esmerelda, if green comes up on The roullete shall we spend the winnings on a celine dion concert?
Yes!! You better win baby!
O did what are the chances!! Im too d*unk to work it out but look... 2 front row seats!!
Well would you believe it, look at that
You my man will be rewarded greatly tonight "The mind races with the possibilities! | |||
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"Ooh, Red's here!!! Which hotel am i in? Who am I sharing with?? Please don't say Cindi - bloody love that girl, but I needs my beauty sleep. She'll be partying all night! X hey red you can share with me in the penthouse suite x just put your bag in the room and get a drink and jump into the hot tub next to me x "Well if you insist, Jack | |||
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"Some Boys take a Beautiful girl... And Hide her away from the rest of the world ... I wanna be the one who walks in the sun.... Girls ...they wanna ...have...funnnn...ohhhhh girls they wanna have fun... Girls...
"Go Cyndi | |||
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"Ooh, Red's here!!! Which hotel am i in? Who am I sharing with?? Please don't say Cindi - bloody love that girl, but I needs my beauty sleep. She'll be partying all night! X hey red you can share with me in the penthouse suite x just put your bag in the room and get a drink and jump into the hot tub next to me x
Well if you insist, Jack "Omg Red ... Your profile pic is absolutely Goregous!! Love it | |||
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"Some Boys take a Beautiful girl... And Hide her away from the rest of the world ... I wanna be the one who walks in the sun.... Girls ...they wanna ...have...funnnn...ohhhhh girls they wanna have fun... Girls...
Go Cyndi "That was me silly ... | |||
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"Some Boys take a Beautiful girl... And Hide her away from the rest of the world ... I wanna be the one who walks in the sun.... Girls ...they wanna ...have...funnnn...ohhhhh girls they wanna have fun... Girls...
Go Cyndi
That was me silly ... "Are you D*unk Babe....  | |||
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"*watches all hell break loose on the strip from behind bars * Maddie bails wonko out of Jail on her way to the Chippendale Show ... the guards are releasing him as we speak.... and she left him a wad of cash to have a good time tonight.... Make me proud Wondo
Front row for the girls! Only the best for my favourite
Fancy seeing you here.... Where Maddie goes, Esmerelda is never far behind.
2 peas in a pod me and my girl "ALWAYS AND FOREVER... | |||
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"Some Boys take a Beautiful girl... And Hide her away from the rest of the world ... I wanna be the one who walks in the sun.... Girls ...they wanna ...have...funnnn...ohhhhh girls they wanna have fun... Girls...
Go Cyndi
That was me silly ... "Nope, Cyndi Lauper...... SILLY! | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next..... "Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum "You bring the rum, ill bring the whiskey.... and cheesecake.  | |||
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"The party that keeps giving!!!" For sure Thanks for the Grand way you closed out 19 Miles! | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum "Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!! | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
You bring the rum, ill bring the whiskey.... and cheesecake. "Now that's an offer a Girl would be crazy to turn down !! | |||
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"Some Boys take a Beautiful girl... And Hide her away from the rest of the world ... I wanna be the one who walks in the sun.... Girls ...they wanna ...have...funnnn...ohhhhh girls they wanna have fun... Girls...
Go Cyndi
That was me silly ...
Nope, Cyndi Lauper...... SILLY! "Omg ..... Haha thats funny... I thought you meant our Cindi .... only I could of done that... I LISTEND TO THAT SONG DRIVING TO DAY JUST BECAUE OF THIS !! IT IS A TIMELESS CLADDIC !! | |||
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"Ooh, Red's here!!! Which hotel am i in? Who am I sharing with?? Please don't say Cindi - bloody love that girl, but I needs my beauty sleep. She'll be partying all night! X hey red you can share with me in the penthouse suite x just put your bag in the room and get a drink and jump into the hot tub next to me x
Well if you insist, Jack "You can sleep with me Goregous. We will make it an all night slumber party .... paint our nails... watch movies .... pig out ... talk about our crushes... Mine is on this thread....  | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!! "Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!!
Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo "That's a vivid image dude! | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!!
Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo
That's a vivid image dude! "It's the Rum mate | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!!
Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo
That's a vivid image dude!
It's the Rum mate". | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!!
Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo
That's a vivid image dude!
It's the Rum mate"Hmmm well fingers crossed for you that works out | |||
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"Ok Ladies whats next.....
Me! Me! Do me i've got plenty of Rum
Hi Sweetie It's. Y Favorite Rum guy. Welcome back!!
Back!? I've been sat in the corner all the time waiting for Esmerelda to ride my face till it looked like Quozi Modo " | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee "Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... "I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx "Pfffftttt Good Answer | |||
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Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !! | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer "I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !! "I'd never back out why have you got cold feet | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx"Look at him trying to play it smooth. | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !! "What? It's tomorrow? I'm dressed for it already!! | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !! "One more night of hard drinking to get through first! Who knows where tonight will take us | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Look at him trying to play it smooth. "This is where the Narrator comes in with some comment about "Will she forgive him, has he saved the wedding" type tension. | |||
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"Oh, Miles. Did you sleep in that suit? It's going to steaming. Not very dapper now, is it? "Not to worry my dear, I have another 5 pressed and ready for every occasion. | |||
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Penthouse suite was soooo fine.
May just go back up there after breakfast for a nice relaxing massage. Does anyone know any masseurs?? | |||
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"Oh, Miles. Did you sleep in that suit? It's going to steaming. Not very dapper now, is it?
Not to worry my dear, I have another 5 pressed and ready for every occasion."Oh, Miles. Was silly to doubt you  | |||
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"Yes, you silly girl. Did you not recognise this as the one I sleep in?" It's a tad creased but I'll have it pressed by bedtime tonight. | |||
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How fucking d*unk were we???? | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????"ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with "Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it???"you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled "thank fuck for that. What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it? It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom? | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
"And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
"I think it's a take as I know we didnt meet up with the bridle party all night as i have an app on my phone tracking where they all went and where we was so i know we kept our distance | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT "not with me she didnt | |||
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"Yes, you silly girl. Did you not recognise this as the one I sleep in? It's a tad creased but I'll have it pressed by bedtime tonight." I know, Miles. Will you press my clothes, too? I do so despise ironing...... | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt "Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos....... Who's gonna tell Maddie...?? | |||
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" I think it's a take as I know we didnt meet up with the bridle party all night as i have an app on my phone tracking where they all went and where we was so i know we kept our distance "Cindi was muttering something about having lost her phone though. | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...?? "I dont think she will like the idea that you track her either  | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...?? "they are forged I tell you I rember not doing anything like that this is a set up to you and stop me and maddie getting married you evil lot | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
I dont think she will like the idea that you track her either "it was her idea so we didnt bump into each other | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
I dont think she will like the idea that you track her either "#weirdo #possessivemuch | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
I dont think she will like the idea that you track her either it was her idea so we didnt bump into each other "Is she tracking you as well? she may alrady know about your visit to the wedding chappel already then. I would hide if i were you | |||
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How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
I dont think she will like the idea that you track her either it was her idea so we didnt bump into each other
Is she tracking you as well?
she may alrady know about your visit to the wedding chappel already then.
I would hide if i were you"she has been yes and we have spoken this morning on the phone for an hour all is good and nothing to worry about she tells me cindi was with her all night doing shots. So I know someone is either trying to set me up or this is the biggest prank ever and I will have egg on my face | |||
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"And I do knnow that tracking apps in Vegas are unreliable dur to all the electromagnetic interferance off all the slot machines and neon lighting power supplies" well I believe maddie is telling me the truth | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...?? "Ooof, Cindi has already posted them on her profile page, PUBLIC gallery. | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT not with me she didnt
Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos.......
Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
Ooof, Cindi has already posted them on her profile page, PUBLIC gallery."goes out into the desert and Hope's to die I luve maddie I wouldnt do that to her | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx"Awww You are so sweet....me too... | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !! I'd never back out why have you got cold feet "Ummmm no... | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Look at him trying to play it smooth. "I know right... how could I possibly say no after that answer | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !!
What? It's tomorrow? I'm dressed for it already!!"Yes yes you are. And you look very handsome!!! | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Awww You are so sweet....me too... "welcome back maddie they are trying to pin something on me that's simply not true | |||
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"Are you Ready for the Big Day tomorrow Wookie....
Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !!
One more night of hard drinking to get through first! Who knows where tonight will take us "Oh were we drinking again.... no objections there my Friend... let's do it ! | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Look at him trying to play it smooth.
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Awww You are so sweet....me too... welcome back maddie they are trying to pin something on me that's simply not true "No smoke without fire my friend. | |||
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Penthouse suite was soooo fine.
May just go back up there after breakfast for a nice relaxing massage. Does anyone know any masseurs?? "Good morning Beautiful.... one more dress fitting. And I will come join you. We can relax in the jacuzzi | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????"WHAT ... THE .. HELLLLLLLL YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... | |||
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Any cold feet..... there's still time to back out !!
What? It's tomorrow? I'm dressed for it already!!
Yes yes you are. And you look very handsome!!!"Awwwww....bet you say that to all the boys. | |||
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"Good morning all what a night that was after nurse cindi patched me up I met back up with the rest of the stag party and had a hell of a night I'm still not sure what happened after about 11.30pm it's mostly a blank but my hang over tells me it was a good night. Now where is that coffee
Shouldn't you of asked where was your bride .... before the coffee... I knew you was still out on it cindi sent me a text to say you was ok and she was looking after you xxx
Pfffftttt Good Answer I'm just waiting to have you back in my arms xxx
Look at him trying to play it smooth.
This is where the Narrator comes in with some comment about "Will she forgive him, has he saved the wedding" type tension.
Wait ... what ... did something happen..
"Did something happen?? She's in for a surprise, eh, ladies and gentlemen??? | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it???"Ohhhh if Elvis signed it then it's REAL.... THAT'S IT THEN IM MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE.... IM WEARING THAT DAMN DRESS ..... | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled "Ok you have a point ... must be consummated.... or I did not happen..... right....  | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it???
Ohhhh if Elvis signed it then it's REAL.... THAT'S IT THEN IM MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE.... IM WEARING THAT DAMN DRESS ..... "It gets BETTER... | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
Ok you have a point ... must be consummated.... or I did not happen..... right.... "Keep going my dear.... | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
"OH MY GOD .... WOOKIE PLEASE SAY YOU DIDN'T DO THAT .... PLEASE.... AND WHERES THE BROKEN HEART EMOJI AND SAD CRYING EMOJI | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
OH MY GOD .... WOOKIE PLEASE SAY YOU DIDN'T DO THAT .... PLEASE.... AND WHERES THE BROKEN HEART EMOJI AND SAD CRYING EMOJI
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
And we KNOW Cindi will have consummated THAT "Red is this True .... | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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" Are you sure, Wookie? I'd have a word with Cindi, if I was you. She's got some very interesting photos....... Who's gonna tell Maddie...??
Ooof, Cindi has already posted them on her profile page, PUBLIC gallery." | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it??? you know elvis is dead right plus if it is real we certainly dudbt consummate it so easy to get annulled
thank fuck for that.
What about this other one with your and cindi's names on it?
It doesn't have the disclaimer on the bottom?
I think it's a take as I know we didnt meet up with the bridle party all night as i have an app on my phone tracking where they all went and where we was so i know we kept our distance "WOW AND THE PUNCHES JUST KEEP COMING ... YOU TRACK ME ....?? I THINK I CAN HANDLE THE BREAKING MY HEART AND MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE BETTER THAN THAT ONE .... YOU GUYS CAN STOP NOW , I REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE | |||
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How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
You told me last night you was mine. Make your mind up "
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How fucking d*unk were we????
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
You told me last night you was mine. Make your mind up "Woh ho ho Wookie, you old dog!! | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????ffs wookie we are ok look at the bottom of the certificate it says only joking Vegas baby.. dont panic us like that it's just one of those joke ones to tease the family with
Then how come its signed by Elvis? It cant be a fake then can it???
Ohhhh if Elvis signed it then it's REAL.... THAT'S IT THEN IM MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE.... IM WEARING THAT DAMN DRESS .....
It gets BETTER..."I seriously doubt it Miles.... I. Scared to finish it.... really... | |||
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"My shoulder is available Madison Thank you Miles... "There, there my dear. | |||
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"After reading maddie's words and how she no longer wants me I walk out into the dessert to take my own life I've been set up and a life where I cant marry maddie is no life this wookie wants good bye cruel world
Hold on....Shortarse if waiting for you. she doesn't want me it's all just a game "Your right wookie you was no good for me last night. I need a real man  | |||
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How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
I refer to my previous statement Wookie, there's no smoke without fire. "Usually correct .... thanks Jimmy because you saying it makes it sooooooo much better... I cant believe this is happening.... I LITERALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME ..... I WAS GOING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS.... I AM STILL WEARING THAT DRESS ..... NARRATOR : AND SHE DOES LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS THAT'S THE FIRST THING THE PERSON WHO MAKES IT ALL BETTER SAYS TO HER TOMORROW RIGHT BEFORE THEY TAKE HET HAND AND SAYS COME WITH ME.....AND SHE TAKES THEIR HAND AND FOLLOWS THEM | |||
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"That's what they all say when they been naughty. No we don't. Some of us say "I've been a naughty boy, mistress....."" As I was saying, I've been a naughty boy... | |||
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"Wait..... What?? I missed it?? Sorry, been pissed as a fart under the table for most of this!! Never drinking tequila again! "You missed didn't miss IT but you missed SOMETHING!! | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
THE ..
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
I refer to my previous statement Wookie, there's no smoke without fire.
Usually correct .... thanks Jimmy because you saying it makes it sooooooo much better... I cant believe this is happening.... I LITERALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME .....
I WAS GOING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS.... I AM STILL WEARING THAT DRESS .....
NARRATOR : AND SHE DOES LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS THAT'S THE FIRST THING THE PERSON WHO MAKES IT ALL BETTER SAYS TO HER TOMORROW RIGHT BEFORE THEY TAKE HET HAND AND SAYS COME WITH ME.....AND SHE TAKES THEIR HAND AND FOLLOWS THEM
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
I refer to my previous statement Wookie, there's no smoke without fire.
Usually correct .... thanks Jimmy because you saying it makes it sooooooo much better... I cant believe this is happening.... I LITERALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME .....
I WAS GOING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS.... I AM STILL WEARING THAT DRESS .....
NARRATOR : AND SHE DOES LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS THAT'S THE FIRST THING THE PERSON WHO MAKES IT ALL BETTER SAYS TO HER TOMORROW RIGHT BEFORE THEY TAKE HET HAND AND SAYS COME WITH ME.....AND SHE TAKES THEIR HAND AND FOLLOWS THEM
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
You told me last night you was mine. Make your mind up "What the F*%k .... WOW THERE IS ANOTHER ONE... OK LETS SEE YOU TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE BECAUSE YOU WANTED HER ON THE PLANE ..... WELL LOOKING LIKE YOU CAN HAVE HER FOREVER.... AND NOW IM DOWN A BRIDESMAID... NO HARD FEELINGS THOUGH ... I STILL LIKE YOU . HEY YOU CAN WEAR YOUR DRESS TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE NOW IM NOT ........ I REALLY WANTED THAT HAPPILY EVER AFTER .... WHERES TONY ... TONY LOVES ME AND HE WOULD FIX THIS FOR ME ....
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"*Finds a Judge to get ALL last nigths marriages annuled* Oi, Wookie, pay attention. You'd better help him" wonko my hero" *including the one he discoveres for Maddie and Esmerelda* | |||
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"*Finds a Judge to get ALL last nigths marriages annuled* Oi, Wookie, pay attention. You'd better help him" wonko my hero *including the one he discoveres for Maddie and Esmerelda*" Woh ho....so she waa up to it as well!!!! | |||
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"*Finds a Judge to get ALL last nigths marriages annuled* Oi, Wookie, pay attention. You'd better help him" wonko my hero *including the one he discoveres for Maddie and Esmerelda*" hold on maddie got hitched to??? | |||
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"*Finds a Judge to get ALL last nigths marriages annuled* Oi, Wookie, pay attention. You'd better help him" wonko my hero *including the one he discoveres for Maddie and Esmerelda* hold on maddie got hitched to???" TA DA!!! SURPRISE!!!! | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT.....
TA DA!! SURPRISE!!!"Miles you aren't helping at all... heart breaking here ... thanks .... | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated "Ermmm...Cindi, how d*unk were you? It already was and you posted the photos in your Public gallery on your Profile page. | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated
Ermmm...Cindi, how d*unk were you? It already was and you posted the photos in your Public gallery on your Profile page."I'm greedy, need lots of consummations | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT.....
TA DA!! SURPRISE!!!
Miles you aren't helping at all... heart breaking here ... thanks .... "There, there my dear. BOTH of you got married last night....just not to each other. Aren't we all here for a wedding anyway? Does it matter whose? | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT..... no we most certainly did not it's all lies I tell you I'm all yours maddie
You told me last night you was mine. Make your mind up
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated "it didnt happen cindi can you not rember we spoke on the phone and was at other ends of the strip all night | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated
Ermmm...Cindi, how d*unk were you? It already was and you posted the photos in your Public gallery on your Profile page.
I'm greedy, need lots of consummations "Pssst....it was Wookie. Shhh.....Maddie's trying to handle the fallout. | |||
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"I think I'll packing my suits away now." You probably should.... you won't be needing them here anymore... wedding is off..... | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated it didnt happen cindi can you not rember we spoke on the phone and was at other ends of the strip all night "The only strip you were on was my landing strip, and it was fully illuminated for arrival | |||
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"Ths is Vegas...so much can happen in 24 hours. Maddie hasn't married anyone else. You can redeem yourself to her by throwing the most EPIC party ever." PLOT TWIST MADISON MAY JUST WEAR THAT DRESS AFTER ALL....... | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated
Ermmm...Cindi, how d*unk were you? It already was and you posted the photos in your Public gallery on your Profile page.
I'm greedy, need lots of consummations
Pssst....it was Wookie. Shhh.....Maddie's trying to handle the fallout."So much for always the bridesmaid, never the bride, eh? | |||
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"Ths is Vegas...so much can happen in 24 hours. Maddie hasn't married anyone else. You can redeem yourself to her by throwing the most EPIC party ever. PLOT TWIST MADISON MAY JUST WEAR THAT DRESS AFTER ALL....... "Please do! You look lovely in it. | |||
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"I think I'll packing my suits away now. You probably should.... you won't be needing them here anymore... wedding is off..... " Wedding is off but we can still have a wedding PARTY when we dress the part, can't we | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated it didnt happen cindi can you not rember we spoke on the phone and was at other ends of the strip all night
The only strip you were on was my landing strip, and it was fully illuminated for arrival " | |||
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"So ..where are we all going for the honeymoon "You'll have to ask the couples....Cindi and Wookie ans Maddie and Esmerelda | |||
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"* Miles find himself talking far too much but there are no corners to be quiet at in this round room!! *" Ok who hid you inside a doughnut? Just watch ouut for the jam in the center | |||
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Makeup on point ,Hair in soft elegant French twist, perfect cascading curls loose in just the right places....
And now that veil.... breathtakingly Beautiful she places it on her head.... she has waited for this moment ...
Then she Saunters her cute little ass into the elevator... closes her eyes and whispers youv'e got this....
Walks out of Cesar's palace and down the street.... | |||
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"Congratulations ... "AWE THAT WAS SO SWEET SIR L.... IM GOING TO BUY THEM A BLENDER SINCE THEY LIKE TO MIX STUFF UP.... | |||
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"Good News The Judge has Annuled ALL the marriages "Only is ALL parties agree. Doesn't like like Cindi does, the way she has her eyes on Wookie. | |||
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"Cindi looks around for her new husband so the marriage can be consummated
Ermmm...Cindi, how d*unk were you? It already was and you posted the photos in your Public gallery on your Profile page.
I'm greedy, need lots of consummations
Pssst....it was Wookie. Shhh.....Maddie's trying to handle the fallout."No she's not .... | |||
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"* Miles find himself talking far too much but there are no corners to be quiet at in this round room!! * Ok who hid you inside a doughnut? Just watch ouut for the jam in the center" Damned Vegas architecture!!! | |||
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"Congratulations ...
AWE THAT WAS SO SWEET SIR L....
IM GOING TO BUY THEM A BLENDER SINCE THEY LIKE TO MIX STUFF UP.... "And a BIG spoon. | |||
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"*wanders in bleary eyed* Wookie we have a problem *holds up a marriage certificate with his and wookie's Names on it*
How fucking d*unk were we????
WHAT ...
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YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT.....
TA DA!! SURPRISE!!!
Miles you aren't helping at all... heart breaking here ... thanks ....
There, there my dear. BOTH of you got married last night....just not to each other.
Aren't we all here for a wedding anyway? Does it matter whose?"Who the Hell did I marry ? No I didn't!!!! | |||
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"Good News The Judge has Annuled ALL the marriages "hooray for wonko the saviour of the wedding | |||
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