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By *ensualpleasures69 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Afternoon all,

Advice needed, I’ve had a new washing machine delivered today but it comes with a problem.... they don’t seem to come with a woman to operate it, is this normal or will she come on the next available time slot on the delivery schedule ??? Ooh err!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all,

Advice needed, I’ve had a new washing machine delivered today but it comes with a problem.... they don’t seem to come with a woman to operate it, is this normal or will she come on the next available time slot on the delivery schedule ??? Ooh err!!!!"

Are you finding the transit bolts too tight for you to undo then?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I bought a new kettle with the same problem.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

She’ll probably be in the back making your tea

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Read the instructions... that's the black blobs on the white paper

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Mate, just put it on 'economy' wash at 30c and that will sort out 99% of your washing.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Call the supplier immediately there's obviously been a mistake. Men can't be expected to understand complicated stuff like washing machines. Stand well back, so NOT attempt a white wash.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I got new one in the first lockdown. It didn't come with a man to fit it. So I had to do myself

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I got new one in the first lockdown. It didn't come with a man to fit it. So I had to do myself "

How on earth did you do that? What with you being a gal and all

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

A few days after a friend of ours died, her husband rang to ask Caroline how to use the washing machine!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"A few days after a friend of ours died, her husband rang to ask Caroline how to use the washing machine! "

I think my dad would be the same

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I got new one in the first lockdown. It didn't come with a man to fit it. So I had to do myself

How on earth did you do that? What with you being a gal and all "

I don't know. I was scared going to break a nail.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My washing machine actually plays a little electronic tune whenever the cycle is complete.

I am unsure exactly how this pertains to the thread but thought I’d have a brag at any rate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I got new one in the first lockdown. It didn't come with a man to fit it. So I had to do myself

How on earth did you do that? What with you being a gal and all

I don't know. I was scared going to break a nail."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This timer malarkey confuses the Bejesus out of me, it will say 20 minutes left and it's still going after I've had a bath and made a cuppa

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By *ensualpleasures69 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Oh no, it’s got bloody wi fi, can it pick my washing up off the bedroom floor, take it downstairs and wash it???? Don’t need a woman at this rate lol

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By *ensualpleasures69 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Afternoon all,

Advice needed, I’ve had a new washing machine delivered today but it comes with a problem.... they don’t seem to come with a woman to operate it, is this normal or will she come on the next available time slot on the delivery schedule ??? Ooh err!!!!

Are you finding the transit bolts too tight for you to undo then? "

It’s not a transit, it’s a Hoover lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This timer malarkey confuses the Bejesus out of me, it will say 20 minutes left and it's still going after I've had a bath and made a cuppa "

Washing machines operate on WMT of woman mean time. If it says it'll be ready in 20 mins it actually means 2 hours.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"This timer malarkey confuses the Bejesus out of me, it will say 20 minutes left and it's still going after I've had a bath and made a cuppa

Washing machines operate on WMT of woman mean time. If it says it'll be ready in 20 mins it actually means 2 hours. "

That is clearly true, I bung a load in and hope it's done by tomorrow

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Wow they normally come with 2 men that are paid to install it but don't know how. Oh the instructions are in Chinese so have fun

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

Strangely, my car came without the man to fill it up.

I left it on fumes the friday night.

Then on Monday it was still on fumes. Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just disappointed that my new washing machine didn't come with the two blokes that always seem to deliver them on the naughty films..... Not once was I given a demonstration on the spin cycle.

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