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"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother " Childbirth is a doddle | |||
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"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother " Oh its effing stinging now. | |||
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"Ouch! Sorry PP Just made me cross my legs" Its going to be fun when I get in the bath later | |||
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"There’s something about Mary .... great movie. Sorry to hear about your injury. " Mary never entered my head | |||
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"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother Oh its effing stinging now." Smear some cream on and man up, PP | |||
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"Someone should kiss it better for you. " Do you think it would help. | |||
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"Someone should kiss it better for you. Do you think it would help." Almost definitely. | |||
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"There’s something about Mary .... great movie. Sorry to hear about your injury. Mary never entered my head " Hahaha frank and beans | |||
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"Someone should kiss it better for you. Do you think it would help. Almost definitely." Damn this lockdown. | |||
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"I volunteer to kiss it better xx" It would be nice but by the time you got here in 3 months it will be healed and no I'm not going to do it again. | |||
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"There I was minding my own busy, when I felt the urge for a pee all went well, until I had a lapse in concentration when pulling up the zip on my work trousers. I felt a sheering pain shoot through me as the teeth started to grip and bite into my ball sack , as quick as it happened I yanked it back down before the teeth had a chance to fully engulf the flesh. Realisation set in as I felt a trickle of blood and I then ventured to look at the damage. Yes there is going to be a new V shaped scar at the side of my penis and sack. " Get a liquid plaster. A girl i know tore a guys banjo string once and it was literally squirting blood. But a liquid plaster sealed the wound okay. | |||
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"Oh Rodney " Shush or I'll send a pic | |||
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"Oh Rodney Shush or I'll send a pic " Promises Promises | |||
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"There I was minding my own busy, when I felt the urge for a pee all went well, until I had a lapse in concentration when pulling up the zip on my work trousers. I felt a sheering pain shoot through me as the teeth started to grip and bite into my ball sack , as quick as it happened I yanked it back down before the teeth had a chance to fully engulf the flesh. Realisation set in as I felt a trickle of blood and I then ventured to look at the damage. Yes there is going to be a new V shaped scar at the side of my penis and sack. Get a liquid plaster. A girl i know tore a guys banjo string once and it was literally squirting blood. But a liquid plaster sealed the wound okay." Its stopped now. | |||
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"I volunteer to kiss it better xx It would be nice but by the time you got here in 3 months it will be healed and no I'm not going to do it again." Bugger | |||
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"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother Oh its effing stinging now." Get some TCP on it, you don't want it going nasty. | |||
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"What's got a 100 teeth and keeps back a monster. " The zip on your coat straining against your beer gut? | |||
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"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother " Typical bloke...you have no idea of the pain of childbirth | |||
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"I hope you have received from the shock PP. I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP " those zippy body suit things look like an accident waiting to happen...or the nipple slip zippy ones | |||
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"I hope you have received from the shock PP. I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP those zippy body suit things look like an accident waiting to happen...or the nipple slip zippy ones " Yep..I'm really quite careful now | |||
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"I hope you have received from the shock PP. I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP " Ouch! It's not my day today. Just licked the lid on a mullet light and cut my tongue ffs | |||
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"My go commando jeans have a button fly ...and no actual pocket on the left side ...for easy secret surprise access..... would you mind find my change dear ...oooo " Haha hilarious! But why left... ? Do you "dress" to the left cos you're right handed and done a lot of bashing over the years? Asking for a friend... Lol | |||
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"My go commando jeans have a button fly ...and no actual pocket on the left side ...for easy secret surprise access..... would you mind find my change dear ...oooo Haha hilarious! But why left... ? Do you "dress" to the left cos you're right handed and done a lot of bashing over the years? Asking for a friend... Lol" I'm right handed .. gotta keep my change somewhere | |||
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"I hope you have received from the shock PP. I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP Ouch! It's not my day today. Just licked the lid on a mullet light and cut my tongue ffs " I hope that's all the mishaps today x | |||
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