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The peril of being commando.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

There I was minding my own busy, when I felt the urge for a pee all went well, until I had a lapse in concentration when pulling up the zip on my work trousers.

I felt a sheering pain shoot through me as the teeth started to grip and bite into my ball sack , as quick as it happened I yanked it back down before the teeth had a chance to fully engulf the flesh.

Realisation set in as I felt a trickle of blood and I then ventured to look at the damage.

Yes there is going to be a new V shaped scar at the side of my penis and sack.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother "

Childbirth is a doddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

Sorry PP

Just made me cross my legs

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother "

Oh its effing stinging now.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Ouch!

Sorry PP

Just made me cross my legs"

Its going to be fun when I get in the bath later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something about Mary .... great movie. Sorry to hear about your injury.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Someone should kiss it better for you.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"There’s something about Mary .... great movie. Sorry to hear about your injury. "

Mary never entered my head

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother

Oh its effing stinging now."

Smear some cream on and man up, PP

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Ouch that must have hurt and the thought alone is painful. Speedy recovery and be careful next time

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Someone should kiss it better for you. "

Do you think it would help.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Someone should kiss it better for you.

Do you think it would help."

Almost definitely.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"There’s something about Mary .... great movie. Sorry to hear about your injury.

Mary never entered my head "

Hahaha frank and beans

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I volunteer to kiss it better xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Someone should kiss it better for you.

Do you think it would help.

Almost definitely."

Damn this lockdown.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I volunteer to kiss it better xx"

It would be nice but by the time you got here in 3 months it will be healed and no I'm not going to do it again.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Oh Rodney

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By *ohnny2006Man
over a year ago

worcester


"There I was minding my own busy, when I felt the urge for a pee all went well, until I had a lapse in concentration when pulling up the zip on my work trousers.

I felt a sheering pain shoot through me as the teeth started to grip and bite into my ball sack , as quick as it happened I yanked it back down before the teeth had a chance to fully engulf the flesh.

Realisation set in as I felt a trickle of blood and I then ventured to look at the damage.

Yes there is going to be a new V shaped scar at the side of my penis and sack.

"

Get a liquid plaster. A girl i know tore a guys banjo string once and it was literally squirting blood. But a liquid plaster sealed the wound okay.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh Rodney "

Shush or I'll send a pic

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Oh Rodney

Shush or I'll send a pic "

Promises Promises

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"There I was minding my own busy, when I felt the urge for a pee all went well, until I had a lapse in concentration when pulling up the zip on my work trousers.

I felt a sheering pain shoot through me as the teeth started to grip and bite into my ball sack , as quick as it happened I yanked it back down before the teeth had a chance to fully engulf the flesh.

Realisation set in as I felt a trickle of blood and I then ventured to look at the damage.

Yes there is going to be a new V shaped scar at the side of my penis and sack.

Get a liquid plaster. A girl i know tore a guys banjo string once and it was literally squirting blood. But a liquid plaster sealed the wound okay."

Its stopped now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I volunteer to kiss it better xx

It would be nice but by the time you got here in 3 months it will be healed and no I'm not going to do it again."

Bugger

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Life lesson no.#1

Never go commando unless you're wearing button flys...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother

Oh its effing stinging now."

Get some TCP on it, you don't want it going nasty.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Do you need me to come round and give you stitches? I've got a big needle and some sock darning thread somewhere...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Duct tape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a stapler and some purple vet spray, if that helps?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

What's got a 100 teeth and keeps back a monster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's got a 100 teeth and keeps back a monster. "

The zip on your coat straining against your beer gut?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The pain is worse than child birth. RIP brother "

Typical bloke...you have no idea of the pain of childbirth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I hope you have received from the shock PP.

I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I hope you have received from the shock PP.

I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP "

those zippy body suit things look like an accident waiting to happen...or the nipple slip zippy ones

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My go commando jeans have a button fly ...and no actual pocket on the left side ...for easy secret surprise access..... would you mind find my change dear ...oooo

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I hope you have received from the shock PP.

I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP those zippy body suit things look like an accident waiting to happen...or the nipple slip zippy ones "

Yep..I'm really quite careful now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank and beans!!!!!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I hope you have received from the shock PP.

I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP "

Ouch!

It's not my day today.

Just licked the lid on a mullet light and cut my tongue ffs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd go to bed and start again

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"My go commando jeans have a button fly ...and no actual pocket on the left side ...for easy secret surprise access..... would you mind find my change dear ...oooo "

Haha hilarious!

But why left... ? Do you "dress" to the left cos you're right handed and done a lot of bashing over the years?

Asking for a friend... Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My go commando jeans have a button fly ...and no actual pocket on the left side ...for easy secret surprise access..... would you mind find my change dear ...oooo

Haha hilarious!

But why left... ? Do you "dress" to the left cos you're right handed and done a lot of bashing over the years?

Asking for a friend... Lol"

I'm right handed .. gotta keep my change somewhere

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I hope you have received from the shock PP.

I was once being undressed out of my lingerie. The zip went from front to back. All was going well until my big pussy lips got caught. So I can sympathiser PP

Ouch!

It's not my day today.

Just licked the lid on a mullet light and cut my tongue ffs "

I hope that's all the mishaps today x

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