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Hot Tub Party #19 The Crew takes on Vegas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Our Crazy Bunch is just on their way to Vegas and should reach their destination sometime eventually...

Vegas will never be the same...

Maddie Missed the flight but her Good Friend Brenin is driving her there in an Elvis Suit and in a Pink Cadillac Convertible

And they are blaring and singing Springsteen on the wide open road.... and Along the way they picked up her Bestie 4someformoresome .....and a Bear..yes you read that right a BEAR!!!

Everyone on the plane is up to their usual Shenanigans...

Yasmeen made it on the plane and Maddie was so happy!

Tony is missing... Madison missed the plane trying to find her Sweet Friend

But he's worth it. BUT HE IS ALSO NAUGHTY !!!

Kazier Thunderkiss made it too

The Boys have a wild Stag party planned ...but I have a feeling The Bridal Party will get into alot more trouble...

OUR CRAZY GROUP UNITES IN VEGAS THEN THE REAL SHENANIGANS SHALL BEGIN.....

NARRATOR: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND INDEED THE BRIDAL PARTY GETS IN MUCH MUCH MORE TROUBLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yours beautiful.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm still here.. just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here.. just "

Aren't you on the flight???

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm still here.. just

Aren't you on the flight???"

Yes, just barely made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*crash lands the plane on the Vegas strip knocking over the mini leaning tower plot piza. Thankfully no one is hurt and all the passengers get off and head to the hotel rooms to freshen up.

Wonko on the other hand gets arrested for being d*unk in charge of an flying pink penis*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bear still here. "

Bride still here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*crash lands the plane on the Vegas strip knocking over the mini leaning tower plot piza. Thankfully no one is hurt and all the passengers get off and head to the hotel rooms to freshen up.

Wonko on the other hand gets arrested for being d*unk in charge of an flying pink penis*"

Oh WONKO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here.. just

Aren't you on the flight???

Yes, just barely made it

"

I did make it. Pay attention or ill use you as a scratch post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still here.. just "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, yours beautiful."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Awww beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

"

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

"

and here's another.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo"

Aww how are you sweety xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo"

You needed a reason to smile??? Weren't you smiling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo

Aww how are you sweety xx"

I'm good now. I saw you .

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

and here's another."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo

Aww how are you sweety xx

I'm good now. I saw you .

Xoxo"

Xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tony hasn't been on much today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo

Aww how are you sweety xx

I'm good now. I saw you .

Xoxo

Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tony hasn't been on much today "

I know , I have missed him.

He makes me laugh everyday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww beautiful xx

Hi Goregous

How are you doing !! I needed a reason to smile ... and here you are perfect timing.

Xoxo

You needed a reason to smile??? Weren't you smiling?"

I'm good now.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Right. Im off to fuck some showgirls in my stormtrooper kit.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Tony hasn't been on much today

I know , I have missed him.

He makes me laugh everyday.

"

Xx

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few "

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. Im off to fuck some showgirls in my stormtrooper kit. "

You will have no problem picking them up Stormtrooper

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right. Im off to fuck some showgirls in my stormtrooper kit.

You will have no problem picking them up Stormtrooper "

So long as i keep my helmet on.

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !! "

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay "

Have mine. I'm spending the night with 2 showgirls.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few "

So dont drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay "

That would depend on how the night progresses.

Anyway, by the sound of it, this lot won't be heading back to the hotel any time soon.

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay

That would depend on how the night progresses.

Anyway, by the sound of it, this lot won't be heading back to the hotel any time soon."

It would only be to ummm... well , pop in and out if you know what I mean I'm sure there a limits to certain activities in public, even in Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky Gent has big plans. Seems you can have his room.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order "

That's easy the landing strip is called 'The Labia' and we just slid along it. It was very exciting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order

That's easy the landing strip is called 'The Labia' and we just slid along it. It was very exciting. "

You are about to get bounced from this thread Stormtrooper But I do love you so ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chunky Gent has big plans. Seems you can have his room. "

I do not EVEN want to know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay

That would depend on how the night progresses.

Anyway, by the sound of it, this lot won't be heading back to the hotel any time soon.

It would only be to ummm... well , pop in and out if you know what I mean I'm sure there a limits to certain activities in public, even in Vegas "

Ummmm yea so I am pretty sure EVERYTHING goes in Vegas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay

That would depend on how the night progresses.

Anyway, by the sound of it, this lot won't be heading back to the hotel any time soon."

Well I am out drinking.... I am 3 drinks in and I feel Fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment."

We'll that showgirl movie totally bombed... just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment.

We'll that showgirl movie totally bombed... just saying "

Urgh...so bad I should watch it again to remind myself how bad it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

So dont drive "

Yasmeen you are just absolutely the BEST thing EVER

Xoxo

It took me 1o mins to type that like literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

So dont drive

Yasmeen you are just absolutely the BEST thing EVER

Xoxo

It took me 1o mins to type that like literally "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment.

We'll that showgirl movie totally bombed... just saying

Urgh...so bad I should watch it again to remind myself how bad it was."

That is just yucky

Yuck ..... yuckie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

So dont drive

Yasmeen you are just absolutely the BEST thing EVER

Xoxo

It took me 1o mins to type that like literally

"

Miles really I xan handle 3 drinks Really like really really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

"

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment.

We'll that showgirl movie totally bombed... just saying

Urgh...so bad I should watch it again to remind myself how bad it was.

That is just yucky

Yuck ..... yuckie "

I've seen some really bad films but I've always managed to persevere until the end. I think THAT film has been the only one that I left before the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo "

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo "

Sooooo they count way more.... ha you will like literally never guess the name of my last drink.... well it damn sure did me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer."

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Sooooo they count way more.... ha you will like literally never guess the name of my last drink.... well it damn sure did me in. "

Whiskey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal."

Well im feeling pretty good and I'm pretty sure Cereal doesn't do that ... unless it....well unless it has the crunchy rainbow marshmallows....

I think lucky charms....omg and that took mr 30 mins to type... bloody hell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal.

Well im feeling pretty good and I'm pretty sure Cereal doesn't do that ... unless it....well unless it has the crunchy rainbow marshmallows....

I think lucky charms....omg and that took mr 30 mins to type... bloody hell.... "

Faster on a laptop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal.

Well im feeling pretty good and I'm pretty sure Cereal doesn't do that ... unless it....well unless it has the crunchy rainbow marshmallows....

I think lucky charms....omg and that took mr 30 mins to type... bloody hell....

Faster on a laptop."

What are you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal.

Well im feeling pretty good and I'm pretty sure Cereal doesn't do that ... unless it....well unless it has the crunchy rainbow marshmallows....

I think lucky charms....omg and that took mr 30 mins to type... bloody hell....

Faster on a laptop.

What are you drinking?"

I'm eating my son's cereal....called....Crunchy Nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Oh, I didn't realise.

I keep forgetting to refresh the page on this thing. I'n using it on my computer.

You're having drinks and I'm eating cereal.

Well im feeling pretty good and I'm pretty sure Cereal doesn't do that ... unless it....well unless it has the crunchy rainbow marshmallows....

I think lucky charms....omg and that took mr 30 mins to type... bloody hell....

Faster on a laptop.

What are you drinking?"

Well the first was 1. Molly's not so d*unk Irish punch- that was not true it was strong as hell....

2.watermelon crawl Martini*also strong as F***

3. Ha and it's a good one was

A D*unken Jimmy

So ... my Nurse Friends are laughing at me because they said it took me 30 mins to type tnis.... and it did but THEY CAN KisS MY ASS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's up to all sorts with multiple showgirls at the moment.

We'll that showgirl movie totally bombed... just saying

Urgh...so bad I should watch it again to remind myself how bad it was.

That is just yucky

Yuck ..... yuckie

I've seen some really bad films but I've always managed to persevere until the end. I think THAT film has been the only one that I left before the end."

Because it sucked maybe?? But that is just a guess....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 drinks only? You're going to need to catch up to that lot on the plane my dear.

Ummmmmm well they are real life drinks soooooooo

Sooooo they count way more.... ha you will like literally never guess the name of my last drink.... well it damn sure did me in.

Whiskey?"

Ugggggh ... so what does that mean ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Well I'm not sure how I made it, but I did. Pretty sure Danny Devito dropped me off on the outskirts. Also I have no idea where I got this car from, I just hope I haven't been driving it as I may have had a few

Welcome Friend .We are glad you made it !! Meet ya at the First Bar we find in Vegas !!

Does anyone have a spare bed in their room, or even some spare room in their bed? Seems I forgot to book somewhere to stay "

Come spoon me

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went??? "

I've been playing with the chippendales all night

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Luckily I ended up at a gas station....the red ZZ top car came by with some lovely ladies in it..an they offered me a lift... eventually.. after a few ...stops for..stuff ..and swapping seats ... I'm here ... where are you guys?...I can see what looks like a giant pink cock poking up . should I head out to the erection

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Luckily I ended up at a gas station....the red ZZ top car came by with some lovely ladies in it..an they offered me a lift... eventually.. after a few ...stops for..stuff ..and swapping seats ... I'm here ... where are you guys?...I can see what looks like a giant pink cock poking up . should I head out to the erection "

I think you should, who knows what you might find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NARRATOR -

Wonko has spent an uncomfortable night in a.Las Vegas jail cell after everyone forgot to come and bail him out.

He also found out that it's true that every American jail does have a prisoner called Bubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night "

cant believe nominees helped me off the plane after I was knocked out following the crash some bloody friends you lot are

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night cant believe nominees helped me off the plane after I was knocked out following the crash some bloody friends you lot are "

Sorry

I was too busy thinking about dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night cant believe nominees helped me off the plane after I was knocked out following the crash some bloody friends you lot are

Sorry

I was too busy thinking about dick "

what about mine I have a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order

That's easy the landing strip is called 'The Labia' and we just slid along it. It was very exciting. "

No wonder when we slid to a stop everyone came pouring out of the plane so quickly!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order

That's easy the landing strip is called 'The Labia' and we just slid along it. It was very exciting.

No wonder when we slid to a stop everyone came pouring out of the plane so quickly! "

So long as you wasn't premature.

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over a year ago


"Shakes head still trying to work out how we managed to walk away from that crash landing of the giant pink flying penis!

Just so glad we did. Now where's me room and where's the bar? Not necessarily in that order

That's easy the landing strip is called 'The Labia' and we just slid along it. It was very exciting.

No wonder when we slid to a stop everyone came pouring out of the plane so quickly!

So long as you wasn't premature. "

Oh no, we were well on the strip before flowing out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm at a bar called the queen's legs.. apparently they stay open 24/7

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm at a bar called the queen's legs.. apparently they stay open 24/7 "

I've juSt found the back door. I'll poke around here for a while

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night cant believe nominees helped me off the plane after I was knocked out following the crash some bloody friends you lot are

Sorry

I was too busy thinking about dick what about mine I have a dick "

Swing it this way so I can shimmy down it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at a bar called the queen's legs.. apparently they stay open 24/7 "

Good one Sir ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went??? "

Oh no Is my Groom ok ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party? "

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night "

And I was with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on. "

Then it's definitely a party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !! "

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard "

Hey Goregous... ohh they give those... wink wink

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on. "

I had my blue undies yesterday

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard "

yoni?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard yoni? "

You are so right. I would love out this world massage

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday "

So why didn't i get a pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard yoni?

You are so right. I would love out this world massage"

And you Shall get it my Dear..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Ladies Spa appointments for all of us today at The MGM. Massage (Hot guys)

Mani and pedi's

Body Scrubs with sea wrap

Waxing

Ohhh and champagne and wine and a lovely lunch at Top of the World ... because that is where we will be !!

I know what sort massage I would like. Nice deep and hard yoni? "

Ohhh yea

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m offering lap dances to the bride and bridesmaids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m offering lap dances to the bride and bridesmaids. "

Ohhhhh Fiddles come with us then... Bride gets a special strip tease though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic? "

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic?

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough.... "

But, but, but - they're BLUE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic?

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough....

But, but, but - they're BLUE. "

BUT BUT BUT YOU BETTER BEHAVE....AND MINE WERE BLUE TO ....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic?

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough....

But, but, but - they're BLUE.

BUT BUT BUT YOU BETTER BEHAVE....AND MINE WERE BLUE TO .... "

And i didn't get a pic from you either.

I need a taxi back to the airport. Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

I've been playing with the chippendales all night cant believe nominees helped me off the plane after I was knocked out following the crash some bloody friends you lot are

Sorry

I was too busy thinking about dick what about mine I have a dick

Swing it this way so I can shimmy down it "

here it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? "

injured but still able to walk just

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just "

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC "

I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there "

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!!"

honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic? "

You seen it all gent

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic?

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough....

But, but, but - they're BLUE.

BUT BUT BUT YOU BETTER BEHAVE....AND MINE WERE BLUE TO ....

And i didn't get a pic from you either.

I need a taxi back to the airport. Pfffffft. "

My nipples are blue need warming gent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x "

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning my Favorite party people Who is ready to party?

I've even got my sparkly blue undies on.

I had my blue undies yesterday

So why didn't i get a pic?

Stormtrooper quit harassing my Wedding party for Sexy panties pictures..... geez aren't mine enough....

But, but, but - they're BLUE.

BUT BUT BUT YOU BETTER BEHAVE....AND MINE WERE BLUE TO ....

And i didn't get a pic from you either.

I need a taxi back to the airport. Pfffffft.

My nipples are blue need warming gent "

Cancel that taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... "

I feel you are neglecting me maddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie "

Ummmmm you said you wanted another Nurse ..... You will be fine !! Maybe there will be more Sexy Nurses at your Stag Party

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie "

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where the Hell Is Jimmy ....?

(TAKE 507) I keep losing him... wherever the whiskey is that's where my Guy will be ....

Guys I am checking the Bar and I'm going to have one with him.

With this crew I need one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol"

#ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Ummmmm you said you wanted another Nurse ..... You will be fine !! Maybe there will be more Sexy Nurses at your Stag Party "

they won't hold a candle to you my dear

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol"

That is so true or the children come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wrattles the cell doors *

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come "

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... "

Don't worry. He's already got a 5-a-side team, so you'll get plenty of practice. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wrattles the cell doors *

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

Wonko.... I'm on my way .... omg who put you in the cellar ??

WAIT IS MY TONY IN THERE TOO... CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK.... I KEEP LOSING PEOPLE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST...

Don't worry. He's already got a 5-a-side team, so you'll get plenty of practice. Lol"

Well I'd have another Baby ... But we aren't even at the alter yet.... so I'm just going to have another drink ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wrattles the cell doors *

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Wonko.... I'm on my way .... omg who put you in the cellar ??

WAIT IS MY TONY IN THERE TOO... CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK.... I KEEP LOSING PEOPLE "

I'm I'm jail after crashing the plane on the strip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Such a Charmer.... I bet you say that to all your Brides....

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Ummmmm you said you wanted another Nurse ..... You will be fine !! Maybe there will be more Sexy Nurses at your Stag Party they won't hold a candle to you my dear "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... "

not happening I've had the snip your ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Whew.... that was a close one...

Wait then that means if I have a Baby its not yours....

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok "

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok "

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... "

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... "

nope I'll know if you and wonko been fucking behind my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky I've just noticed we are in the same outfit lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky I've just noticed we are in the same outfit lol "

we work well as a duo. Lol

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over a year ago


"Chunky I've just noticed we are in the same outfit lol

we work well as a duo. Lol "

to me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky I've just noticed we are in the same outfit lol

we work well as a duo. Lol to me "

To you

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse. "

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE "

she is playing with erections on another thread

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over a year ago

ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT....

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... nope I'll know if you and wonko been fucking behind my back "

No need to bring Wonko into it... And I am sure it would be a fiesty little cute baby with my Chubby cheeks and dimples....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE "

Is that taxi still outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... nope I'll know if you and wonko been fucking behind my back

No need to bring Wonko into it... And I am sure it would be a fiesty little cute baby with my Chubby cheeks and dimples...."

Huh?

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over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... "
eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... nope I'll know if you and wonko been fucking behind my back

No need to bring Wonko into it... And I am sure it would be a fiesty little cute baby with my Chubby cheeks and dimples....

Huh?"

Ohhhh sorry wonko I apparently will be ummmm.... well you know ... with you in the future!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things??? "

Obviously ..... WEll than can we have a pet Honey Badger.... I really want one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things???

Obviously ..... WEll than can we have a pet Honey Badger.... I really want one!!! "

inwas thinking a red panda lol tell you what why dont we get both xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things???

Obviously ..... WEll than can we have a pet Honey Badger.... I really want one!!! inwas thinking a red panda lol tell you what why dont we get both xxx "

Wookie Panda Bears are my absolute favorite.... well except for Baby Otters and Honey Badgers.... Id be so happy !! Can we just get all of them.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE

Is that taxi still outside? "

Where are you going....

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Chunky I've just noticed we are in the same outfit lol

we work well as a duo. Lol to me

To you "

Look it's the chuckle brothers

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over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things???

Obviously ..... WEll than can we have a pet Honey Badger.... I really want one!!! inwas thinking a red panda lol tell you what why dont we get both xxx

Wookie Panda Bears are my absolute favorite.... well except for Baby Otters and Honey Badgers.... Id be so happy !! Can we just get all of them....."

lets just have a zoo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE

Is that taxi still outside?

Where are you going...."

If you're kicking me out i may as well go and find a few more showgirls.

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours...

Or mine. I only cum in your mouth and your arse.

THAT'S IT STORMTROOPER YOU ARE SOOOO IN TIME OUT AND GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT FOR THAT ONE ...

HEY ANYONE SEEN CINDI .... SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE

Is that taxi still outside?

Where are you going....

If you're kicking me out i may as well go and find a few more showgirls. "

I'd never kick you out and you damn well know it...

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over a year ago


"ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY .... FOR ME TO DO SO THE MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE AMAZING...VERY SPECIAL AND WORTH IT.... eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm isnt hat why your marrying me because I'm all those things???

YESSSS

Obviously ..... WEll than can we have a pet Honey Badger.... I really want one!!! inwas thinking a red panda lol tell you what why dont we get both xxx

Wookie Panda Bears are my absolute favorite.... well except for Baby Otters and Honey Badgers.... Id be so happy !! Can we just get all of them..... lets just have a zoo "

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Has anybody seen my pants

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Has anybody seen my pants "

Pants!..we don't need no stinking pants!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Has anybody seen my pants

Pants!..we don't need no stinking pants!"

Good point. They don’t stink though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Maddie, Kaizer is on 3 days of mourning following the sad demise of Diego

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over a year ago


"Wookies up in an a abandoned wrecked plane on the vegas strip wondering where everyone went???

Oh no Is my Groom ok ? injured but still able to walk just

Wookie... your Nurse is on her way.... with extra TLC I think I need a nurse cindi,s box of sex toys fell out of the over head storage compartment and struck me on the back if the head that thing was heavy not sure what she has in there

I'm sure Nurse Cindi will take very good care of you. Works for me I have a Spa appt anyway. Don't keep her too long because so does she!! honestly inwas hoping you would be my nurse every time cindi is my nurse she keeps putting her finger up my bum telling me she is just taking my temperature but judging by the look on her face she seems to enjoy it far to much x

Well us Naughty Nurses are the BEST soooo.... and you are in good hands... or fingers ... whatever she uses.... I feel you are neglecting me maddie

Nooooo. That comes after youre married. Lol

That is so true or the children come

OHHH MY GOODNESS, I'M HAVING A BABY NOW TOO.... PLOT TWIST... not happening I've had the snip your ok

Whew..... thank goodness.... Wait so if I have another baby its not yours... nope I'll know if you and wonko been fucking behind my back

No need to bring Wonko into it... And I am sure it would be a fiesty little cute baby with my Chubby cheeks and dimples....

Huh?

Ohhhh sorry wonko I apparently will be ummmm.... well you know ... with you in the future!! "

pre or post wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did I miss

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have we got to a chapel yet ..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brief departure from Vegas guys

Madison is on her way to Eat lots of Turkey and Mashed potatoes with gravy!! Us Americans Celebrate this day by being THANKFUL... AND I AM THANKFUL THAT EVERYONE OF YOU IS MY FRIEND . YOU ALL ARE WONDERFUL AND MY HEART SMILE SO BIG.

XOXO

LOVE ME

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Wookie # if It closes you take over next one ok... I believe it should be titled THE STAG & BACHELORETTE PARTY....

GIRLS MAKE SURE WE SHUT DOWN THE TOWN .... I KNOW YOU GOT THIS... CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT TROUBLE WE CAUSE!!

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"Brief departure from Vegas guys

Madison is on her way to Eat lots of Turkey and Mashed potatoes with gravy!! Us Americans Celebrate this day by being THANKFUL... AND I AM THANKFUL THAT EVERYONE OF YOU IS MY FRIEND . YOU ALL ARE WONDERFUL AND MY HEART SMILE SO BIG.

XOXO

LOVE ME

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Wookie # if It closes you take over next one ok... I believe it should be titled THE STAG & BACHELORETTE PARTY....

GIRLS MAKE SURE WE SHUT DOWN THE TOWN .... I KNOW YOU GOT THIS... CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT TROUBLE WE CAUSE!! "

Avery, very happy thanksgiving to you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't forget it will be # 20

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Have we got to a chapel yet ..? "

I don't think we get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone ever coming to bail me out?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is anyone ever coming to bail me out? "
ok ..I'm having a whip round first

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Is anyone ever coming to bail me out? ok ..I'm having a whip round first "

Do you say whip

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over a year ago


"Is anyone ever coming to bail me out? "

I will always

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