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An excerpt from my latest novel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is available in hardback and paperback at all good book retailers and will be aired on Richard and Judy's book club next week. (Judy loves it by the way).

'Coming home half an hour early from work, he entered the living room to find her watching re-runs of 'Flog-It' on one of the freeview channels.

Her hair was tussled and a bead of sweat dripped from her forehead down her face. She was biting her lip.

Had he come home early to find her sharing a private moment, or was she just excited to see whether the Lalique vase was going to reach its reserve ?

He reached over towards her, but she brushed his hand away. There was no way he was getting his hands on the chocolate hobnobs.

He sat back in his chair, loosened his tie and kicked off his shoes.

Watching her, sat there in a world of her own enjoyment and self fulfillment, he knew he had to do something !

It was five to five, The Chase would be on in 5 minutes, she had the remote control AND the hobnobs.

'Darling' he said suggestively

'WHAT ?' she retorted sharply

'How about we +1 The Chase, I go and get showered and you meet me next to the washing basket in 10 minutes .... and bring the biscuits'

'Eh ? What ? Wha.... Wha.... Wha... you on about ? Can't you see the I'm watching this ?'

'Oh fuck this for a game of soldiers, I'm off for a wash and a wank in the shower. Save me a biscuit''

Anyway, the book is called '50 shades of Magnolia' and is out on Monday.

You can pre-order it on Amazon for £5.99 paperback and £9.99 hardback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant bestseller!

Are we going to get any more previews?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can I say.

It grabbed my attention.

Is it available on kindle?

And who would you like to read it for an audio book?

Xxxxxx

What's your day job ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god...... I need to know how it ends. Does she save him a hobnob?. And more to the point. Does he clean the shower of any evidence of what he done.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bussy , your mental , class sheer class now im trying to explain to my 7 yr old why im pissing myself laughing at a lap top screen

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Just checked the reviews in the Times Literary Supplement ..Erotic masterpiece !!..Anais Nin..Henry Miller eat your heart out!..and it's only £4.99 on Kindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she save him a biccie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does she save him a biccie? "

As I said above, the book is available from Monday and, as others have said, is available for download

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now part 2 of the series is coming together nicely but I'm having a bit of writers block.

Could the kind people of the forums provide some subject matter to weave for my next bout of creativity.

Let's see if we can get it all in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now part 2 of the series is coming together nicely but I'm having a bit of writers block.

Could the kind people of the forums provide some subject matter to weave for my next bout of creativity.

Let's see if we can get it all in there somewhere"

Can we have a section on dunking?

Hobnobs I mean - nothing kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you possibly introduce some pickled onion monster munch fetishes

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

odd soxs in the bottom of the laundry bin with an empty hobnob packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trail of crumbs leading into the basement where there's a strange moaning sound - and the smell of cheese?

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"A trail of crumbs leading into the basement where there's a strange moaning sound - and the smell of cheese? "

ewwwww lol love that

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Maybe a chapter involving Hobnobs more rustic cousin..the Flapjack

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Maybe a chapter involving Hobnobs more rustic cousin..the Flapjack"

No, Flap Jack is the name of the character with the labia fetish.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Maybe a chapter involving Hobnobs more rustic cousin..the Flapjack

No, Flap Jack is the name of the character with the labia fetish."

Yes!! the cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could you possibly introduce some pickled onion monster munch fetishes "

Drool!!

Wanking furiously over the laptop....

That's a suggestion. Not what I'm doing at all.

Mmmm cheese

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go all European and have some Bahlsen Messino to spice things up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a crucial detail missing from this fine narrative: are the hobnobs plain or milk? Enquiring minds need to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

orios must have orios they are so mysterious

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

scones perhaps,you know how you like them little suckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she's double timing with Gari Boldi and Rich Tea or maybe the one nobody suspects Flap Jack.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think she's double timing with Gari Boldi and Rich Tea or maybe the one nobody suspects Flap Jack."

What about Jamie Dogger?

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