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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's wine o'clock here

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

20:27

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Definitely wine o'clock here too

Jo xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh yes

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Bullet proof monk and wine time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammer Time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chico time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hammer Time! "

Did there used to be a cartoon of MC Hammer also? (from memory)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/11/20 20:32:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20:27"

It's not, it's 20:32

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A pink gin and tonic time here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chico time"

Don't start with that shit haha

Next you'll start singing the crazy frog song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iiiiits whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey and a baseball bat......!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would ask what wine people are drinking, red or white.

But after bacon sandwich wars this morning I'm gonna pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time "

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pink gin and tonic time here."

Ooo very nice. Ive never been a big gin drinker but will grab a bottle for Xmas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move "

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hammer Time!

Did there used to be a cartoon of MC Hammer also? (from memory)"

Think so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iiiiits whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,

Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey and a baseball bat......! "

I hope you have copious amounts of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

“Heys kids, it’s time for, it’s time for...

The Mary Whitehouse Experience !”

It makes me feel so old that this was the first thing that came to mind

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"20:27

It's not, it's 20:32 "

20:40 actually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20:27

It's not, it's 20:32

20:40 actually!"

Is this gonna all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bullet proof monk and wine time "

I learned self defence from films, mainly Jackie Chan

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"20:27

It's not, it's 20:32

20:40 actually!

Is this gonna all night "

20:43

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's southern comfort time here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15:40

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll tell ya what time it is....

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh "

Wowsers that's not good at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time is it?

“Heys kids, it’s time for, it’s time for...

The Mary Whitehouse Experience !”

It makes me feel so old that this was the first thing that came to mind

"

I refuse to be old.

I deliberately listen to modern boom boom music so I can talk cool and say I've heard of Dizee Rascal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.

What does your watch say OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20:27

It's not, it's 20:32

20:40 actually!

Is this gonna all night

20:43 "

It's 1:47

Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's southern comfort time here "

I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

05:55 here, next question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll tell ya what time it is....

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU"

Fkn epic

I love American Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's southern comfort time here

I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels "

Eww too sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.

What does your watch say OP?"

Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.

What does your watch say OP?

Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock "

Cracking service you provide here Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"05:55 here, next question? "

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's southern comfort time here

I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels

Eww too sweet "

Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's southern comfort time here

I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels

Eww too sweet

Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed "

Homemade apple pie moonshine. Good winter warmer.

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton

Bath o clock... soothing my aching body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's southern comfort time here

I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels

Eww too sweet

Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed

Homemade apple pie moonshine. Good winter warmer."

That sounds amazing.

My Dad used to make his own rubarb wine, but it tasted rank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.

What does your watch say OP?

Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock

Cracking service you provide here Cindi "

Thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just finished work

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"05:55 here, next question?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Don't confuse ma brain

I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bath o clock... soothing my aching body "

Don't drop your mobile in the water

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Shower time for me! Relax before an early night !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just finished work "

Get ya Jimmy jams on, grab a bottle and unwind

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton


"Bath o clock... soothing my aching body

Don't drop your mobile in the water "

I have a very firm grip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"05:55 here, next question?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Don't confuse ma brain

I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day "

Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh

Wowsers that's not good at all

"

Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"

Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."

Me: Facepalm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower time for me! Relax before an early night ! "

Yeah, we know what 'early night' means

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh

Wowsers that's not good at all

Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"

Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."

Me: Facepalm "

the joys of educating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bath o clock... soothing my aching body

Don't drop your mobile in the water

I have a very firm grip "

As evidenced by your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shift complete, 04:30-20:15, 15hrs 45mins of my life I won't get back. A couple of bottles are now being taste tested!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"05:55 here, next question?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Don't confuse ma brain

I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day

Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat "

That's one hell of a cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh

Wowsers that's not good at all

Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"

Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."

Me: Facepalm "

Hahaha

It's a good job I don't do homework, id be a proper wind up with my assignments.

I'd have the teachers heads in bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shift complete, 04:30-20:15, 15hrs 45mins of my life I won't get back. A couple of bottles are now being taste tested!"

Woah that a long day.

Enjoy the well deserved drink o'clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"05:55 here, next question?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Don't confuse ma brain

I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day

Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat

That's one hell of a cat"

Rumours are he escaped Area 51 with confidential secret papers stuck up his ass

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time

That's not fun, I sympathize.

I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move

Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh

Wowsers that's not good at all

Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"

Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."

Me: Facepalm

the joys of educating"

The laptop is out. Again

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Its bedtime.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

21:35

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its bedtime."

How many times today has it been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"21:35"

Half a bottle of wine gone o'clock

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"21:35

Half a bottle of wine gone o'clock "

Blue nun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"21:35

Half a bottle of wine gone o'clock

Blue nun?"

Cheapy Sainsbury's Red Merlot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Chico Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Chico Time "

Not another one

How on earth he did well in xfactor is beyond me.

Wagner was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally home beer and let the dogs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out "

Who let the dogs out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out

Who let the dogs out?"

Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out

Who let the dogs out?

Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out."

My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.

She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.

But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out

Who let the dogs out?

Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.

My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.

She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.

But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it "

I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out

Who let the dogs out?

Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.

My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.

She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.

But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it

I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass. "

I had to check your profile to see where you are from when you said Black Bear.

Don't get too many of those around these here parts

Never realised you were in USA.

My sister lives in Canada

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

22:36 - Bedtime

...laters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"22:36 - Bedtime

...laters"

G'night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally home beer and let the dogs out

Who let the dogs out?

Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.

My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.

She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.

But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it

I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass.

I had to check your profile to see where you are from when you said Black Bear.

Don't get too many of those around these here parts

Never realised you were in USA.

My sister lives in Canada "

Lol bears coyotes deer skunks possums the joy of living in the sticks.

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