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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A restraining order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A restraining order.

Have you got one against you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

No way"

Yes way

I also got some Delia Smith cookery books. And a watch that he got off the back of a lorry

If youre thinking " this guy sounds like a sexist arse"

You'd be right

I'm not bitter though. Well, not all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A restraining order.

Have you got one against you then?

Only on tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

No way

Yes way

I also got some Delia Smith cookery books. And a watch that he got off the back of a lorry

If youre thinking " this guy sounds like a sexist arse"

You'd be right

I'm not bitter though. Well, not all the time"

Wow he sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing says i love you like..

A lynx gift set at Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A kiss on the lips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

I remember when my mum got all this sexy underwear from my dad and her response was. I ain't wearing that.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Having your birthday forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having your birthday forgotten. "

I wouldn't forget your birthday. Never ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A kiss on the lips. "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to come to them 90%, so they only have to come 10% for a kiss... or anything else really.

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Used to put ‘unnamed’ but normal prezzy under the tree for Mrs and a naughty but un-asked for prezzy under the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being told to come to them 90%, so they only have to come 10% for a kiss... or anything else really. "

Love the fangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin opener.

On my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

Sounds like you needed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

I remember when my mum got all this sexy underwear from my dad and her response was. I ain't wearing that. "

Ha ha I dream of being given sexy underwear

Not happened so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin opener.

On my birthday."

Ooh that’s truly crap

My ex mother in law once gave me magnetic toaster tongs & a set of long latte spoons for Xmas.

My ex-h clearly inherited the shit present giving from her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

...genital warts

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A simple hug and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....a blowtorch and a potato peeler.

I was NOT HAPPY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x"

Bloody hell

It does!

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Lying & leading a double life for 5 years, I was the other woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x"

What kind of haribo?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A £3 pot plant on your 30th Birthday!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cushions and scented candles apparently

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Flicking on the accept to males and telling to pick a third for christmas play.

She loved it!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Holding your hair out of the way while you're chundering in the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting you choose the movie to watch and not minding it being a chick flick.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Watching bloody ncis every single bloody night ... just for Gibbs....

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Whoops OP we thought the thread it was what shows you love them not how insensitive some can be. Should of read the replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoops OP we thought the thread it was what shows you love them not how insensitive some can be. Should of read the replies

It's all good no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bluddy ticket to see Sunderland play,enough said

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

No way!!! And here's me thinking my ex husband was romantic!!!

Year 1 - an iron and ironing board

Year 2 - a slab of bricks and some mortar (for a new wall)

Year 3 - a new frdge freezer (for my birthday, I got vouchers to fill it with!!)

Year 4- a set of dish towels

Year 5- I got a new driveway!

Year 6 - I got bought dulux emulsion!!!

Year 7 - he went on holiday with his mates ( best present so far)

Year 8 - DECREE ABSOLUT!!! (Well, a day early!!!)

ULTIMATE PRESENT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A STALKER

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Watching bloody ncis every single bloody night ... just for Gibbs....

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Abby is hot though

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