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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts " Brazil or hazel nuts? | |||
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"I wonder if i can get my stormtrooper kit through customs? " Just say it's your Covid PPE | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts Brazil or hazel nuts? " Salty | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts " We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going " Chunky isn't even through customs yet lmao | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts Brazil or hazel nuts? Salty " and chocolaty? | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going Chunky isn't even through customs yet lmao " Those cavity searches can take a while so I've been told | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going Chunky isn't even through customs yet lmao " That's OK. The plane isn't going anywhere. I'm in charge of the cabin crew. | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going Chunky isn't even through customs yet lmao Those cavity searches can take a while so I've been told " I knew it! He set off the scanners on purpose! | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts " I know right... Cindi I think we're gonna need a bigger thread... I mean ... boat... plane ...??? Hell there's not enough alcohol anywhere for this | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. " Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride | |||
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"A whole thread just for getting on the plane. You guys are nuts We'll be lucky to get the plane off of the ground before the end of this thread the way things are going Chunky isn't even through customs yet lmao Those cavity searches can take a while so I've been told I knew it! He set off the scanners on purpose! " It must've been my chastity belt. | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride " No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride | |||
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"I wonder if i can get my stormtrooper kit through customs? " DAMN RIGHT THIS IS MY THREAD AND YES YOU WILL GET THROUGH CUSTOMS WITH IT ... YOU BETTER BE WEARING IT !! | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride " I You Fiddles !! | |||
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"I wonder if i can get my stormtrooper kit through customs? DAMN RIGHT THIS IS MY THREAD AND YES YOU WILL GET THROUGH CUSTOMS WITH IT ... YOU BETTER BE WEARING IT !! " I'll tell them im the new 'Empire Air Marshall'. | |||
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"I wonder if i can get my stormtrooper kit through customs? DAMN RIGHT THIS IS MY THREAD AND YES YOU WILL GET THROUGH CUSTOMS WITH IT ... YOU BETTER BE WEARING IT !! I'll tell them im the new 'Empire Air Marshall'. " Good CALL | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? " Sat on my face please. | |||
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"Are you lot in the air yet?" No way near ready for take off yet | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride I You Fiddles !! " Shush, just meet me in the toilets at the back of the plane | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride I You Fiddles !! Shush, just meet me in the toilets at the back of the plane " Ummm how about the Cockpit it's getting kinda crazy in there. Hey we can just fly the plane when we are done!! | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? " Hi Goregous... | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride I You Fiddles !! Shush, just meet me in the toilets at the back of the plane Ummm how about the Cockpit it's getting kinda crazy in there. Hey we can just fly the plane when we are done!! " Just so happens I have some knowledge in that department. Come up front sit down and you couldn’t pull that knob for me could you. | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. Heyyyy WTH you forget about the Bride No I didn’t when I get there I’m putting it all in the bride I You Fiddles !! Shush, just meet me in the toilets at the back of the plane Ummm how about the Cockpit it's getting kinda crazy in there. Hey we can just fly the plane when we are done!! Just so happens I have some knowledge in that department. Come up front sit down and you couldn’t pull that knob for me could you. " OHHHH FIDDLES Seriously what will I ever do with you !! | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops " Back to the airport bar it is then while we wait for a replacement plane! Shots anyone? | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops Back to the airport bar it is then while we wait for a replacement plane! Shots anyone? " Sorry | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops " WONKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! WHAT THE *%#& %*&$@$ %#@&%*$# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU *%#%& %#@^&%$^%$$#%%$$% !!!! YOU JUST LEFT MY BEST FRIENDS.... | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops WONKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! WHAT THE *%#& %*&$@$ %#@&%*$# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU *%#%& %#@^&%$^%$$#%%$$% !!!! YOU JUST LEFT MY BEST FRIENDS.... " No I didn't. Just delayed them a little | |||
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"Ok who has another plane? " I'll ring my mate Richard. He's got a few laying around. | |||
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"Ok who has another plane? I'll ring my mate Richard. He's got a few laying around. " Make it a big one. The last one was getting a bit full | |||
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"Give me an hour. I have a lead on a plane with a bar, hottub and dance floor installed in it " Unfortunately it is painted pink and looks like a flying penis. I guess that will please cindy | |||
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"I didn't know planes had self destruct buttons Well you learn something new every day " You are so lucky we aren't in the air buddy.... | |||
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"I didn't know planes had self destruct buttons Well you learn something new every day You are so lucky we aren't in the air buddy.... " We would just have to swim the rest of the way | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Hi Goregous... " Hello indeed. | |||
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"Give me an hour. I have a lead on a plane with a bar, hottub and dance floor installed in it Unfortunately it is painted pink and looks like a flying penis. I guess that will please cindy " #CLASSY | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops " ***ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS FLIGHTING ON FLIGHT LAS2213 TO MCCARRAN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT LAS VEGAS. DUE TO AN IMPETIENT NEMBER OF YOUR PARTY, THE FLIGHT HAS BEEN FURTHER DELAYED. THIS AFTERNOON'S FLIGHT HAS BEEN POSTPONED AT THIS TIME. PLEASE PAY NOTICE TO THE FLIGHT BOARDS FOR FURTHER UPDATES. WE SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED AS A RESULT. PLEASE CONTACT CUSTOMER SERVICES FOR ANY QUERIES AND WE WILL HOPE TO HAVE AN UPDATE WITHIN THE HOUR.*** | |||
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"Ladies and gents The plane is fueled and ready. Boarding will begin soon. I promise not to press the button again " *AHEM*. *waves a straight jacket* | |||
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"Ladies and gents The plane is fueled and ready. Boarding will begin soon. I promise not to press the button again " That's lucky, I think we nearly drank the airport bar dry | |||
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"Ladies and gents The plane is fueled and ready. Boarding will begin soon. I promise not to press the button again That's lucky, I think we nearly drank the airport bar dry " They won't complain I'm sure. | |||
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"Ladies and gents The plane is fueled and ready. Boarding will begin soon. I promise not to press the button again *AHEM*. *waves a straight jacket*" *grabs it and starts to eat it* Needs salt | |||
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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..... Enjoy " EVERY TIME BABY | |||
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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..... Enjoy " I can see a few of us getting banned | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!!" HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! | |||
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"I am still waiting for the tickets " Well well well look who showed up.. on of my Favorite's I have your Ticket .... | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! " Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!!" Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! " If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick" Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Sat on my face please. " Now that I can do.. are you ready for me | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Hi Goregous... " Hey beautiful | |||
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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..... Enjoy EVERY TIME BABY " Go bananas | |||
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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..... Enjoy I can see a few of us getting banned " You'd wanna do something pretty insane to even get noticed in Vegas let alone banned | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... " It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac! | |||
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"Who's the lucky guy x" I'm not entirely sure but I think it's Wookie | |||
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"I'm here darling xx " Ah, you're here in LV? Wookie and I are already here. | |||
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"Wheres Tony " Is he with Maddie? | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac!" Pink Cadillac... Hell Yes Vegas here we come. Are you ready ... LETS GO ... OH AND WE MAY NEED TO PICK UP A GOOD FRIEND ON THE WAY... IM NOT SURE!! But we will find out!! | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Sat on my face please. Now that I can do.. are you ready for me " The question is: are you ready for my tongue? | |||
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"When we get there, I’m putting it all on red. " Oops, sorry I'm just waking up. Why am I all sticky? Wait. FIDDLES.....!!!!! | |||
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"Wheres Tony " Hi Goregous... Thank Goodness I couldn't Get Married without you... so I'm on my way in a Pink Cadillac with a very Sexy Good Friend... We are driving since Naughty Tony missed the flight!! See you there!! | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold " Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... " I think cindi did | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac! Pink Cadillac... Hell Yes Vegas here we come. Are you ready ... LETS GO ... OH AND WE MAY NEED TO PICK UP A GOOD FRIEND ON THE WAY... IM NOT SURE!! But we will find out!! " The more the merrier, is she a bridesmaid? | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... " There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too " That's just wookie. Don't worry about it | |||
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"*kicks the pilot off the plane* Right you lot I'm bored of waiting. How does this thing work? *presses the big red button on the instrument cluster and watches the plane fall appart* oops WONKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! WHAT THE *%#& %*&$@$ %#@&%*$# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU *%#%& %#@^&%$^%$$#%%$$% !!!! YOU JUST LEFT MY BEST FRIENDS.... No I didn't. Just delayed them a little " | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too That's just wookie. Don't worry about it " Well you're not the one it's getting frisky with | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too That's just wookie. Don't worry about it Well you're not the one it's getting frisky with " sorry pp I thought you was yas I've been on the rum all day | |||
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"Ladies and gents The plane is fueled and ready. Boarding will begin soon. I promise not to press the button again That's lucky, I think we nearly drank the airport bar dry " Hi Lee are you behaving... miss me yet... I may just somehow make it on the plane | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too That's just wookie. Don't worry about it Well you're not the one it's getting frisky with sorry pp I thought you was yas I've been on the rum all day " Well would you mind removing your dick from my arse | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Hi Goregous... Hey beautiful " Hi back Goregous I will see you in Vegas or maybe even sooner , who knows with this crazy thread.... | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too That's just wookie. Don't worry about it Well you're not the one it's getting frisky with sorry pp I thought you was yas I've been on the rum all day Well would you mind removing your dick from my arse " that's not my dick that was a sausage I had left over from the in flight meal | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac! Pink Cadillac... Hell Yes Vegas here we come. Are you ready ... LETS GO ... OH AND WE MAY NEED TO PICK UP A GOOD FRIEND ON THE WAY... IM NOT SURE!! But we will find out!! The more the merrier, is she a bridesmaid?" Ummm well She is a He but for now it's just you and I and I'm ready for some fun before the big event!! Knowing him he is getting there somehow... It was just in case What music are we listening to cutie... what ever it is we are cranking it up AND THE WIND IN MY HAIR FEELS WONDERFUL...... | |||
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"I've got changed for the wedding " looks like your gonna be a usher lol | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x" HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... | |||
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"I've got changed for the wedding " Omg .... Love it ... you should wear that to my Bachelorette party .... | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x" Oh now I'm cast aside like a rag doll. | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... " I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though | |||
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"Ya I will be wearing a red sari xx" To the wedding .... I dont care what you wear Love !! you will be beautiful!! | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x Oh now I'm cast aside like a rag doll. " sorry pp but to be fair maddie is my bride to be | |||
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"Dammit I forgot to bring a shirt guess I will have to go toilets in my kilt. That's fine it's warm in Vegas right?" No just buy a I love Vegas shirt silly !! | |||
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"Dammit I forgot to bring a shirt guess I will have to go toilets in my kilt. That's fine it's warm in Vegas right?" Topless damn autocarrot | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though " NOT AT ALL HAVE FUN... UMMM HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO WHO MY BRIDAL PARTY IS .... IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IT UP | |||
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"Dammit I forgot to bring a shirt guess I will have to go toilets in my kilt. That's fine it's warm in Vegas right? No just buy a I love Vegas shirt silly !! " Why I will only loose it? | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x Oh now I'm cast aside like a rag doll. sorry pp but to be fair maddie is my bride to be " Right I'm off to the casino and drown my sorrows. | |||
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"Dammit I forgot to bring a shirt guess I will have to go toilets in my kilt. That's fine it's warm in Vegas right? Topless damn autocarrot " That was funny .... haha I laughed out loud in real life | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac! Pink Cadillac... Hell Yes Vegas here we come. Are you ready ... LETS GO ... OH AND WE MAY NEED TO PICK UP A GOOD FRIEND ON THE WAY... IM NOT SURE!! But we will find out!! The more the merrier, is she a bridesmaid? Ummm well She is a He but for now it's just you and I and I'm ready for some fun before the big event!! Knowing him he is getting there somehow... It was just in case What music are we listening to cutie... what ever it is we are cranking it up AND THE WIND IN MY HAIR FEELS WONDERFUL......" Its springstein, LOUD!! | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though NOT AT ALL HAVE FUN... UMMM HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO WHO MY BRIDAL PARTY IS .... IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IT UP " yep bit I'm pretty sure all us guys that are here will have a hell of a night I hear chunky has booked I'd all lap dances and a private poker table | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x Oh now I'm cast aside like a rag doll. sorry pp but to be fair maddie is my bride to be Right I'm off to the casino and drown my sorrows." dont worry pp the stag do will be epic | |||
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"*takes a swig from his hip flask while no one is looking *" wonko I hope your joining me on the stag do | |||
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"*takes a swig from his hip flask while no one is looking * wonko I hope your joining me on the stag do" A scotsman not attend a stag do? | |||
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"*takes a swig from his hip flask while no one is looking * wonko I hope your joining me on the stag do A scotsman not attend a stag do? " I can count on you then | |||
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"*takes a swig from his hip flask while no one is looking * wonko I hope your joining me on the stag do A scotsman not attend a stag do? I can count on you then " That might be a bad move on your part | |||
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"I'm here! Where do you want me? Hi Goregous... Hey beautiful Hi back Goregous I will see you in Vegas or maybe even sooner , who knows with this crazy thread.... " Back again x | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though NOT AT ALL HAVE FUN... UMMM HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO WHO MY BRIDAL PARTY IS .... IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IT UP yep bit I'm pretty sure all us guys that are here will have a hell of a night I hear chunky has booked I'd all lap dances and a private poker table " Yea Yea .. WEll im going to pick lucky people and give them Lap Dances !! | |||
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"Im driving there in a converrible, room for some on the back! My elvis jumpsuit was made for this party!! HEY SEXY YOU GOT ROOM FOR THE BRIDE IN THAT CONVERTIBLE ON THE WAY TO VEGAS ... I PROMISE A NON STOP CONCERT FEATURING ME!! Only if youre riding shotgun, be careful it can get awfully windy, wouldnt want the dress blowing everywhere!! Well then that's perfect... Shotgun was what I wanted !! If youre extra nice ill let you play with the gear stick Ohhh ok .... Sweetheart I can drive a stick !! At some point on our road trip you will be riding shot gun and I will be driving!! What kind of convertible is it anyway.... It's vegas baby, got to be the pink cadillac! Pink Cadillac... Hell Yes Vegas here we come. Are you ready ... LETS GO ... OH AND WE MAY NEED TO PICK UP A GOOD FRIEND ON THE WAY... IM NOT SURE!! But we will find out!! The more the merrier, is she a bridesmaid? Ummm well She is a He but for now it's just you and I and I'm ready for some fun before the big event!! Knowing him he is getting there somehow... It was just in case What music are we listening to cutie... what ever it is we are cranking it up AND THE WIND IN MY HAIR FEELS WONDERFUL...... Its springstein, LOUD!!" OMG ITS BORN TO RUN..... THATS A CLASSIC AND KIND OF THE PERFECT SONG FOR RIGHT NOW.... | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though NOT AT ALL HAVE FUN... UMMM HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO WHO MY BRIDAL PARTY IS .... IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IT UP yep bit I'm pretty sure all us guys that are here will have a hell of a night I hear chunky has booked I'd all lap dances and a private poker table Yea Yea .. WEll im going to pick lucky people and give them Lap Dances !! " Oohh me me me!!! *waves his hand in the air * | |||
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"Maddie I need a cuddle this is a long flight can you come sit with me I have extra leg room x HI WOOKIE you know I'd never ever turn down cuddles from you... I should think not after all we are heading to vegas to get married after all xxxx hope you dont mind if I have a stag night tomorrow night though NOT AT ALL HAVE FUN... UMMM HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO WHO MY BRIDAL PARTY IS .... IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IT UP yep bit I'm pretty sure all us guys that are here will have a hell of a night I hear chunky has booked I'd all lap dances and a private poker table Yea Yea .. WEll im going to pick lucky people and give them Lap Dances !! Oohh me me me!!! *waves his hand in the air *" Silly Wonko well of course you are on my VIP list !! | |||
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"**ETA 06:00 GMT UK Time***" Will be closer to midnight. I have the afterburner running and have arranged mid air refuelling | |||
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"**ETA 06:00 GMT UK Time*** Will be closer to midnight. I have the afterburner running and have arranged mid air refuelling " We can then all have a good night's sleep ahead of the stag and hen doo's starting at 8am tomorrow | |||
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"*pours a whiskey and settles in for the flight ahead*" Pour one for me.... | |||
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"Hey Wookie& Guys ... I have an Announcement to make .... I'm kind of not on the plane.... I sort of missed it But I'm on my Way my Great Friend Brenin picked me up and he is Driving me to Vegas ... So don't worry I will be there ... Hope you all are having a great flight!! SAFE TRAVELS XOXO " Dont Worry everyone ill get her there safe and sound and in one piece, if we are not there in time...........just wait longer | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? " Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol " Just make sure your chastity is removed for when we go through arrivals | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol Just make sure your chastity is removed for when we go through arrivals " I had to leave it at Heathrow. He got his fingered trapped in it. | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol Just make sure your chastity is removed for when we go through arrivals I had to leave it at Heathrow. He got his fingered trapped in it. " Like one of those Chinese finger puzzles | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol Just make sure your chastity is removed for when we go through arrivals I had to leave it at Heathrow. He got his fingered trapped in it. Like one of those Chinese finger puzzles " More like chinese torture now. He was not amused. I nearly got arrested for laughing at him. | |||
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"It's cold and dark in the baggage hold Oh my Gosh who put PP in the luggage ... There is something furry rubbing up against my leg too That's just wookie. Don't worry about it Well you're not the one it's getting frisky with sorry pp I thought you was yas I've been on the rum all day Well would you mind removing your dick from my arse that's not my dick that was a sausage I had left over from the in flight meal " Yuck | |||
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"Have we taken off yet? Has Chunky made it through customs after his cavity search? Will we get to Vegas whilst it's still there? Im walking a bit funny, but im here. I don't think he'll want to do another cavity search again. Lol Just make sure your chastity is removed for when we go through arrivals I had to leave it at Heathrow. He got his fingered trapped in it. " | |||
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"Hello all x " Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! | |||
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"Any room for a bear? " YES .... ALWAYS !! | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! " Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x | |||
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"Any room for a bear? YES .... ALWAYS !! " Great! Shuffle up then and let get that fur wet. | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x" Ohhh Taff that sound amazing . And so deserved. I hope you enjoy your days off . God's country sounds so perfect to me right now. You know how much I love the pictures you send me and I can't wait to get them. I feel truly special that you share them with me. Xoxo | |||
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"Mads you’ve created a monster party!! 18!!!" OMG ITS MY BESTIE I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE ...I KNOW RIGHT YOURE TELLING ME ABOUT TO BE 19.....SO YOU WANNA HITCH A RIDE WITH ME .... | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x" Oh, Taff. I had a seat saved next to me on the plane! X | |||
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"Mads you’ve created a monster party!! 18!!! OMG ITS MY BESTIE I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE ...I KNOW RIGHT YOURE TELLING ME ABOUT TO BE 19.....SO YOU WANNA HITCH A RIDE WITH ME .... " Heeeeeyyyyyy!! Ridding with you all the way bestie | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x Oh, Taff. I had a seat saved next to me on the plane! X" Hey Red my beautiful Friend how is the flight ?? You keeping my Boys in Line... ? | |||
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"UMMMMM HEY BRENIN I have a few additions .... we gotta stop and pick up my Friend Ummmm he is A Bear But a Cute Panda Bear they are kind of my Favorite... his Name is DailyLay.... Ok so that kind of sounded bad ..Anyway and My Bestie She is a total Hottie .... this road trip just turned into a party " I'll drive the first shift. That will give you time to catch up in the back | |||
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"UMMMMM HEY BRENIN I have a few additions .... we gotta stop and pick up my Friend Ummmm he is A Bear But a Cute Panda Bear they are kind of my Favorite... his Name is DailyLay.... Ok so that kind of sounded bad ..Anyway and My Bestie She is a total Hottie .... this road trip just turned into a party I'll drive the first shift. That will give you time to catch up in the back " | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x Ohhh Taff that sound amazing . And so deserved. I hope you enjoy your days off . God's country sounds so perfect to me right now. You know how much I love the pictures you send me and I can't wait to get them. I feel truly special that you share them with me. Xoxo " its my pleasure i am so glad you like them . X x x x | |||
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"Wake me up when we land or when part 19 starts, whichever is soonest " Hey Lee 19 is closely approaching!! Hope you got a good nap in !! | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x Ohhh Taff that sound amazing . And so deserved. I hope you enjoy your days off . God's country sounds so perfect to me right now. You know how much I love the pictures you send me and I can't wait to get them. I feel truly special that you share them with me. Xoxo its my pleasure i am so glad you like them . X x x x" Pffft Like them I love them Taff!! xoxo Drink a glass of wine for me Handsome | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x Oh, Taff. I had a seat saved next to me on the plane! X Hey Red my beautiful Friend how is the flight ?? You keeping my Boys in Line... ? " I'm trying my best,Mads! PP has finally fallen asleep, Lee keeps poking me from behind. Wonko is singing Auld Lang Sine at the top of his voice and Wookie & Chunky have crashed the cockpit with their cocks out. Cindi has gone very quiet, so I'm sure she's up to no good, too. But it's all good. Can't wait to see ya! Xx | |||
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"Ready and waiting " Hey Goregous... you enjoying the flight ? I miss ya !! | |||
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"* Miles is enjoying himself looking at photo albums * What kind of photo Album Miles ? " Nice but naughty one | |||
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"Hello all x Hi Sweet Taff Perfect timing!! Hello beautiful , im relaxing with a large glass of wine ans teo days off . Perfect weather for mountain biking in the hills tomorrow , just what i need . Some quite time alone in gods country . Pics will be sent x x Oh, Taff. I had a seat saved next to me on the plane! X Hey Red my beautiful Friend how is the flight ?? You keeping my Boys in Line... ? I'm trying my best,Mads! PP has finally fallen asleep, Lee keeps poking me from behind. Wonko is singing Auld Lang Sine at the top of his voice and Wookie & Chunky have crashed the cockpit with their cocks out. Cindi has gone very quiet, so I'm sure she's up to no good, too. But it's all good. Can't wait to see ya! Xx" Thanks for the update Sweet Friend... sounds like they are keeping you busy ! Keep them in line there's no time before the festivities for anyone to go to jail & get them out... | |||
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"* Miles is enjoying himself looking at photo albums * What kind of photo Album Miles ? Nice but naughty one" Hmmmm anyone we know ? | |||
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"Right I'm going bed now see you all in thread 19 night night xx" Night Night Wookie SWEET DREAMS... SEE YA IN VEGAS XOXO | |||
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"* Miles is enjoying himself looking at photo albums * What kind of photo Album Miles ? Nice but naughty one Hmmmm anyone we know ? " Absolutely....a beautiful bride! | |||
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"* Miles is enjoying himself looking at photo albums * What kind of photo Album Miles ? Nice but naughty one Hmmmm anyone we know ? Absolutely....a beautiful bride!" Mine ..... | |||
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