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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops excuse me..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Better out than in sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent but violent

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

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How and why do you know this?

I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

How and why do you know this?

I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"

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Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.

I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

How and why do you know this?

I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"

Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.

I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream "

A true fart Jedi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

How and why do you know this?

I can't imagine a Google search for "former presidents who composed a farting essay"

Farting is my specialist subject if I ever get accepted for Mastermind.

I rather fancy that my chances will be subsequently slim of appearing on said prestigious show but one can dream

A true fart Jedi "

Jedi or really a sith lord

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):

Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):

Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt. "

Wtf it's so random you know this.

Any info on Kim Jong-un?

Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Holding them in gives you indigestion. Fact.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):

Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt.

Wtf it's so random you know this.

Any info on Kim Jong-un?

Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2"

Ostensibly (and certainly the image he wishes his subjects to believe) he neither urinates, defecates, farts, burps nor vomits :-I The toilets in his palace/s are only supplied for guests it is said.

Hmmmm.....I smell something decidedly fishy (or possibly fart like)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fun Fart Related Factoid In Relation To FAB: Eproctophilia.....describes sexual arousal from farts (whether ones own or else those let loose by others).

I should hastily add that I myself am not a eproctophiliac for the record but for anyone who is, fair play to you say I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Presidential Farts Related Factoid Number 2 (thankfully not a solid number two though):

Gerald Ford, The 38th president of the USA was infamous in the White House for blaming his anal announcements on his Secret Service staff(!!) He was in fact noted for such subsequent quotes as, ‘Jesus, was that you? Show some class!’ instead of owning up to his guilt.

Wtf it's so random you know this.

Any info on Kim Jong-un?

Apparently his people believe he doesn't even go for a number 2

Ostensibly (and certainly the image he wishes his subjects to believe) he neither urinates, defecates, farts, burps nor vomits :-I The toilets in his palace/s are only supplied for guests it is said.

Hmmmm.....I smell something decidedly fishy (or possibly fart like) "

It's bizarre his people believe this. But they do

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Farts make me laugh.. I'm such a child

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Farts make me laugh.. I'm such a child "

Me too. Gotta love a nice loud fart

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Farts make me laugh.. I'm such a child

Me too. Gotta love a nice loud fart"

Jesus! You'd love me then. I've just woken the cat with humongous bowel blower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an urban myth, but I so want to be true:

The Queen has a very important dignitary, let's call him the president of Burundi, riding in a royal procession in an open top carriage when one of the horses let's out a very loud and obscenely pungent fart. The Queen, apologises to the president who says "please don't worry your majesty, I thought it was one of the horses"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fascinating Fart Fact: Did you know that the word ‘Fart’ (variation ‘Phart’ - which sounds kind of posh) stems from approximately 1632?

I shit you not

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Fascinating Fart Fact: Did you know that the word ‘Fart’ (variation ‘Phart’ - which sounds kind of posh) stems from approximately 1632?

I shit you not "

Unless you follow through of course

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Fascinating Fart Fact: Did you know that the word ‘Fart’ (variation ‘Phart’ - which sounds kind of posh) stems from approximately 1632?

I shit you not

Unless you follow through of course "

Whoopsy Daisy.......

Fortuitously, I always carry a spare sock with me for just such events as have so cruelly befallen me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

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Umm Benjamin Franklin was never the President of the US

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Fun fart factoid: Did you know that none other than ex President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin composed an essay entitled, ‘Fart Proudly’ (sometimes also referred to as, ‘A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting’ and ‘To the Royal Academy of Farting’) in 1781.

Umm Benjamin Franklin was never the President of the US"

Bugger! - sorry - founding father I should have wrote.

Mind you....considering his fart related literature, perhaps it was for the best that he never made it to president

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Well I’ve been told if you keep them in you will blow up or possibly have a bad stomach ache

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that the average person farts 14 times a day?

Have you got your quota in yet everyone?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that a French inventor by the name of Christian Poincheval invented a pill to make ones farts smell more pleasing?

Yes, both chocolate and wine flavours are available apparently and can be purchased online.

Do I detect many of you frantically googling right now?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

And someone claimed that the intellect level on the Forum was in decline?

Who doesn’t like a good fart joke though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn’t fart occasionally when using the loo?’

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Who doesn’t fart occasionally when using the loo?’ "

Sounds like you're in the Royal Albert Hall

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"And someone claimed that the intellect level on the Forum was in decline?

Who doesn’t like a good fart joke though. "

Fascinating Historical Fart Joke Fact: Professor Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton has speculated that a Sumerian ‘joke’ dating from 1900 BC may well be the world’s oldest recorded one-liner.

And the subject matter?

Yes, you’ve guessed it - it was none other than a fart related joke

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"And someone claimed that the intellect level on the Forum was in decline?

Who doesn’t like a good fart joke though.

Fascinating Historical Fart Joke Fact: Professor Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton has speculated that a Sumerian ‘joke’ dating from 1900 BC may well be the world’s oldest recorded one-liner.

And the subject matter?

Yes, you’ve guessed it - it was none other than a fart related joke "

And as a bonus, I have a translation of the joke itself which goes:

‘Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who doesn’t fart occasionally when using the loo?’

Sounds like you're in the Royal Albert Hall "

Speak for yourself!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Farting Etiquette Factoid: Whilst considered a decidedly coarse act to many, farting, at least to the Yanomami tribe who inhabit the Amazonian rain forest, is traditionally considered as a polite greeting gesture.

‘Pleased to meet you good sir.......’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Farts make me laugh.. I'm such a child

Me too. Gotta love a nice loud fart

Jesus! You'd love me then. I've just woken the cat with humongous bowel blower "

God bless you

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