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"I haven't clean the bathroom this week " Is that all mine is 2 weeks. One up on you | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " This is brilliant | |||
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"Whats yours?" I dropped a roast potato on the floor on Sunday, picked it up and ate it... | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " Then back to front? | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder Then back to front? " The force is strong with you | |||
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"When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it I do the same thing when shopping here. Its so liberating " It's because I suffer from trolly rage | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " Side A and side B, so to speak.. | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " I chuck them against the wall if they don’t stick I wear them again | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder I chuck them against the wall if they don’t stick I wear them again " | |||
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"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat " Fantastic!! D. | |||
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"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart. I was sat on the bed. Then I pulled face I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker" " Fukn brilliant. You'd be epic on a night out | |||
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"I left a dribble in the bottom of the milk bottle and put it back in the fridge " Oh you naughty boy. My pet hate. | |||
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"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat " Love it. Might give it ago. | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " Why do people turn them inside out, that's just weird, wear mine for a week normally! | |||
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"I'm on a Swingers website and I go to swingers clubs... Shhhh don't tell anyone...." Your secrets safe with me. | |||
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"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart. I was sat on the bed. Then I pulled face I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker" " Nearly passed myself | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder Why do people turn them inside out, that's just weird, wear mine for a week normally! " You wear knickers? You've not mentioned this to me before. What type do you have? | |||
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"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart. I was sat on the bed. Then I pulled face I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker" " You are my new hero!!! | |||
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"I threw slugs and snails over my next door neighbours veggie patch, in the summer as his lettuces were nicer than mine!! " Is this true??? | |||
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"I once rang 5 different takeaways and got them all delivered to a friend's house. (True story) " Next question...Why? | |||
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"I once rang 5 different takeaways and got them all delivered to a friend's house. (True story) Next question...Why?" I was daft when I was young. Thankfully I've matured now | |||
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"I'm in my dressing gown all day from Monday to Friday." You got dressed to send photos to me though | |||
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"I'm in my dressing gown all day from Monday to Friday. You got dressed to send photos to me though " Touche. | |||
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"My car is a tip." Snap.but only because I travel by motorcycle and public transport most of the time | |||
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"In currently on the monthly Board meeting but I have hidden my camera and I'm reading Fab forums" Love it | |||
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"I haven't changed the sheets " In how long! You may need to be spanked for that! | |||
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"Whats yours?" Staring at your bottom OP | |||
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"I purposely send friend requests to people that have "no asians" specified. " I don't quite know why, but this made me laugh a disproportionate amount. | |||
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"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush x" are you my daughters friend ? | |||
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"I occasionally have a pee in the sink " Kitchen sink | |||
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"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush xare you my daughters friend ?" Oh myyy wouldn’t that have been an excellent coincidence | |||
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"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush x" You saucy minx!! | |||
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"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder " U r very much eco-friendly | |||
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"I put the cheap Tesco brand dry cat food into a Felix box so my cats will eat it. No joke! They’re fussy wee shits " | |||
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"I purposely send friend requests to people that have "no asians" specified. " | |||
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"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier " I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way | |||
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"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way " We could have shared a cubicle | |||
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"I put the cheap Tesco brand dry cat food into a Felix box so my cats will eat it. No joke! They’re fussy wee shits " Fussy but not clever! | |||
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"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way We could have shared a cubicle " Next time I will whisper your name and check it's you | |||
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"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way We could have shared a cubicle Next time I will whisper your name and check it's you" Chuck some toilet roll over the top, thats our secret sign | |||
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"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat " Love this | |||
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"Had women from fab send me there dirty panties to sniff and wank in no cost. " This is not the fantasy section | |||
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"When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it " I'm also guilty of this | |||
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"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat " on ebay now buying earphones | |||
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"I watched 2 Hallmark Christmas movies last week" Oh lucky you. | |||
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"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing " Frozen mash. It will change your life | |||
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"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing Frozen mash. It will change your life " I’ve some in the freezer for the last 8 months, but haven’t tried it yet, I just keep making my own | |||
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"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing Frozen mash. It will change your life " What is this you speak of ?? | |||
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"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing " Oh yum. | |||
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