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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't clean the bathroom this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't changed the sheets

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I haven't clean the bathroom this week "

Is that all mine is 2 weeks. One up on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is a tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left a dribble in the bottom of the milk bottle and put it back in the fridge

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I ate all 3 of Mr yummys frys peppermint creams on Monday and I've been playing dumb as to what happened to them since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

This is brilliant

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Whats yours?"

I dropped a roast potato on the floor on Sunday, picked it up and ate it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

Then back to front?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve wee’d in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder

Then back to front? "

The force is strong with you

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

A know a girl who slept with one of my mates and is now married with another.

The boys don't know each other but im bang in the middle of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it "

I do the same thing when shopping here. Its so liberating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it

I do the same thing when shopping here. Its so liberating "

It's because I suffer from trolly rage

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I found some chicken at the back of the fridge that I'd forgotten about. It had been in there a month, luckily I had it in a container.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I purposely send friend requests to people that have "no asians" specified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't changed the sheets "

Since when...

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I broke the toilet flush as my Sisters, said nothing,

She blamed her husband for it, then rang me to come over and install a new one.

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

Didn't stop at a check point with my Irish plate car ahahahha

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By *aturesub60Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll tell you over in Telegram

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By *aturesub60Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

Side A and side B, so to speak..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

I chuck them against the wall if they don’t stick I wear them again

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I occasionally have a pee in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder

I chuck them against the wall if they don’t stick I wear them again "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me

Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me

Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat "

Fantastic!!

D.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart.

I was sat on the bed.

Then I pulled face

I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin

Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker"

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I know her litle dirty secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart.

I was sat on the bed.

Then I pulled face

I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin

Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker"

"

Fukn brilliant.

You'd be epic on a night out

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

I found a hairy cola bottle down the side of the couch. Gave it a wipe and asked hubby if he wanted a sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I left a dribble in the bottom of the milk bottle and put it back in the fridge "

Oh you naughty boy. My pet hate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me

Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat "

Love it. Might give it ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with my 50year old happily married neighbour for two years. Her husband used to

Come round and watch the f1 with me regularly.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm on a Swingers website and I go to swingers clubs... Shhhh don't tell anyone....

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I drink straight from the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

Why do people turn them inside out, that's just weird, wear mine for a week normally!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I stole a rude book from the public library when i was 14 as too ebarrassed to get it stamped out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a Swingers website and I go to swingers clubs... Shhhh don't tell anyone...."

Your secrets safe with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart.

I was sat on the bed.

Then I pulled face

I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin

Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker"

"

Nearly passed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my dressing gown all day from Monday to Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder

Why do people turn them inside out, that's just weird, wear mine for a week normally! "

You wear knickers? You've not mentioned this to me before.

What type do you have?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

In currently on the monthly Board meeting but I have hidden my camera and I'm reading Fab forums

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I may have got a stirring to someone in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t own a toy so I borrow someone else’s in my house he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw slugs and snails over my next door neighbours veggie patch, in the summer as his lettuces were nicer than mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So dirty and secret I couldn't possibly tell.

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By *icecock9999Man
over a year ago

Oxford

You sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's far from a secret, but once before I realised I was about to be struck by gastroenteritis from hell, I felt a fart.

I was sat on the bed.

Then I pulled face

I'd just sharted on my ex's pillow. Had to bag the fucker up and get it into the communal bin

Years later I realise I should have just turned the cunt over instead of binning it..... "surprise fucker"

"

You are my new hero!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once rang 5 different takeaways and got them all delivered to a friend's house.

(True story)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I threw slugs and snails over my next door neighbours veggie patch, in the summer as his lettuces were nicer than mine!! "

Is this true???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once rang 5 different takeaways and got them all delivered to a friend's house.

(True story)

"

Next question...Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my teens there were old style payphones where you put the money in once the call connected.

Our local swimming pool had one and me and brother used to ring the sex lines (pre recorded filth) and were able to listen for free.

I liked it when we went swimming

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm on here when I'm at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once rang 5 different takeaways and got them all delivered to a friend's house.

(True story)

Next question...Why?"

I was daft when I was young.

Thankfully I've matured now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in my dressing gown all day from Monday to Friday."

You got dressed to send photos to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to leave a little tomato soup and mushy peas in the tins to eat cold while the rest heats up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in my dressing gown all day from Monday to Friday.

You got dressed to send photos to me though "

Touche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy cereal with dinner in mind because I'm too lazy to cook.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Quick wank when watching songs of praise.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"My car is a tip."

Snap.but only because I travel by motorcycle and public transport most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been one...once or twice...never had one though but i have indulged in boyzone now and again...does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In currently on the monthly Board meeting but I have hidden my camera and I'm reading Fab forums"

Love it

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By *macktheponyMan
over a year ago

wellington

Had women from fab send me there dirty panties to sniff and wank in no cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with my next door neighbours wife

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I haven't changed the sheets "

In how long!

You may need to be spanked for that!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Whats yours?"

Staring at your bottom OP

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Its a secret, and i dont tell secrets, thats why there secrets,

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I purposely send friend requests to people that have "no asians" specified. "

I don't quite know why, but this made me laugh a disproportionate amount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush x

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush x"
are you my daughters friend ?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"I occasionally have a pee in the sink "

Kitchen sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush xare you my daughters friend ?"

Oh myyy wouldn’t that have been an excellent coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with my friends dad because I love to see him blush x"

You saucy minx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turn my knickers inside out and wear them the next day to save on washing powder "

U r very much eco-friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the cheap Tesco brand dry cat food into a Felix box so my cats will eat it.

No joke! They’re fussy wee shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put the cheap Tesco brand dry cat food into a Felix box so my cats will eat it.

No joke! They’re fussy wee shits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer music with a piano over guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like deal or no deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier

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By *omfordjoeMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

Love going down my mates phone looking at his pics of his Gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I purposely send friend requests to people that have "no asians" specified. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier "

I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier

I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way "

We could have shared a cubicle

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I put the cheap Tesco brand dry cat food into a Felix box so my cats will eat it.

No joke! They’re fussy wee shits "

Fussy but not clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier

I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way

We could have shared a cubicle "

Next time I will whisper your name and check it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I masturbated in the toilet of Sainsbury’s earlier

I wondered what that noise was....I masturbated back at you by the way

We could have shared a cubicle

Next time I will whisper your name and check it's you"

Chuck some toilet roll over the top, thats our secret sign

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Went on holiday with a friend and shared a room. Most mornings I masturbated whilst he was still asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me

Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had women from fab send me there dirty panties to sniff and wank in no cost. "

This is not the fantasy section

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm shopping at Asda I pull faces at people from behind my facemask as they can't see me doing it "

I'm also guilty of this

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I wear headphones every time I leave the house to avoid anyone talking to me

Headphones are attached to anything, the lead is just tucked inside my coat "

on ebay now buying earphones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched 2 Hallmark Christmas movies last week

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By *odding1Man
over a year ago

high wycombe

Respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I watched 2 Hallmark Christmas movies last week"

Oh lucky you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fucked my bosses sister....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing "

Frozen mash. It will change your life

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing

Frozen mash. It will change your life "

I’ve some in the freezer for the last 8 months, but haven’t tried it yet, I just keep making my own

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing

Frozen mash. It will change your life "

What is this you speak of ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends mother in law comes round to suck my cock and no one knows ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just bought instant mash because I cant be arsed to make the real thing "

Oh yum.

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